DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Adamska]

And people keep saying that Phil can't get any worse...

I'm glad I kept some loose tabs on this incompetent jackass; I'd have missed gems like him being a disappointment to his family, him being an incompetent and corrupt minimum wage slave, a pedo, and of course the "too dumb to not wank in front of an active webcam".

 

[AnOminous]

Well seeing how his only means of getting one is through online gaming, that would be pretty hard.

What, you don't think the Dark Night of the Soul fap video horror is going to bring the chicks running?

 

[Near]

What, you don't think the Dark Night of the Soul fap video horror is going to bring the chicks running?

KGhaleon had his right hand pretty busy that night. That's about it i would think

 

[Accel_Rider]

KGhaleon had his right hand pretty busy that night. That's about it i would think

I bet KG wished he was Phil's right hand when the fappening happened

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Pay close attention to this video, and listen well.

If you don't know, Phil gained about 1.000 new subscribers thanks to FapGate.

Even though 1k is pretty pathetic for a supposedly "viral" phenomenon, just listen how fucking happy he sounds about it.

I mean, there is not an ounce of shame that can be detected in his voice.
He sounds glad it happened.

To me, this feels fishy. Although i don't think he fapped on camera on purpose. Phil is a godawful actor, no way he would pull it off.

I guess it just means he has no shame, which i can understand, since fapping is a natural thing.

But even if you don't feel shame yourself, you should still apologize for the distraught you caused to others.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Those definitely won't be stable subscribers then. Either they'll end up being the ones that don't watch anything since his normal content is near unwatchable, or he's going to fap more on camera so he doesn't lose his views

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

He's going to "accidentally" do something even more debased on facecam once his views start going down again. He has no shame.

 

[Dade]

He's going to "accidentally" do something even more debased on facecam once his views start going down again. He has no shame.

na i think he will start with something small like "accidentally" show leanna's nudes again

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

na i think he will start with something small like "accidentally" show leanna's nudes again

When was the first time?

 

[Dade]

When was the first time?

 

[Without A Gout]

1,000 subscribers from beating off on webcam? Congratulations. Too bad most of them are just subscribing to laugh at you instead of actively watch your quality content.

"No guys she was not giving me an handjob i just had an itch on my leg and she was scrubbing it for me."

Phil had merely spilled some salt on his torso and she was just cleaning it up.

 

[AdJack]

He's going to "accidentally" do something even more debased on facecam once his views start going down again. He has no shame.

DSP HUMPS A SEXDOLL WHEN???

 

[Terry Fuckwitts]

Two fried eggs and no yolk.

 

[A Ghost]

DSP HUMPS A SEXDOLL WHEN???

its his next mouth patreon goal if we are like

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

YouTuber Vee likens DSP to the people butthurt about the poor reception of the new Ghostbusters movie.

Spoiler: @4-45

 

[niggers]

YouTuber Vee likens DSP to the people butthurt about the poor reception of the new Ghostbusters movie.

Spoiler: @4-45

off topic but it's great to see hollywood's love of nerd money clash with their love of liberal jew money

nerds are cool until they don't buy our products

 

[The Colonel]

Looks like DSP is getting Machinima to take down videos of him jerking it.
http://i.imgur.com/cLbncGi.jpg

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Looks like DSP is getting Machinima to down videos of him jerking it.
http://i.imgur.com/cLbncGi.jpg

Totally handling this differently than TIHYDP.

I think the most interesting thing about this whole event is that Phil IS aware that shutting the fuck up and taking something in stride (at least in appearance) can help but his ego can't stand it.

 

[Keystone]

Looks like DSP is getting Machinima to down videos of him jerking it.
http://i.imgur.com/cLbncGi.jpg

Can't get rid of webms, Dickstroke.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

Looks like DSP is getting Machinima to down videos of him jerking it.
http://i.imgur.com/cLbncGi.jpg

Funny how DSP doesn't realize that all that's needed is a counterclaim, and the video will go back up after some few days. Unless DSP intends on taking the uploader to court (which he doesn't have money for), it won't do anything. Even then, there's absolutely nothing that stops an uploader from providing false information.