Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.1%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 68 13.7%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 283 57.2%

  • Total voters
    495
Maybe it's just me, but I just don't think you can get several hours of quality content out of Claire. When Godwinson announced this, my first thought was that he's running out of gas. He might have even realized that.

Yeah, cloaking your fediverse instance in Jim iconography is cringe. I'm not gonna sit here and dispute that. But a competent streamer could go over that in like, what... 30 minutes... max?

If people here feel like their life wouldn't be complete without a britbog bitching about Claire, you'll be happy to know that insane British person Elaine Miller already beat Godwinson to the punch. True to form, her video is pretty shit though (she actually thinks the "We love your Ralph" thing is unironic).


Mercifully, she had the decency to spare us a voiceover (shudder):
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Jewsh is just coping about his hatred of anglos, we all know that rotten toothed accent gets him harder than a fake silver coin.
 
Kinochet doing a bit of shilling on /pol/ again. I believe this was him because the attention whoring narcissism forced him to mention his name before PPP.
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Kinochet doing a bit of shilling on /pol/ again. I believe this was him because the attention whoring narcissism forced him to mention his name before PPP.
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Godwinson's apartment look more like Student Dorms than it does Council Housing (UK Low income housing). Which would correspond to Godwinson attempting multiple different degrees, since he is a Fail son of the lessor UK gentry.
 
Oi m8 et's fookin' oironic innit????
Yeah, pretty much. Her voice is grating.

If I understand correctly, Godwinson comes from a legit upper-class background, but choses to fight it out in the gutter (probably because it's more fun than whatever upper-class britbongs usually do). Whereas Elaine is gutter trash that likes to pretend she's posh (and fails miserably).

Godwinson can be funny on those occasions he's firing on all cylinders. Elaine is just a nutcase that holds grudges and, to the best of my knowledge, has never been funny except unintentionally.

Still, I just thought I'd mention she did do a Claire video. Albeit a really lame one.

Jewsh is just coping about his hatred of anglos, we all know that rotten toothed accent gets him harder than a fake silver coin.
Nah, that ain't fair.

Firstly, I believe Null's hatred of the anglo menace is sincere (and more than a little justified).

Secondly, in keeping with the long running joke, Elaine ain't nearly fat enough.
 
Kinochet doing a bit of shilling on /pol/ again. I believe this was him because the attention whoring narcissism forced him to mention his name before PPP.
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Holy fuck you cringe faggot Kinochet. Kill yourself already, noone likes you. Eternally fucking butthurt at anyone that even sleights you. You were first a Ralph paypiggy untill you realised you could become an attention whore and you found the gayest possible gimmick to boot. You blatantly steal content from here and try to gay op anyone that dares to shit talk you or your homosexual capos. You were a flamenco moderator and you were paypigging begging that fucking pedophile to give you back your wrench, again you got told to fuck off. You even came here to cry as you usually do and guess what we all told you to fuck off every single time. And then you just go to your eternal gay copes like "Thanks for following!", "I am just le laughing at the internet with cancer grifter man". You are slime, the literal amoeba of the sector, someone that somehow manages to be gayer than Perspicacity. Unironically neck yourself you fucking nigger.
 
If I understand correctly, Godwinson comes from a legit upper-class background, but choses to fight it out in the gutter (probably because it's more fun than whatever upper-class britbongs usually do). Whereas Elaine is gutter trash that likes to pretend she's posh (and fails miserably).

Godwinson can be funny on those occasions he's firing on all cylinders. Elaine is just a nutcase that holds grudges and, to the best of my knowledge, has never been funny except unintentionally.

Still, I just thought I'd mention she did do a Claire video. Albeit a really lame one.
Very similar to the old 4chan vs reddit dichotomy, where reddit was described as "retards pretending to be smart" and 4chan was described as "smart people pretending to be retards."
Nowadays, they're both retards pretending to be smart.
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If Godwinson was a lord, he would literally have the title "Lord Edge." This is a fact that comes across in his personality.
He has a clear passion for this kind of shit, and I'm sure it offers an escape from whatever faggy upper-class britbongs expect from him.
He's made the intelligent decision to have a normal life, but every now and again he's got to dip his little toe in the sewage pipe and blow off some steam.
 
He has a clear passion for this kind of shit, and I'm sure it offers an escape from whatever faggy upper-class britbongs expect from him.

I wouldn't put much stock in the baronet thing. Even if it is true, the Edge peerage only dates back to 1937.

To give it some context for non-Anglos, the Edge peerage is the equivalent of The Beverley Hillbillies. Other members of the aristocracy will look down on them while they're having their baby blood transfusions.

Adam will come back when he wants to go on pleb safari again.
 
I wouldn't put much stock in the baronet thing. Even if it is true, the Edge peerage only dates back to 1937.

To give it some context for non-Anglos, the Edge peerage is the equivalent of The Beverley Hillbillies. Other members of the aristocracy will look down on them while they're having their baby blood transfusions.

Adam will come back when he wants to go on pleb safari again.
If I'm not mistaken, a baronet isn't even a member of the peerage. If the stories are true, he's not entitled to a seat in the House of Lords, for instance. My understanding it's the lowest rank of hereditary aristocracy. It's technically above a knighthood (which is not hereditary) but below absolutely everything else (Duke, Earl, etc.).

(Shout out to Sid Meyer's Pirates for first teaching me there is an actual rank system with these things).

I honestly don't know if he's aristocracy. I have little difficulty believing he comes from the upper-class (in the economic sense) until somebody proves otherwise through.
 
If I'm not mistaken, a baronet isn't even a member of the peerage. If the stories are true, he's not entitled to a seat in the House of Lords, for instance. My understanding it's the lowest rank of hereditary aristocracy. It's technically above a knighthood (which is not hereditary) but below absolutely everything else (Duke, Earl, etc.).

(Shout out to Sid Meyer's Pirates for first teaching me there is an actual rank system with these things).

I honestly don't know if he's aristocracy. I have little difficulty believing he comes from the upper-class (in the economic sense) until somebody proves otherwise through.

Its still classed as a peerage and appears on the peerage index, even though it doesn't grant you a seat in the House of Lords. Its still a hereditary title though. So you can become a baronet via good boy points with the current monarch, and then the title carries on down the family lineage.

Its better than a bought title at any rate, even if its just a title of recognition and doesn't make you part of the Royal lineage.
 
Maybe it's just me, but I just don't think you can get several hours of quality content out of Claire. When Godwinson announced this, my first thought was that he's running out of gas. He might have even realized that.

Yeah, cloaking your fediverse instance in Jim iconography is cringe. I'm not gonna sit here and dispute that. But a competent streamer could go over that in like, what... 30 minutes... max?

If people here feel like their life wouldn't be complete without a britbog bitching about Claire, you'll be happy to know that insane British person Elaine Miller already beat Godwinson to the punch. True to form, her video is pretty shit though (she actually thinks the "We love your Ralph" thing is unironic).


Mercifully, she had the decency to spare us a voiceover (shudder):
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There's stuff he could've made fun of Claire for, like her boyfriend being an anime filth peddler, or her scamming people on etsy by not fulfilling their orders. Her page is full of 1 star reviews.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ClaireBereCrochet
 
I tuned out after an hour. I suffered 4 hours of Pay Pay Pay and tardski A logging ralph yesterday, now I get to suffer Godwinson Alog Tardki and Pay Pay Pay Alogging Ralph?

Over heard Godwinson say even the alogs don't care anymore true that. I sure as fuck don't care anymore. Godwinson so clear about calling out writers in the Sektur by indulging them in his chat and his discord. Bryan Dunn should be gassed, Persip should be thrown off a roof, and the whole sektur should be purged by nuclear fire. I'm done fuck em all.
The whole thing has jumped the shark. I know that has probably been said a thousand times already but it really has. Watching Tardski and PPP sweatily go through the motions of "whoa, Ralph should be really get help, this is too much" makes you want to switch to team Ralph out of boredom but then you remember he platforms a legit pedophile, criminal, Ali Alexander in the hopes of scraping together a bit of clout and content and maybe the Schizo Nignog Kan-Ye will come back and boost his career.. it really is blackpilling. These people are all terrible and not really even in a fun way anymore. Whatever, that's the internet.
 
The whole thing has jumped the shark. I know that has probably been said a thousand times already but it really has. Watching Tardski and PPP sweatily go through the motions of "whoa, Ralph should be really get help, this is too much" makes you want to switch to team Ralph out of boredom but then you remember he platforms a legit pedophile, criminal, Ali Alexander in the hopes of scraping together a bit of clout and content and maybe the Schizo Nignog Kan-Ye will come back and boost his career.. it really is blackpilling. These people are all terrible and not really even in a fun way anymore. Whatever, that's the internet.
In times like these it's time to remember the creed that there is and never was a team. We are not CHEMO DOGMEAT 2007. Over here my friend it's the farms, we are ALOG2018. We don't play for no team other than our own. Unlike these faggots, WE ARE FREE.
 
In times like these it's time to remember the creed that there is and never was a team. We are not CHEMO DOGMEAT 2007. Over here my friend it's the farms, we are ALOG2018. We don't play for no team other than our own. Unlike these faggots, WE ARE FREE.
I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!

- Christian Weston Chandler
 
Yes, I think you are right. Its just that title, which really gets into my mind.

Is he actually a homosexual or is that a meme? If so I take back every positive thing said about Perspicacity.
Yes, he has admitted to be gay several times. Let me put this into context, he was so fucking gay for PPP that he ANALyzed his starfish pic to the pixel:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/post-6456704
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The video that made me fall in love with PPP is of a younger, much skinnier, longer haired version. He's literally wailing in tears about the suppression of white cis males and inceldom and how unfair the world is. About five minutes after watching the video I realized what it was, that's the moment I realized PPP is an absolute genius and our savior. I have to find that video somehow.

I think I found what Godwinson's whale noises might have been a reference of:

But beyond this Easter egg, what I truly find fascinating is the more than once added commentary (they are all over the 5 hours "clip") provided in the clip Warski is playing (white letters in black background). And Warski shamelessly reads from it to pretend that he is the one who clipped it. Yes, Warski we totally believe that not only you clipped that yourself but included commentary as part of said clip, although you would be reacting to that clip during the show... These two retards are so fucking lazy that Kinochet and the rest of no life faggots included what Warski is supposed to say as he plays their clips during Kino Casino (that way he does not need any kind of preparation before the show, "brilliant")... This is even worse than what @CatboyCumDump exposed!

A few more examples:

Right Warski, you totally made "these".

This is so retarded, notice the "pun" included as commentary in the clip and listen until 3:47:35:

LMAO they are actually including how the tard is supposed to feel as he play through specific parts of the clip...

Good job clipping those 5 hours all by "yourself" Tardski... You are too STOOPID to pull something like this out.
 
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Why is this place all red suddenly?
Null's a Chynese sleeper agent and KiwiFarms is basically a brainwashing honeypot ran by PLA Unit 61398. Just embrace the Maoist doctrine, Asa, it's the year of the rabbit and Xi Jinping is the Emperor of Man.

 
Honestly a worst sendoff than Jim's "last" stream. As other people have said, seething about PPP and Tardski has got just as stale as alogging Ralph, so maybe it's for the best he ducks out now before he's shilling his own gumroad watching Real Housewives with Bryan as Persipacity is having an aneurysm over Bling Blong Ding Dong donating $20.07 dollars. Wish he just moved on from being bitter about KC and Jim and focused on the old youtube lore and shitting on terrible obscure youtubers only he's ever even heard of like the Star Wars guy, or the guy who was seething about the new Pokemon being bad.

Hope when he comes back he's moved on from being shitter shattered about a fat Canadian leaving him for a retarded Canadian, and has the good sense to show any hangers on the curb instead of taking them on as a "writer's room"
 
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