حلال ZatLit / BrieLarsonFan2004 !RMdMvD2496 / PunishedZat / CaptZat / CaptainZatara / RozenZatara / ZatLit !ekm3RcpmNs / SylviaHoeksIsMyWife / Zeelover2049 - Attention seeking sperg, tripfag, pedophile, furry, brony, schizo

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The whole reason for 1471 being written was for someone to canonize their furry fantasy and i don't believe anything otherwise. You used to be able to reverse image search the photo in the article and see that it was some furfag's horror themed fursuit they posted on deviantart. I think it was changed in the past few years but it's obvious the intent even if it was framed as horror. There's a few scps like this. Furries have been infesting that sites culture since the early days.

A lot of scps are fetish shit with the "scary" parts added in post.

 

[InFO Digger]

it was a work dumb fucks all of you

yeah she's part of a pre/existing media, but not going to reveal her name because 4 literal 30IQ tards are going to start badmouthing her, they can fuck themselves I don't give a single fuck you will never get her name

Translation: "I will get incredibly butthurt if anyone tells me my waifu is shit"

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

Angie is a nigger cumdump who sucks dicks behind a Wendy's dumpster. I know because she keeps begging for the bacon grease off the grills and I hear her yelling from the bus stop.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I'm gonna go out on a limb since he said Angie has no eyes and that isn't really what she goes by and that she's apart of a pre-existing media. I'm gonna make an assumption that "Angie" is the fire keeper from Dark Souls 1

Yeah, he's said that it isn't her real name and that she's part of a franchise.
I have been theorizing for a bit that she is the firekeeper from Dark Souls 3.

She's very angelic looking (Angie is almost certainly short for "angel"), she is pale, has no eyes, and she is a character made seven years ago.
I do not have a screenshot, but multiple other people claim that they saw Zat confirm Angie has been with him for seven years.
She also seems like kind of a mommy type, which it seems Zat enjoys. The DS1 firekeeper is not very attractive (basically just an old woman).
After I brought up the game, he called Dark Souls "tranny souls," but he likes trannies so who knows what that means?
I think it's likely he's trying to steer us away from finding Angie's identity.

What we know about Angie:
-She is pale
-She has no eyes
-She has to have existed for at least about seven years
-She is fictional (almost certainly animated)

Angie is a nigger cumdump who sucks dicks behind a Wendy's dumpster. I know because she keeps begging for the bacon grease off the grills and I hear her yelling from the bus stop.

Can confirm, I was there. Fucking Jordie dropped me and the jannies had to clean it up.

 

[Butwhythough2]

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Yeah, he's said that it isn't her real name and that she's part of a franchise.
I have been theorizing for a bit that she is the firekeeper from Dark Souls 3.
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She's very angelic looking (Angie is almost certainly short for "angel"), she is pale, has no eyes, and she is a character made seven years ago.
I do not have a screenshot, but multiple other people claim that they saw Zat confirm Angie has been with him for seven years.
She also seems like kind of a mommy type, which it seems Zat enjoys. The DS1 firekeeper is not very attractive (basically just an old woman).
After I brought up the game, he called Dark Souls "tranny souls," but he likes trannies so who knows what that means?
I think it's likely he's trying to steer us away from finding Angie's identity.

What we know about Angie:
-She is pale
-She has no eyes
-She has to have existed for at least about seven years
-She is fictional (almost certainly animated)
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I wasn't sure if it were DS1 or DS3. I haven't played DS1 in a long time, I mix up the first fire keeper and the emerald harald from DS2. So the fire keeper from DS3 would be more correct. Even if he denied it, it still might be his "Angie"

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

I wasn't sure if it were DS1 or DS3. I haven't played DS1 in a long time, I mix up the first fire keeper and the emerald harald from DS2. So the fire keeper from DS3 would be more correct. Even if he denied it, it still might be his "Angie"

There are multiple fire keepers in Dark Souls 1, Anastacia, the original Firelink Shrine firekeeper is actually a young woman similar to the DS3A Keeper, except she doesn't lack eyes, but her tongue. It's also implied her legs were crippled, as her skirt is bloodied. Emerald Herald has dragon-like eyes, but you could be thinking of the Maiden in Black, who has her eyes covered in wax, and thus appears eyeless? I'm sorry I'm kinda 'tistic over Souls games.

 

[Butwhythough2]

There are multiple fire keepers in Dark Souls 1, Anastacia, the original Firelink Shrine firekeeper is actually a young woman similar to the DS3A Keeper, except she doesn't lack eyes, but her tongue. It's also implied her legs were crippled, as her skirt is bloodied. Emerald Herald has dragon-like eyes, but you could be thinking of the Maiden in Black, who has her eyes covered in wax, and thus appears eyeless? I'm sorry I'm kinda 'tistic over Souls games.

I'm alright at the souls games, the lore wasn't as important to me as the game play. Most deaths were because I either was impatient or greedy. I never played boodborne unfortunately. I understand the tism behind the lore though.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Angie loves mahogany sun gods

 

[All becomes gunt]

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

Edit: As per request for anyone that likes to do a karaoke sing along, here are the lyrics :

Spoiler: Lyrics

I was tired of my angie
We'd been together too long
I needed another waifu
to put my hands on my dong

So then i bought some new plushies
I had em tied to my bed
Then bonecrusher just grabbed em
and fucked em straight through the head

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I am a tripfag at 4chan
I know that sounds kinda gay
Gwen Stacy got blacked by marvel
And noone can understand my autistic pain

So I went to the bridge
I really wanted jump
I stood there for 5 hours
And listened to Linkin Park


I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS


One day I was really horny
My girlfriend walked in my place
but she got screwed by a nigger
She had his cum in her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then she laughed for a moment
And she said, "I never knew"

THAT I WILL FUCK MIDGET VELMA
THAT I WILL SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I JERK OFF HORSES AT MIDNIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY LOVES ME NOW
OR IF I AM A CREEP
BUT I BOUGHT A NEW DILDO
NOW IT'S 10 INCHES DEEP

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS

 

[Sprate Header]

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

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Undeniably kino, but lyrics in a spoiler would be appreciated hell yea

It's also hilarious how your voice fits Coach's face better than his own voice does lmfao

 

[Muttley]

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

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100% brilliant. genius, really.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Could this be Angie? This is a Digimon called Angewomon. The name is similar, she is pale and the mask is part of her body so you never see her eyes. Digimon is also incredibly autistic.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Happy Halal motherfucker!

 

[Crex Crex]

it was a work dumb fucks all of you

yeah she's part of a pre/existing media, but not going to reveal her name because 4 literal 30IQ tards are going to start badmouthing her, they can fuck themselves I don't give a single fuck you will never get her name

Don't worry, we already know that she sucks and fucks Tyrone daily for heroin.

 

[Butwhythough2]

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

View attachment 4319010


Edit: As per request for anyone that likes to do a karaoke sing along, here are the lyrics :

Spoiler: Lyrics

I was tired of my angie
We'd been together too long
I needed another waifu
to put my hands on my dong

So then i bought some new plushies
I had em tied to my bed
Then bonecrusher just grabbed em
and fucked em straight through the head

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I am a tripfag at 4chan
I know that sounds kinda gay
Gwen Stacy got blacked by marvel
And noone can understand my autistic pain

So I went to the bridge
I really wanted jump
I stood there for 5 hours
And listened to Linkin Park


I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS


One day I was really horny
My girlfriend walked in my place
but she got screwed by a nigger
She had his cum in her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then she laughed for a moment
And she said, "I never knew"

THAT I WILL FUCK MIDGET VELMA
THAT I WILL SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I JERK OFF HORSES AT MIDNIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY LOVES ME NOW
OR IF I AM A CREEP
BUT I BOUGHT A NEW DILDO
NOW IT'S 10 INCHES DEEP

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

Spoiler: Lyrics

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS

Brilliant, the rhyming scheme is on point. How long did this take and what made you pick this song?

Yes, the thread is now a certified halal thread!

 

[Vott]

He's hijacking the new Soyjack thread.

 

[ZatLit]

do you want to know what's the funniest shit about you losers the fucking funniest thing here? that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it, I can show it everywhere but your brains are literally cooked to the point that you can't even realize who is her, you are my personal laughing stock because you are too mentally ill to see something really obvious, you are my clowns and you amuse me every time I see "who's her uuuh I dunno!" you are mentally ill baboons is like watching 4 monkeys trying to use a calculator, how fucking stupid can you be to not realize who is her, court of jesters

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

you are mentally ill baboons is like watching 4 monkeys trying to use a calculator

I take offence to that

 

[The Cunting Death]

do you want to know what's the funniest shit about you losers the fucking funniest thing here? that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it, I can show it everywhere but your brains are literally cooked to the point that you can't even realize who is her, you are my personal laughing stock because you are too mentally ill to see something really obvious, you are my clowns and you amuse me every time I see "who's her uuuh I dunno!" you are mentally ill baboons is like watching 4 monkeys trying to use a calculator, how fucking stupid can you be to not realize who is her, court of jesters

Shut up nigger

 

[The Feline Solution]

Just read about this homo in the Username Hall of Shame thread, delighted to see he has his own thread. Tripfags rank below chomos on the degeneracy totem pole.

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

View attachment 4319010


Edit: As per request for anyone that likes to do a karaoke sing along, here are the lyrics :

Spoiler: Lyrics

I was tired of my angie
We'd been together too long
I needed another waifu
to put my hands on my dong

So then i bought some new plushies
I had em tied to my bed
Then bonecrusher just grabbed em
and fucked em straight through the head

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I am a tripfag at 4chan
I know that sounds kinda gay
Gwen Stacy got blacked by marvel
And noone can understand my autistic pain

So I went to the bridge
I really wanted jump
I stood there for 5 hours
And listened to Linkin Park


I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS


One day I was really horny
My girlfriend walked in my place
but she got screwed by a nigger
She had his cum in her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then she laughed for a moment
And she said, "I never knew"

THAT I WILL FUCK MIDGET VELMA
THAT I WILL SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I JERK OFF HORSES AT MIDNIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY LOVES ME NOW
OR IF I AM A CREEP
BUT I BOUGHT A NEW DILDO
NOW IT'S 10 INCHES DEEP

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS

Best post this year yet, feature-worthy.