Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
To contextualize this: I am somebody who was diagnosed by a doctor as ODD in the 2nd grade. Make of that what you will.
Can't wait to laugh when you crash your new mustang in 11 years.

On the positive side, you'll be able to finally monetize the farms with some weird dildo sponsorship.

I'd say some made out of silver but you would have to deal with concerns about cost and it turning people's orifices blue.
 
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On Viva & Barnes most recent show Barnes said Nick will be covering the Alex Murdaugh trial. I know Emily Baker & Kurt will be covering it live (on their respective channels) as well as some other people, plus it starts early in the mornings. Will Nick really be covering it? I see two people on Twitter have asked him in replies to an unrelated post but no answer from Nick.
 
On Viva & Barnes most recent show Barnes said Nick will be covering the Alex Murdaugh trial. I know Emily Baker & Kurt will be covering it live (on their respective channels) as well as some other people, plus it starts early in the mornings. Will Nick really be covering it? I see two people on Twitter have asked him in replies to an unrelated post but no answer from Nick.
He said a few days ago on a stream he was going to cover it because (I think) the start date lines up with his schedule, and the dumpster guys aren't being broadcast
 
Has Rekieta's superchats gone down since he started openly advertising that he is a retarded coomer?

That ultimately will be what decides his behaviour.
Not really, they are down from the post depp highs, however, if he can get a good topic he is still pulling in $1k+ a stream. That is if you add YT and rumble. The more interesting thing is less the amount of money and more how few people account for that money. Most streams it is less than 35 chats making on yt.

His yt conversion rate((chatCNT/viewCNT)*100) is less than 1% most streams and rumble is lower than that. NPR and PBS get conversion rates of around 10% and pippa gets one of 15%. Mind you i calculated without doing dedup of users. One rumble stream had 2 users account for over a 3rd of the chats.
 
His yt conversion rate((chatCNT/viewCNT)*100) is less than 1% most streams and rumble is lower than that. NPR and PBS get conversion rates of around 10% and pippa gets one of 15%. Mind you i calculated without doing dedup of users. One rumble stream had 2 users account for over a 3rd of the chats.
I've noticed that too. There is still alot of money coming in, but its coming in from a progressively more narrow and more hardcore group. Its good for him personally and financially, but its not a sign of strength for the format and the programming he is offering. It also tends to reflect declining engagement of the broader audience in the chat. The superchats have seemed to transform from engagement-based to support-based.
 
Cynthia find another locals to sully, you evil coward.
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Cynthia find another locals to sully, you evil coward.
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Yeah. Once again, Nick is a Free Speech Absolutist right up to the point where he isn't. He censors when he wants to and selectively hides behind the TOS of whatever platform he is on to justify his actions. If it requires something he doesn't want to do, he would have to remove every single person on the platform. But then in other cases. Not so much.
 
Balldo Lawyer has been playing a clip of Michael Buffer saying "Let's get ready to rumble!" at the very end of the YouTube stream, just before it switches to Rumble exclusive. While vErY cLeVeR, the unlicensed use of this clip is a real bad idea.

Michael Buffer trademarked his catchphrase in 1992. It's typically reported that Buffer has earned over $400 million licensing it, but this is likely a lowball figure. (In a sworn court declaration Buffer claims to have made over $400m in licensing during the 5 year period from 2005-10 alone.)

Buffer zealously protects his intellectual property: "we have a great lawyer that's on retainer, that knows exactly what to do, with letters, and cease and desist, and you'll end up in court, and we have a pretty good batting average, a 1,000, because we're very aggressive, in a sense that you have to be. You can't just sit around and wait for some huge company to use your trademark. You have to always be, show that you value it and that you own it, and that you're willing to fight for it." Buffer had pressed 300-400 infringement claims by his 2013 estimate.

In one instance demonstrative of Buffer's pettiness, System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian said the catchphrase at a live show, which happened to be recorded by and later broadcast on MTV. The broadcast was "seen by a Buffer associate," which led to a cease and desist letter and seething compliance: According to its record label, American Recordings, “Not only will the group never publicly utter, ‘Let’s get ready to rumble,’ but they’ve also sworn off ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn,’ ‘I’ll be back,’ ‘Go ahead, make my day,’ and ‘Yeah, baby!’ just in case someone has claimed the legal rights to them.”

In addition, Buffer takes great umbrage when the theft of his property is perpetrated by disreputable individuals. Regarding a 1997 claim filled against Oliver North, "We just don't want to be associated with them," said Bruce Buffer, the announcer's brother and agent. "You know, Oliver North is not the most respected person in the country."

If a purple heart recipient like Lieutenant Colonel North sullied Buffer's catchphrase, just think of the damage being done every time Mr Rackets, an alcoholic, ecstacy popping, "faggot" yelling, blackface wearing, trans genocide advocating Balldo salesman, plays it for his 10s of thousands of viewers.
 
If a purple heart recipient like Lieutenant Colonel North sullied Buffer's catchphrase, just think of the damage being done every time Mr Rackets, an alcoholic, ecstacy popping, "faggot" yelling, blackface wearing, trans genocide advocating Balldo salesman, plays it for his 10s of thousands of viewers.
I'm really wishing that the Buffer/Rackets lawsuit drama saga will happen. Nick seems just retarded enough to try and fight it instead of just taking the clip down.
 
I think it's worse that Nick is being a retard because he should know better.
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Saw a guy on an old Rogan episode wearing this shirt, I think it was DDP (the guy who tried to help boogie a while back with his yoga stuff) and he made a really good point. Ego doesn't just cloud one's judgement to the point of being retarded, it's also pure fucking poison for any creative endeavor whether it be coming up with "muscle yoga", drawing shit, making music, or being a lawtuber.

It's like being drunk but instead of alcohol you're huffing jenkem right from the tap.
 
Balldo Lawyer has been playing a clip of Michael Buffer saying "Let's get ready to rumble!" at the very end of the YouTube stream, just before it switches to Rumble exclusive. While vErY cLeVeR, the unlicensed use of this clip is a real bad idea.

Michael Buffer trademarked his catchphrase in 1992. It's typically reported that Buffer has earned over $400 million licensing it, but this is likely a lowball figure. (In a sworn court declaration Buffer claims to have made over $400m in licensing during the 5 year period from 2005-10 alone.)

Buffer zealously protects his intellectual property: "we have a great lawyer that's on retainer, that knows exactly what to do, with letters, and cease and desist, and you'll end up in court, and we have a pretty good batting average, a 1,000, because we're very aggressive, in a sense that you have to be. You can't just sit around and wait for some huge company to use your trademark. You have to always be, show that you value it and that you own it, and that you're willing to fight for it." Buffer had pressed 300-400 infringement claims by his 2013 estimate.

In one instance demonstrative of Buffer's pettiness, System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian said the catchphrase at a live show, which happened to be recorded by and later broadcast on MTV. The broadcast was "seen by a Buffer associate," which led to a cease and desist letter and seething compliance: According to its record label, American Recordings, “Not only will the group never publicly utter, ‘Let’s get ready to rumble,’ but they’ve also sworn off ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn,’ ‘I’ll be back,’ ‘Go ahead, make my day,’ and ‘Yeah, baby!’ just in case someone has claimed the legal rights to them.”

In addition, Buffer takes great umbrage when the theft of his property is perpetrated by disreputable individuals. Regarding a 1997 claim filled against Oliver North, "We just don't want to be associated with them," said Bruce Buffer, the announcer's brother and agent. "You know, Oliver North is not the most respected person in the country."

If a purple heart recipient like Lieutenant Colonel North sullied Buffer's catchphrase, just think of the damage being done every time Mr Rackets, an alcoholic, ecstacy popping, "faggot" yelling, blackface wearing, trans genocide advocating Balldo salesman, plays it for his 10s of thousands of viewers.
Someone brought this up in a superchat not too long ago & Nick replied that it was fine to use bc of reasons I can’t remember. So don’t worry guys, Nick totally knows what he’s doing.
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Balldo Lawyer has been playing a clip of Michael Buffer saying "Let's get ready to rumble!" at the very end of the YouTube stream, just before it switches to Rumble exclusive. While vErY cLeVeR, the unlicensed use of this clip is a real bad idea.

Michael Buffer trademarked his catchphrase in 1992. It's typically reported that Buffer has earned over $400 million licensing it, but this is likely a lowball figure. (In a sworn court declaration Buffer claims to have made over $400m in licensing during the 5 year period from 2005-10 alone.)

Buffer zealously protects his intellectual property: "we have a great lawyer that's on retainer, that knows exactly what to do, with letters, and cease and desist, and you'll end up in court, and we have a pretty good batting average, a 1,000, because we're very aggressive, in a sense that you have to be. You can't just sit around and wait for some huge company to use your trademark. You have to always be, show that you value it and that you own it, and that you're willing to fight for it." Buffer had pressed 300-400 infringement claims by his 2013 estimate.

In one instance demonstrative of Buffer's pettiness, System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian said the catchphrase at a live show, which happened to be recorded by and later broadcast on MTV. The broadcast was "seen by a Buffer associate," which led to a cease and desist letter and seething compliance: According to its record label, American Recordings, “Not only will the group never publicly utter, ‘Let’s get ready to rumble,’ but they’ve also sworn off ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn,’ ‘I’ll be back,’ ‘Go ahead, make my day,’ and ‘Yeah, baby!’ just in case someone has claimed the legal rights to them.”

In addition, Buffer takes great umbrage when the theft of his property is perpetrated by disreputable individuals. Regarding a 1997 claim filled against Oliver North, "We just don't want to be associated with them," said Bruce Buffer, the announcer's brother and agent. "You know, Oliver North is not the most respected person in the country."

If a purple heart recipient like Lieutenant Colonel North sullied Buffer's catchphrase, just think of the damage being done every time Mr Rackets, an alcoholic, ecstacy popping, "faggot" yelling, blackface wearing, trans genocide advocating Balldo salesman, plays it for his 10s of thousands of viewers.
I'm really wishing that the Buffer/Rackets lawsuit drama saga will happen. Nick seems just retarded enough to try and fight it instead of just taking the clip down.

Pushing it so far as sending c&d's for just saying the phrase is probably over the line, but if nick is straight playing a clip I hope he has plenty of anal lube left over from the gay bar.
 
Cynthia find another locals to sully, you evil coward.
He's totally lost it over cynthia. He could just ignore and move one. But literally everything she says he posts that same image macro to. EVERY one and he's been doing it for at least 30 minutes.

The man has nothing but free time despite his complaints it seems.
 
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