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I think that embalmed burial in a durable casket is a massive waste, and that gravesites do take up too much space, but for the existing ones there is little reason to decimate them. Families spent so much money just to remember their dead. It's respectable. Also there are so many now abandoned burial sites that there would be no point in converting anyway as they aren't useful land. Graves wouldn't necessarily be nutrient rich anyway because the bodies are essentially filled with poison to keep them from rotting and the caskets are mostly going to be treated wood. Quite a lot of shit that isn't really ecologically viable.
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I thought the atheist bit would make it obvious I was poking fun at fedora tippers, even to the autists… but yeah I agree with ya.
 
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Glowie Hunter Art Bell said:
Redditor cannot figure out why a kitten is behaving like kitten

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r/cats - Need urgent help with my kitten (4months), sometimes he goes crazy and starts biting like this, it really hurts... more in comments

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This is the thing that fascinates me most about Reddit. The sheer amount of questions that get asked that could be eliminated by a 1 minute google search, or, even easier, just by using a bit of reason.

"Oh, my young cat is being hyper! What should I do?"

A: logically deduce that the cat needs more stimulation/attention

B: quickly search Google to find the above

C: ask reddit
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Subs like explainlikeimfive or askscience would no longer have a purpose if people were capable of using google, as they're only capable of answering questions you could have easily searched yourself.
 
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Sniperwoof said:
Is there a reason people but especially women on reddit think that a 20 year old dating an 18 year old is predatory/rape? It's not something I've ever seen in real life or anywhere else online where anything more than like a one year age gap is sexually predatory, it seems like some kind of weird obsession unique to reddit.
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Well first off, imagine the mental case you need to be to actually be a biological female on reddit.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
I jokingly asked someone who was sperging about fascism what kind they liked. I believe it went like this. "What's your favorite kind? Japanese, Spanish, or Italian?" Someone nearby acted like knowing there were varieties other than National Socialism was a sign that I support it. Knowledge seems to be a weapon of mass destruction to some people.
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You are required to believe anything you read. It is SCIENCE!

Honestly, I have read things like the ANTIFA Handbook. It didn't make me ANTIFA. Reading the Koran did not make me Muslim. Reading both did give me a better understanding of them and their positions but at the end of the day, I have a mind of my own.
 
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Angry Alt Right Nerd said:
Subs like explainlikeimfive or askscience would no longer have a purpose if people were capable of using google, as they're only capable of answering questions you could have easily searched yourself.
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r/cats is real bad for posts like "I found this half dead kitten in the sewer what should I do?" Obviously people are like "uhh, take it to the vet dude" but OP always lives in the middle of some impoverished 3rd world country that doesn't have vets. Take it inside out of the cold? No I can't, my parents hate cats. Alright then, take it some food and water? No I can't, I don't have any money. Fuck, grab some tuna from home it's better than nothing. No I don't have tuna, I gave it some bread and it's not eating what do I do??? Jesus fuck just watch it die then I guess!
 
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Am a tigoor said:
r/cats is real bad for posts like "I found this half dead kitten in the sewer what should I do?" Obviously people are like "uhh, take it to the vet dude" but OP always lives in the middle of some impoverished 3rd world country that doesn't have vets. Take it inside out of the cold? No I can't, my parents hate cats. Alright then, take it some food and water? No I can't, I don't have any money. Fuck, grab some tuna from home it's better than nothing. No I don't have tuna, I gave it some bread and it's not eating what do I do??? Jesus fuck just watch it die then I guess!
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Slight powerlevel but I can actually understand the frustration of asking for animal advice on reddit. Redditors often insist on the "take it to the vet" advice even after I've made it clear that the nearest vets are either halfway across the country, incompetent or both (I've caught a vet using expired antibiotics on my cat, for example). It's especially frustrating with some exotics and invertebrates as there's so little info on them that asking reddit is often your best option.
 
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I see this in other pet/livestock forums as well. MY DUCK HAS TWO LEGS FROSTBITTEN, WHAT DO? Like retard, you have two options. Either you take it to the vet $$$ for amputations or you eat it. Like it is a $7 duck - you figure out what it is worth to you, but DIY surgery IS NOT in the cards, idiot.
 
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Angry Alt Right Nerd said:
Subs like explainlikeimfive or askscience would no longer have a purpose if people were capable of using google, as they're only capable of answering questions you could have easily searched yourself.
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I bet a lot of the "posters" there are bots that literally just search Google and feed the output into some kind of GPT-3 bot. It would also probably be a good way to rack up updoots on an account before selling it.
 
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Sniperwoof said:
Is there a reason people but especially women on reddit think that a 20 year old dating an 18 year old is predatory/rape? It's not something I've ever seen in real life or anywhere else online where anything more than like a one year age gap is sexually predatory, it seems like some kind of weird obsession unique to reddit.
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It's because reddit is full of the female version of incels who try their best to break up every relationship they see. It's why if you go to r/relationshipadvice or similar subs the first advice they'll give is "you should break up".
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
You are required to believe anything you read. It is SCIENCE!

Honestly, I have read things like the ANTIFA Handbook. It didn't make me ANTIFA. Reading the Koran did not make me Muslim. Reading both did give me a better understanding of them and their positions but at the end of the day, I have a mind of my own.
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I think you would be shocked to see how uncommon your mindset is. Many people are just recounting ideas they saw online, or in a book, anywhere really. You hear a lot of shit from movies nowadays. Movies and weirdo talkingheads on youtube/tiktok.

Tis good when you delve into some forbidden knowledge and learn something funny. First time I read The Satanic Bible, my first thought was "is this it?! is this the fucking book my church has been ranting about. Its fucking gay!".
 
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Jonah Hill poster said:
Supposed web developers think they know how Twitter front end and back end design works more than Elon Musk:

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They aren't entirely wrong. The tweets do sound like some retard trying to sound like a programmer without knowing anything on the subject, because they're fake. Leave it to reddit to miss the "made with mematic" watermark when they spot Elol's profile picture and immediately start seeing red, lmao.
 
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r/CharacterRant - Writers really don't understand childhood or the concept of innocence

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Summary: The OP (who is totally not anyone I know) argues that fiction writers misunderstand children, especially when they try to write "child sexuality" which OP argues is a thing pedos made up. Pedos respond by saying "nuh uh I totally had a boner and looked at naked girls when I was seven!"
 
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