DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

He's really going through each of his shorts, describing what happens in them, and telling us how many views each one got. This man is deeply mentally ill and needs friends.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This constant Youtube Shorts baiting is embarrassing as fuck.

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But this will go the same way as everything else that DSP does: he'll mention/do this so often that people will get sick of it and stop caring, running it into the ground. Because he doesn't know what moderation is, he is unable to casually mention it every now and then, like a normal human would do.

Yeah it's being drove to the ground just like the vest and everything proceeding after.

It's actually made him more artificial and fake lately with his clowning(You know, the thing he shit on others a couple days ago for?). Just like how he sings hoping someone will make him another shitty remix. When you see that squinty potato face he makes laughing like a giddy faggot, that's when you know he's only thinkin how much this shit is actually working. That people are actually falling for his bullshit and he's being rewarded for it.

He's been disgustingly, and transparently awful this year.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I cannot believe someone just gifted 50 subs.. there's absolutely 0 hope for some people.

We called that a while ago. It's basically common knowledge some retard will always carry him across the finish line because he offers LITERALLY nothing for his membership

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's really going through each of his shorts, describing what happens in them, and telling us how many views each one got. This man is deeply mentally ill and needs friends.

I'm all for it since no one has a reason to go watch them now. lol

 

[Comma]

This man is absolutely bat-shit insane.

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[DerichLovesSSI]

Why does it look like he has 2 giant sacs of mucus under his skin around his mouth and nose? Holy fuck it looks disgusting and it is just BULGING out on stream right now! The worstb I've ever seen it look! View attachment 4315214

Nice reverse pear-shaped head on display here too.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why does it look like he has 2 giant sacs of mucus under his skin around his mouth and nose? Holy fuck it looks disgusting and it is just BULGING out on stream right now! The worstb I've ever seen it look! View attachment 4315214

I wonder if when he shaves again, he'll mention it again to elicit attention tips interaction?

Also, Phil being mad over Five Nights at Freddy's, saying that people "overacted" while playing it in order to get attention is rich. Phil, your retard brain decided to force your dents to watch your stupid Resident Evil Short where you stood like a moron until a Hunter ripped off your head and overacted as a result.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

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This man is absolutely bat-shit insane.

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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You have to love that one last look at the camera as if he's saying "THIS IS FUNNY, RIGHT? PLEASE LAUGH TIP."

 

[Iron Hamster]

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douche cringe. Yeah. Make sure dasbointern is watching so he knows what you want him to short.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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I am sorry Phil! Ok, I am sorry. I was wrong. Please go back to not even trying. This cringe is so much worse I can't stomach it. Your idea of being funny and having a reaction where you just say wtf over and over in a high pitched pig squeal is so much worse! Please, for the love of god, never do this again.

 

[Crooked 16th]

It's not shocking he has somehow fucked up short content by uploading almost minute long videos. Need to tell your editor to cut that shit down to 10 to 15 seconds Phil.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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This man is absolutely bat-shit insane.

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The cognitive dissonance is fuckin' nuts. It's like Twitter Phil, Streaming Gameplay Phil, and Prestream Phil are all totally different people.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

We called that a while ago. It's basically common knowledge some retard will always carry him across the finish line because he offers LITERALLY nothing for his membership

It’s not “some retard” it’s the same retard.

Also his desperation to have “short worthy” clips with the absolutely insane overreacting and laughter is literally what he has given other kahntent creators shit for for years.

He is a shell of a human

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Expect more today to offset the drop tomorrow. At the same time I am laughing nonstop that Phil simply can't break the 600 member ceiling without gifts. Heck he can'T even break the 400 member ceiling

Correct me if I’m wrong but hasn’t Phil been kicking this can down the road since gifted memberships were added?

These authentic DSP fans are probably the most abused retards on the internet.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[We Are The Witches]

The cognitive dissonance is fuckin' nuts. It's like Twitter Phil, Streaming Gameplay Phil, and Prestream Phil are all totally different people.

Just look at this, Skippy Shortbottom, yes I'm talking to you! None of what you said makes sense. So I'm playing a game where there's a glitch and I react to it, I'm like huh? What's happening? Keep in mind, this never happened before so I'm like what's going on- yeah! That's totally the same as overreacting nonstop like a muppet, get the fuck outta here! I'm serious, you're banned! With the amount of content I put out there? This is what I mean, these people don't have a brain in their minds? Just because I'm surprised once in a while doesn't mean I'm doing that all the time...

And the thing about Shorts? Most of it are schedule updates, but they won't say that! Like yeah, I sometimes post some funny moments here or there- Oh, Phil is constantly putting up Shorts so he's a hypocrite! Morons... Alright, here's an idiot in chat... anyone else? I'm serious, I'm laying down the law.

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I'm having a bit of fun, but I think that's how it'd go if you call him on that. He has to rationalize his behaviour and why he's different from the rest, so arbitrary double standards need to be made.

But it all makes sense in his mind, if it doesn't, he doesn't need to think about it anymore or is automatically entitled because "I have some of the worst trolls" therefore my situation is unique.

 

[FormerPro]

I know we like to make fun of Phil's business degree but I legitimately don't know of any other person alive that not only has someone editing videos full time for them for free, but is also getting the person doing said free work to to pay HIM.

That's not begging. That's business.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Correct me if I’m wrong but hasn’t Phil been kicking this can down the road since gifted memberships were added?

These authentic DSP fans are probably the most abused retards on the internet.

That's pretty much the whole story. Once the gifted subs go away, he's back to peddling the same "rewards" for becoming a member. Meanwhile, the number of Stockholm Syndrome dents who continue their own memberships has steadily been dropping. I know PoP has the numbers, but it's something hovering around the 300s, I believe.

So yes, one moron keeps flushing money down the toilet, while another moron flushes bacon grease.