DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Sigh...

You guys voted for a game and it doesn't do well. I mean like 6 hours in to a 9 hour game and you guys must not like it. Don't know why you voted for it if you didn't know you wouldn't $like$ it

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's pretty much the whole story. Once the gifted subs go away, he's back to peddling the same "rewards" for becoming a member. Meanwhile, the number of Stockholm Syndrome dents who continue their own memberships has steadily been dropping. I know PoP has the numbers, but it's something hovering around the 300s, I believe.

So yes, one moron keeps flushing money down the toilet, while another moron flushes bacon grease.

Yeah, He's 350 tops and even some of those are duplicates.

 

[clothes in my closet]

I know PoP has the numbers, but it's something hovering around the 300s, I believe.

300 accounts. No way in hell there are 300 unique individuals that are members of DSPGaming. I can believe 150, maybe. Many of those have to be alts. I know, for example, Six70two is membered with his main and his alt. And then there are sock/larp accounts of course. I would love to find out what the real, real number is.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

But it all makes sense in his mind, if it doesn't, he doesn't need to think about it anymore or is automatically entitled because "I have some of the worst trolls" therefore my situation is unique.

Failing on clown mode and 'cute and wholesome' Cat shorts is like pulling out his main, Balrog, and still losing. Haha. When you think you have an "in case of emergency, break glass" case but all that's inside is a wet noodle.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

View attachment 4315728Just look at this, Skippy Shortbottom, yes I'm talking to you! None of what you said makes sense. So I'm playing a game where there's a glitch and I react to it, I'm like huh? What's happening? Keep in mind, this never happened before so I'm like what's going on- yeah! That's totally the same as overreacting nonstop like a muppet, get the fuck outta here! I'm serious, you're banned! With the amount of content I put out there? This is what I mean, these people don't have a brain in their minds? Just because I'm surprised once in a while doesn't mean I'm doing that all the time...

And the thing about Shorts? Most of it are schedule updates, but they won't say that! Like yeah, I sometimes post some funny moments here or there- Oh, Phil is constantly putting up Shorts so he's a hypocrite! Morons... Alright, here's an idiot in chat... anyone else? I'm serious, I'm laying down the law.

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I'm having a bit of fun, but I think that's how it'd go if you call him on that. He has to rationalize his behaviour and why he's different from the rest, so arbitrary double standards need to be made.

But it all makes sense in his mind, if it doesn't, he doesn't need to think about it anymore or is automatically entitled because "I have some of the worst trolls" therefore my situation is unique.

That is disturbing how accurate you captured what he would say

 

[Iron Father]

Why does it look like he has 2 giant sacs of mucus under his skin around his mouth and nose? Holy fuck it looks disgusting and it is just BULGING out on stream right now! The worstb I've ever seen it look! View attachment 4315214

It's his new "lighting upgrade" lmao.

vs

The weird fatty angles of his face were somewhat obscured before, but now we can see the full freakshow.
He's never looked more sweaty and dishevelled than with this lighting. Literal basement lurker vibes.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I ended up buying it myself because despite Phil's bitching and general incompetence, I actually thought it looked pretty dope

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I ended up buying it myself because despite Phil's bitching and general incompetence, I actually thought it looked pretty dope

What, Signalis?

Yeah if you actually liked survival horror it's great. This fucker spouts how much he loves this genre yet he is bitching about every single staple. The game pretty much BLEW it when it came to the part he's at now because he's an idiot.

A part turns into pretty much Silent Hill, then starts spouting how unrealistic and cryptic it is. And boy his puzzle solving skills are very bad.

Just fake fan shit again. Like Pokemon and One Piece. People should recommend more puzzle oriented games next time.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's his new "lighting upgrade" lmao.

View attachment 4316570 vs View attachment 4316571
The weird fatty angles of his face were somewhat obscured before, but now we can see the full freakshow.
He's never looked more sweaty and dishevelled than with this lighting. Literal basement lurker vibes.

he has no business (degree) looking this good

 

[Iron Hamster]

he has no business (degree) looking this good

I'm actually shocked that degree isn't on the garbage pile behind him.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Autism be damned, our pig can pick a lock.

Faggot still ends up trying to brute fuck locks into submission and crumbling up picks like tin foil though.

He whipped out the bubbles, wooo, fuck me

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He hit the goal lol pay piggies at it again

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm actually shocked that degree isn't on the garbage pile behind him.

The ACE cert too. He treats that thing like it's his crowning achievement when it's the equivalent of his Tekken 3 mall trophy where he beat a bunch of pre-teen Eddy kickmashers.

EDIT: He just said again that the ending of the Sopranos is bad and that the creators were disrespectful to the series because the series didn't have a definitive ending, it just ended abruptly dood! They should legitimately add the final scene of the Sopranos to IQ tests because I don't know how more obvious you can make the fact that Tony gets whacked in the end, besides literally spelling it out by showing it.

 

[UsedUp]

It's literally around the 20th-24th of every month he gets his youtube cheque yes no? Has he gotten December's Sub money yet?

I wanna point out in my opinion, literally 1 person for years has given DSP the illusion that he's successful cause that's all it's takes. 1 person to buy his Sub Goals via Sub Bombs, buys his equipment, 1 person can tip him the entire $150 for a stream and that's all it takes for DSP to think a day has been successful and it has truly fucked his head. DSP and the person doing this need to stop. He begs for tips from the exact same wheel chairs 365 days a year -yeah yeah he has 1 day off a week- regardless. I'll say it again too, they fund DSP only because they don't want trolls to win.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I'll say it again too, they fund DSP only because they don't want trolls to win.

The only way the trolls would lose is if DSP and his fans both started saving their money. Fortunately for us those are mutually exclusive.

 

[Iron Father]

He just said again that the ending of the Sopranos is bad and that the creators were disrespectful to the series because the series didn't have a definitive ending, it just ended abruptly dood!

Can't spell philistine without 'Phil.'
He's such an unimaginative cunt.

 

[Piece of Peace]

That's pretty much the whole story. Once the gifted subs go away, he's back to peddling the same "rewards" for becoming a member. Meanwhile, the number of Stockholm Syndrome dents who continue their own memberships has steadily been dropping. I know PoP has the numbers, but it's something hovering around the 300s, I believe.

So yes, one moron keeps flushing money down the toilet, while another moron flushes bacon grease.

Here are the current membership stats:

Here are the current Top 10 membership whales:

Out of the total 1,858 memberships gifted so far, 1,001 of them originated from either TeamIcoGamer or Emil (54%)

 

[Balr0g]

Are those numbers close to his Twitch numbers? Or were those more tilted towards gifts? I would assume in his Twitch days they were over 50% as gifting was that easy (hey remember DansGaming gifting Phil a bunch of subs and then he had to apologize a day later? Good times) Phil's business is stagnating at best and declining at worst. I checked SocialBlade yesterday and even with his hyped up shorts he isn't getting over the 700.000 view mark. Unless he hits the jackpot with one of his videos I don't see him breaking 1 Million views soon.

Also I would love my ass off if his Superbowl marathon (paid by members) nukes his channel should the NFL come after him. Most likely nothing will happen or perhaps the stream gets shut down because Phil is too stupid to do actual research for copyright.
OR he is an evil genious who actual counts on that to cry on stream "My life is tough!" to get more pity bucks. Yesterday was the tip apocalypse. Not even the glasses on each stream. And begging like a motherfucker. And to think a few days ago he boasted "I have changed for the better" HA!

 

[EnjoyTheMent]

I don't know why some of you get so worked up when Philbert hits his monetary goals.

It makes the whole thing funnier in my eyes. Just knowing that money is spent and he will be right back where he started. There is no winning for Philbert, he only lives to circle the drain another day.

I'm sure every week Phillie tells himself he is going to change, he is going to stop throwing his money away. He's going to work on his marriage. He's going to pay his parents back.

But deep down he knows he won't. And he knows he is destined to wake up and put the clown makeup on again. And it pisses him off.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Are those numbers close to his Twitch numbers? Or were those more tilted towards gifts? I would assume in his Twitch days they were over 50% as gifting was that easy (hey remember DansGaming gifting Phil a bunch of subs and then he had to apologize a day later? Good times) Phil's business is stagnating at best and declining at worst. I checked SocialBlade yesterday and even with his hyped up shorts he isn't getting over the 700.000 view mark. Unless he hits the jackpot with one of his videos I don't see him breaking 1 Million views soon.

Also I would love my ass off if his Superbowl marathon (paid by members) nukes his channel should the NFL come after him. Most likely nothing will happen or perhaps the stream gets shut down because Phil is too stupid to do actual research for copyright.
OR he is an evil genious who actual counts on that to cry on stream "My life is tough!" to get more pity bucks. Yesterday was the tip apocalypse. Not even the glasses on each stream. And begging like a motherfucker. And to think a few days ago he boasted "I have changed for the better" HA!

I don’t have the spreadsheet like PoP does but alotta peepul *thumbs* would ironically or otherwise use their Twitch Prime sub on Phil. To my knowledge YouTube doesn’t have a free Membership perk with YT Premium.