Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

Rick's been at a shitty con in Michigan where he gave a presentation.

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That's been about it. Still fat

God the way he describes real scientific engineering efforts makes me fucking boil.
"Pogo stick that shits nuclear bombs."
-Fatrick "porksquealer" "I'm into things..." "No child" Ton-tomlimson.

Report faggots.

Godspeed null.

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

Glad to be back patsisters. Pat had to physically type out "you are not a toilet" and hit send. My sidesView attachment 4318375

 

[AnOminous]

Fact: Patrick Tomlinson is fat. Objectively, observably, measurably.

Fact: Patrick Tomlinson routinely posts his porcine face in close up with workout equipment behind him, seemingly to convey he is in shape.

It reminds me of Russell Greer's gym pictures. It's like these speds don't realize you can look at the picture and see they're fucking completely out of shape and that standing in front of a piece of exercise equipment doesn't make you look like anything other than a fat tub of shit standing in front of exercise equipment.

 

[Maude Snew]

It reminds me of Russell Greer's gym pictures. It's like these speds don't realize you can look at the picture and see they're fucking completely out of shape and that standing in front of a piece of exercise equipment doesn't make you look like anything other than a fat tub of shit standing in front of exercise equipment.

With Fat it's harder to tell though since he always looks like he has cheated at a half marathon on account of his natural sweating and oily skin.

It's understandable though when you're fat enough that you're out of breath from just breathing. Lots of girth to move there to get the air in and out.

 

[An automatic clown]

The sausage grease infused rats nest of hair plopped atop his massive 5 head really seals the fat sweaty look and his bad attempt at hiding his receding hairline

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

With Fat it's harder to tell though since he always looks like he has cheated at a half marathon on account of his natural sweating and oily skin.
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It's understandable though when you're fat enough that you're out of breath from just breathing. Lots of girth to move there to get the air in and out.

It looks like he just walked in from the rain.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

With Fat it's harder to tell though since he always looks like he has cheated at a half marathon on account of his natural sweating and oily skin.
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It's understandable though when you're fat enough that you're out of breath from just breathing. Lots of girth to move there to get the air in and out.

All the salt has to have him feel like his heart is about to explode. Especially with all the soul food those niggers eat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Unknown: Does Pat seriously not know he’s fat lol

He has on multiple occasions claim that he's not fat. He is known to believe his own lies.

 

[Wodanaz]

While this thread was taking a well deserved nap I showed this to the gayest man I know to scan with his gaydar:
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He said that was one of the gayest men he had ever seen and also fat, while bystanders commented that what he's doing to the pretzel should probably be illegal. I will publish these findings soon in fat and gay science quarterly, and there is talk of me winning a Nobel Prize in gay.

ted cruz???

 

[Broadside]

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Nooo why do I always accidentally simp for the jewesses??? First Eva Green now this broad.

Also, one of the pests found this shameful piece of info about Pat which I found amusing but not surprising:

 

[MilkThePig]

The SFWA leadership were out for revenge for the 'Goodreads Saga'.

The following happened in 2018-2019 well before this thread was made. After the OnA subreddit's attacks on Pat ramped up, some of piggy's twitter friends jumped in to help him. SFWA members Paul Weimer (who now has a thread here), MM Shill, and Adam Rakunas (Pat's con buddy, possible homosexual lover, and SFWA secretary). As they in-turn became targets other SFWA members started to pay attention, especially to the negative review bombing raids on Goodreads.

Mary Kowall, then head of the SFWA and @Boston Brand's good friend took offense to all the shit that was sent her way and apparently green-lit the lawsuit, along with Tobias Buckwall, SFWA financial officer, who had also been fucked with.

No members questioned it because there is no accountability in the SFWA. As far as I can tell, even today a significant portion of the membership still has no idea that the lawsuit happened.

Yes this is 100% what it was. The SFWA doesn't have any particular love towards patty cakes; He was just prepared to be the public face of the lawsuit because he'd been fucked with worse than any of them. It was seemingly a win/win for both parties - Rick gets $100K+ of obligation-free money to sue the stalkers and the SFWA gets to have its revenge without publicly revealing they were the ones funding it.

The net result? 0 people revealed, 0 people sued, $30K+ owed by Richard.

Well dona, ya fucking hogbeast.

 

[moocow]

I watch a lot of those UFO shows on History Channel, and seeing Amy is a pleasant respite from having to look at Linda Moulton-Howe's facelifted fishlips.

I dunno man, that sounds like a hell of your own making.

...sigh... does anybody remember when History Channel showed programming related to history instead of fucking aliens?

 

[bile demon]

The stalker is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a child, criminal, harasser, SWATTer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him he's not a toilet and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

RobertMewler at the first, better forum reminded people that whenever Piggy says he's not an alcoholic, all you have to do to prove he's a liar is check out Hollies on google street view:

2019 - Whose bike is that? I don't know, but I bet those Harley guys are envious of the owner!

Ok, fine, maybe Pat used to drink a little bit too much. But that's all in the past!

2021 -

Aha, GOTCHA! You thought I was going to show a recent pic showing Pat is INDEED an alcoholic, right? Wrong, you faithless Philistine! You see, that's not Pat.

Enhance!

One again, your sneakers are proof of your crimes, StalkerChild.
Now, give Pat's bike back, please. Hollies is almost three blocks from his house, he really needs it.

All credit to RM and everyone else at Owen's.

Reminder: Pig is at Hooligan's so frequently, he's on google street view leaving their bar

Image capture from September, 2021. Nice legacy, stupid. Here we have the drunken slob captured by a random Google Street View car as he drives away in his highwaters after many hours of drinking - and it's still daylight out.

new.onaforums.net

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Edit to avoid double dipping:

Spoiler: Does anyone know the story behind this bizarre tweet?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

What did the creators of Thomas Apostle the Tank Engine mean by this

 

[Probably An Autist]

Edit to avoid double dipping:

Spoiler: Does anyone know the story behind this bizarre tweet?

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you run faster with a knife. EVERYONE runs faster with a knife

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

you run faster with a knife. EVERYONE runs faster with a knife

Really?? Jesus there's no one else on this planet as unfunny as Pat.

I admire everyone present during his stand ups; resisting the urge to go up the stage and twist his protruding nipples demands the kind of mental fortitude I most definitely lack.

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Edit 1:

Pat had to physically type out "you are not a toilet" and hit send. My sides

That is side splitting, no doubt. But the pool of fatty's insanity is so great that's hard to choose a winner, isn't it?

Spoiler: Going down memory lane - just some classics you've seen before

Can you imagine how hard it must be to type "Everyone likes me" while almost blind from bawlling your eyes out because you know no one - not even your baby daughter - loves you??

Also, I couldn't find one of the best: the one the stalker says "Hi". That's it. And Pat IMMEDIATELY goes into copypasta threatening mode.

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Edit 2:

Btw can someone post that picture of the gym hashtag where its like 65% his fat smiling face?

Marty McFly went to that gym and brought you this. Straight from 1955.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

What I want to know is, a) Who is the idiot

Everybody super-mega-bullied @artilleryfroth for causing the lockdown, so I assume it's him.

and b) Have they won?

We always win?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Sorry for multi-posting, but I have to archive this. Mr. BudDickman, rib-buster extraordinaire, just dropped this gem: "Pat's private Milwaulkee FB group Spergathon".

I don't have much context to add but according to BudDickman this is what got the FB group to go private.

Spoiler: Long but worth it!

I'm not trying to start anything, but I gotta say: Null might not appreciate those guys at Ona, but it is his loss.

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Spoiler: Link

Pat's MKE Facebook group spergathon

new.onaforums.net

 

[Broadside]

Sorry for multi-posting, but I have to archive this. Mr. BudDickman, rib-buster extraordinaire, just dropped this gem: "Pat's private Milwaulkee FB group Spergathon".

I don't have much context to add but according to BudDickman this is what got the FB group to go private.

Spoiler: Long but worth it!

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I'm not trying to start anything, but I gotta say: Null might not appreciate those guys at Ona, but it is his loss.

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Spoiler: Link

Pat's MKE Facebook group spergathon

new.onaforums.net

God Boomers make me cringe so much with their "I finally caught up with internet lingo circa 2011!" crap. Oh you say something I can't refute? TROLL. DONT FEED THE TROLLS. HES A TROLL. TROLL.