BreadTube - The Unofficial ContraPoints Dickriders Club and the culture / drama surrounding the community.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

None of these people in breadtube have any concept of satire that’s why they’re breadtubers

Oh, plenty of them do attempt satire, like Contrapoints or Thot Slime, the trouble is, they suck at it.

Some of them even engage in self deprecation. But it seems like they're saying, "We're taking shots at ourselves, you can't criticize us now because we did it first!"

 

[euler271]

Am I the only one here who occasionally likes big Joel? It feels like every time he makes a video I 100% agree with what he says or 100% disagree.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Am I the only one here who occasionally likes big Joel? It feels like every time he makes a video I 100% agree with what he says or 100% disagree.

Yes, unfortunately.

He's even more slimy and dishonest than Thot Slime, and in his video where he defended Anita Sarkeesian, he struck me as an incel who simps to feminists solely to get sex. Not to mention he temporarily deactivated his own Twitter over some drama when he doubled down on "exposing kids to kink and nudity at pride parades is good acktualrry."

There's probably one or two things I MIGHT agree with him on, but that would be the equivalent of Chris Chan saying or doing something halfway correct for once. For all intents and purposes, there's nothing redeeming about him at all.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Am I the only one here who occasionally likes big Joel? It feels like every time he makes a video I 100% agree with what he says or 100% disagree.

The Jose guy does half decent breakdowns of old sitcoms. Including Scrubs, Boy Meets World, The Connors / Roseanne, Murphy Brown and Cheers

 

[Chandelier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfL4se4pZWg

Somehow this guy made a 30 minute video essay about Nick Adams, the guy twitter who talks about how how boys need to go to hooters to become trump loving alpha males, without even once considering the possibility that it's satire.

Yes, BreadTubers don't like jokes. Even Noah Samsen, who stopped making videos for about a month after Vaush bitched to him, admitted he doesn't understand memes and always takes them seriously. He's also bipolar, something he's made a video on on his second channel.

The Jose guy does half decent breakdowns of old sitcoms. Including Scrubs, Boy Meets World, The Connors / Roseanne, Murphy Brown and Cheers

He's also defended the Canadian government's crackdown on the truckers, and COVID criticism in general.

Speaking of. Here's Shaun's demographics video, one of the most poorly aged pieces of shit out there.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

I'm waiting for a fat western communist with thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars toys and funko pop on YouTube to get a reality check by trying to visit real communist guerrillas in South America, Africa and Southeast Asia. The real communists use adults collecting Star Wars toys and the LGBT movement is proof of capitalism in propaganda being evil. Also, publicly hanging the LGBT, leaving the safety of cities. We have already had LGBT activists try to visit Isis-occupied territory to prove Islamophobia is wrong.

 

[KingLiberty76]

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I'm waiting for a fat western communist with thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars toys and funko pop on YouTube to get a reality check by trying to visit real communist guerrillas in South America, Africa and Southeast Asia. The real communists use adults collecting Star Wars toys and the LGBT movement is proof of capitalism in propaganda being evil. Also, publicly hanging the LGBT, leaving the safety of cities. We have already had LGBT activists try to visit Isis-occupied territory to prove Islamophobia is wrong.

lol at the Karl Marx funko pop, plus its even more hilarious when you realize that Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were massive hypocrites, they criticized the systems they complained about yet continued to profit off of them with the Communist Manifesto being the biggest proof of this.

So you could say in a way that both of them were the first breadtubers.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

lol at the Karl Marx funko pop, plus its even more hilarious when you realize that Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were massive hypocrites, they criticized the systems they complained about yet continued to profit off of them with the Communist Manifesto being the biggest proof of this.

So you could say in a way that both of them were the first breadtubers.

It wasn't even that they sold a shitty book or made a killing off of it, it's that Engels was a businessowner who as far as I know, was every bit as bad as any other capitalist at the time, didn't even convert his factories into worker co-ops.

As I mentioned somewhere else, leftists would actually get angry with government officials and capitalists who actually gave their subjects or workers (respectively) what they demanded, because doing so thwarted their scheme to inflame class hatred and start a revolution.

A surprisingly large number of breadtubers not only make a comfortable living off of their patreon and YT ad revenue, many like Emerican Johnson, AKA Noncompete, were also former business owners. They make more than the working class, and they could possibly start their own business/co-op with the wealth they have.

Fucking hell, I can only imagine what I personally could do with the amount of wealth that they have.

I'm not even going to say that it makes them hypocrites. Far from it, actually.

The thing is, charity or altruism involves giving up what would otherwise rightfully belong to you in order to benefit someone else, simply because you love your fellow man. You cannot be charitable or altruistic with communal property, nor with wealth that you've stolen at gunpoint from the rich capitalists.

If you really think about it, communists and anarchists both want to abolish charity and altruism.

Thus being covetous, greedy bastards who do jack to help their fellow men is pretty much consistent with the ideology of communism/anarchism. They may not be honest about what they want for society, or about the logical conclusion that their ideology will take them, but they sure as hell aren't being hypocritical.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

They were probably fine with it because it was Christians they were genociding. You also have to keep in mind that many of these mujahideen were not even from Bosnia but rather from other Muslim countries like Afghanistan.

For Muslim immigration reasons, European schools are not going full on take kids to watch drag shows yet. Anti-gay hate crime in Europe only went up along with Islamic immigration. All thanks to pro-Islamic immigration leftist parties in Europe. I foresee this happening in Canada and the United States.

So you could say in a way that both of them were the first breadtubers.

Both are defended and have corporations producing propaganda in their names. Ubisoft makes more Marxist propaganda now than when the Warsaw Pac was simping for soviet Russia.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Good meme, but do you have a version where the quote isn't cut off?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Good meme, but do you have a version where the quote isn't cut off?

Nevermind, here it is:

 

[LeChampion1992]

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I'm waiting for a fat western communist with thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars toys and funko pop on YouTube to get a reality check by trying to visit real communist guerrillas in South America, Africa and Southeast Asia. The real communists use adults collecting Star Wars toys and the LGBT movement is proof of capitalism in propaganda being evil. Also, publicly hanging the LGBT, leaving the safety of cities. We have already had LGBT activists try to visit Isis-occupied territory to prove Islamophobia is wrong.

The thing is your average fat Soylent socialist is someone who thinks being told you should moderate, practice temperance, and actually be responsible is capitalist propaganda making you more miserable.
The Ubisoft communists are insane childish losers who believe whole heartily the propaganda pushed by commie countries because they don't understand the life of the prolitariant worker.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The thing is your average fat Soylent socialist is someone who thinks being told you should moderate, practice temperance, and actually be responsible is capitalist propaganda making you more miserable.
The Ubisoft communists are insane childish losers who believe whole heartily the propaganda pushed by commie countries because they don't understand the life of the prolitariant worker.

Whenever i think of Ubisoft and communism I think of this video. Surprised it's even still up considering how youtube is nowadays.

https://youtu.be/zo-uHtaJ1Ts

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

New video by Vox Gay. This one isn't as bad as he goes after likely republican president hopeful Ron DeShabbos.

https://youtu.be/mDWAgbvIAoc

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

....Assuming they don't get tied to a post and shot for being degenerate bourgeoisie scum. Real commies don't take kindly to their degenerate lifestyles.

Yeah, they don't realize that the people initially leading the revolution at the first stages are later the first ones to get lined up against a wall once it's over. Stalin called them "useful idiots" for a reason.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Yeah, they don't realize that the people initially leading the revolution at the first stages are later the first ones to get lined up against a wall once it's over. Stalin called them "useful idiots" for a reason.

What's more, democratic or libertarian socialists are like pickpockets who flee at the first sign of resistance. They want to steal your property, but have no idea how much risk (or work, for that matter) it is to do so, and immediately panic when they realize it.

The reason why authoritarian socialists are always the ones to wind up in charge is because they're fucking serious about what they want, unlike the anarchists, democrats, and hippies who have soft hands, unscarred eyes, and never dealt with any real hardship in their lives.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

What's more, democratic or libertarian socialists are like pickpockets who flee at the first sign of resistance. They want to steal your property, but have no idea how much risk (or work, for that matter) it is to do so, and immediately panic when they realize it.

The reason why authoritarian socialists are always the ones to wind up in charge is because they're fucking serious about what they want, unlike the anarchists, democrats, and hippies who have soft hands, unscarred eyes, and never dealt with any real hardship in their lives.

The laptop ipod college education Reddit user class do not make up the "proletariat" that Marx talked about. That honor goes to, interestingly, rednecks and hood types that the laptop class hates so much. All of the rich 1% Capitalist types they view as the people they're fighting will have fled to another country with all of their money in the event an actual Communist revolution pops off. People like Lenin and Stalin weren't middle class suburbanite types or going to a prestigious university paid for by their parents - these men were raised in working class peasant backgrounds; they were the poor people before they took over Russia.

 

[Peenix]

People like Lenin and Stalin weren't middle class suburbanite types or going to a prestigious university paid for by their parents - these men were raised in working class peasant backgrounds; they were the poor people before they took over Russia.

Stalin had a rough upbringing, sure. But Lenin was brought up in a middle class household.
Lenin early life

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Stalin had a rough upbringing, sure. But Lenin was brought up in a middle class household.
Lenin early life

Didn't Lenin also own a bunch of expensive cars?

Though at least eastern communists could pretend to be working class, or at least in touch with them, so as to get the working class to do their bidding.

Western communists don't even try, which in turn ensures that the working class in America does not fight for communism, because they (rightly) associate communism with spoiled upper class young people, as communism/anarchism is, and will always be, a pet project of the rich and stupid. The working class also is far more nationalistic than the rich elite, which is yet another thing that communists hate.

The end result is that the American proletariat has no interest in communist ideals, they only hate specific rich people and progressive activists. The fact that said rich people and progressive activists profess marxist ideals only makes a genuine communist revolution in America even less likely. The working class objects to being governed badly, the rich elite object to being governed at all.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Didn't Lenin also own a bunch of expensive cars?

Though at least eastern communists could pretend to be working class, or at least in touch with them, so as to get the working class to do their bidding.

Western communists don't even try, which in turn ensures that the working class in America does not fight for communism, because they (rightly) associate communism with spoiled upper class young people, as communism/anarchism is, and will always be, a pet project of the rich and stupid. The working class also is far more nationalistic than the rich elite, which is yet another thing that communists hate.

The end result is that the American proletariat has no interest in communist ideals, they only hate specific rich people and progressive activists. The fact that said rich people and progressive activists profess marxist ideals only makes a genuine communist revolution in America even less likely. The working class objects to being governed badly, the rich elite object to being governed at all.

Stalin also purged most of the early Bolsheviks who were the degenerate Jewish types.