Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Force and Character]

Btw can someone post that picture of the gym hashtag where its like 65% his fat smiling face?

Wrong on all counts again, stalker. This is proof of how he definitely works out and has lost 100 lb already.

(Wtf why does phoneposting suck so hard)

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Please don't report me, just because I write beautiful poetry, it doesn't mean I'm gay.

No! No, no no no no no NO NO NO!!!

 

[Pizdec]

General rule, I believe, is: if you know about or suspect a crime just report it to the authorities; don't bring it up on the forum to get asspats, don't organize mass reporting.

I feel like this is also another point people miss when they try to brag about reporting someone to the cops: the lolcow might not have been aware they've done something that was a crime, and will then attempt to DFE. A good example was when PurpleKeckleon's then husband Marle found out via The Farms that he'd done something illegal in Nevada, that they then moved to Arkansas where it was legal to continue to do so.

So before you decide to publicaly announce to the forum you've told the cops about the cow, remember you'll do more harm then good by demanding for asspats. Not to mention, that it's really gay to ask for pats, when the reward itself should be knowing you did the right thing.

 

[Mr Moonface]

It's simple! With a regular air balloon filled with paint, even an out-of-shape civilian can disable an enemy tank. I'd totally do it if I had the chanc... they're right behind me, aren't they?

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[RollingRock2]

credit to Blacknigger Jones on OnA for noticing this about Patrick's footwear at ConFusion
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https://archive.fo/Yd7wC

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I think it's clear what happened here. The stalker not only vandalized his bike but first broke into his home and stole Patrick's shoes. Another felony!

 

[joebobmurphy]

Report faggots.

Q: How do you tell if a poster is a faggot?

A: His dick tastes like shit.

 

[Travoltron]

Amy Shira Teitel is an author and used to have a fairly popular youtube channel called "The Vintage Space" which talked about space flight history. She abandoned the channel about a year ago. She also got into some trouble for plagarism in one of her books, though I think it was just her doing her citations incorrectly, not intentional theft.

I watch a lot of those UFO shows on History Channel, and seeing Amy is a pleasant respite from having to look at Linda Moulton-Howe's facelifted fishlips.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Amy Shira Teitel is an author and used to have a fairly popular youtube channel called "The Vintage Space" which talked about space flight history. She abandoned the channel about a year ago. She also got into some trouble for plagarism in one of her books, though I think it was just her doing her citations incorrectly, not intentional theft.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Oh no, she's Canadian.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh no, she's Canadian.

…and a woman “science” “writer”!

 

[Maude Snew]

While this thread was taking a well deserved nap I showed this to the gayest man I know to scan with his gaydar:

He said that was one of the gayest men he had ever seen and also fat, while bystanders commented that what he's doing to the pretzel should probably be illegal. I will publish these findings soon in fat and gay science quarterly, and there is talk of me winning a Nobel Prize in gay.

 

[RollingRock2]

While this thread was taking a well deserved nap I showed this to the gayest man I know to scan with his gaydar:
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He said that was one of the gayest man he had ever seen and also fat, while bystanders commented that what he's doing to the pretzel should probably be illegal. I will publish these findings soon in fat and gay science quarterly, and there is talk of me winning a Nobel Prize in gay.

I guess different people have different standards for themselves. But if I looked in the mirror and saw bitch tits and a donut neck? I would consider the salad instead of the double order of liverkase

 

[Angry Shoes]

While this thread was taking a well deserved nap I showed this to the gayest man I know to scan with his gaydar:
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He said that was one of the gayest man he had ever seen and also fat, while bystanders commented that what he's doing to the pretzel should probably be illegal. I will publish these findings soon in fat and gay science quarterly, and there is talk of me winning a Nobel Prize in gay.

I guess Fatrick didn’t read the sticky before he bought that stupid shirt

 

[mindlessobserver]

While this thread was taking a well deserved nap I showed this to the gayest man I know to scan with his gaydar:
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He said that was one of the gayest man he had ever seen and also fat, while bystanders commented that what he's doing to the pretzel should probably be illegal. I will publish these findings soon in fat and gay science quarterly, and there is talk of me winning a Nobel Prize in gay.

Patrick really needs to invest in a bra. His nips are showing. Shameful display.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

That was a close one @Caverlock. I'm happy the thread is live and don't give up on the SFWA research, man. Here's a song that relates to the forum war that fucking slaps if you cheer and cry in all the right places, but no matter what happens, one thing is certain: A fat faggot with bitch tits laments the lack of Hooligan's meatloaf on Mondays in Milwaukee, but manages to gain weight in spite of its removal from the menu.

I'm imagining kiwis as the woman singing in case Pauly wants to be pissed, but it works both ways. Fuck you guys, fuck us, fuck the world, child.

 

[Satan McAllister]

During this thread pause, it’s noteworthy that he is very fat.

 

[An automatic clown]

Glad to be back patsisters. Pat had to physically type out "you are not a toilet" and hit send. My sides

 

[ShinyStar]

What I want to know is, a) Who is the idiot and b) Have they won?

 

[Ophelia]

Now we're back on the air, here's a picture I made of Patrick when I was high. I think it makes him look thinner.

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I shall use this to train my pets to bite on sight.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Fact: Patrick Tomlinson is fat. Objectively, observably, measurably.

Fact: Patrick Tomlinson routinely posts his porcine face in close up with workout equipment behind him, seemingly to convey he is in shape. He also posts himself eating huge portions of greasy German bar food, the kind of cinderblock meal that is designed to get you through the cold winter. Meatloaf, sauerbraten, leberkäse. Foods aryan strongmen a la Schwarzenegger would eat to build their muscles after a day hiking the Alps chasing sheep. But all pooch-tits does is sit and eat and drink and chide the child's.

Unknown: Does Pat seriously not know he’s fat lol