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- Jul 8, 2020
Ah yes, the Something Awful mod list, a sampling of the sex offender registry in a minor.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
- Thread starter Spunt
- Start date
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- Oct 18, 2022
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- May 28, 2020
Unlike Deadtax, who is very much not. Due to his own choices, I should add.
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- Oct 25, 2017
I wonder what Hell is like for Low T?
Perhaps he’s trapped at a table full of Goldbelly pies, but every time he tries to take a bite, they turn into mangosteens…
Perhaps he’s trapped at a table full of Goldbelly pies, but every time he tries to take a bite, they turn into mangosteens…
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- Oct 13, 2020
He'd have a low-end 9-to-5 job in retail. His back would hurt a lot for real whenever he tried to sit or lie down, and all he'd have to eat and drink are mangosteens and Thunderbird.
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- Jan 16, 2017
All the women know Jiu-jitsu.
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- Jan 11, 2017
And none of them have feet.
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- Dec 12, 2022
In those last couple livestreams he looked at least twenty years older than he actually was. Even if he didn't Goof Troop himself a overdose was pretty much inevitable.
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- Jul 8, 2020
Hell has all the sexiest feet up a slight incline he can never quite climb because his sweaty toes keep making him slip and also when he slips there are no women around to hit.
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Or there are women, but they hit back like Boll after a bad review
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After reading @Spunt's amazing obit, I was about to post this with only Rich photoshopped in, but then I stepped back and decided it needed a few more. How's this for a belated Photoshop Phriday?
A Lowtax's Progress
A Lowtax's Progress
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly
kiwifarms.net
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- Dec 5, 2019
I saw that there were 24 fresh bans in the Leper's Colon and my first thought was, 'oh LT must be queuing up another divorce and wants a fresh shot of cash to pay a retainer.' Then I remembered he's dead and sensibly chuckled.
True to tradition though the reason for all the bans is some QCS related bullshit with a histrionic mod that can't roll with punches. QCS has been closed for a while but their garbage community still can't help themselves. They'll have to reopen it if for no other reason than to shunt the pressure.
True to tradition though the reason for all the bans is some QCS related bullshit with a histrionic mod that can't roll with punches. QCS has been closed for a while but their garbage community still can't help themselves. They'll have to reopen it if for no other reason than to shunt the pressure.
Coolguy420
kiwifarms.net
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- Feb 10, 2021
Another Somethingawful poster who recently had children killed themselves. He had a lot of enemies on social media recently and used to run "Radmilk" Pretty much just Cum is stored in the balls guy.
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- Sep 28, 2021
That's the first time I've laughed since January. BLESS YOU
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- Feb 27, 2019
I'm glad that a meme that I stole regarding someone's horrific suicide by blowing their brains out brought you joy.
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- Jul 16, 2021
He has to relive the last 20 years of his life, but there are no pain pills, no ladies' feet, and no ban button for anyone making fun of him.
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- May 28, 2020
Everywhere he walks, PHP error notices and load-bearing slurs spring up or the database breaks, and the demons whip him over and over, cackling maniacally, until he fixes them...
Or he's stuck in front of a computer reading this thread, and if he takes a step outside he'll be teleported back to it. Can't decide which one's worse.
Tanner Glass
kiwifarms.net
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- Oct 27, 2016
Apparently his hell was spending time with his wife (and not beating her) and kids (and not berating them).