(Intro)
Yo yo yo waddup my fellow woke boys
Shout out sigmund Freud (gang)
Shoutout all scientists who are against god (boom)
Let’s own the theists with this rap
(Chorus) (repeat twice)
We are atheists, we are the smarts
We will prank the christians like my name is Bart (Simpson)
Stupid christians probably support corporations like walmart
Stupid christians are not very smart
(Verse 1)
Why are theists so dumb with their god (why)
Cuz they think that their god will do a lot (lot)
Cuz they think that they can keep their guns
Cuz they think that having guns are fun (they’re not)
Went to a catholic school just to bully the principal (dummy)
Told him that no god is real so don’t follow their principles
Now he is atheist like me and is unstoppable
Now he is an atheist and an intellectual
(Sing the chorus 2x)
(Verse 2)
Gay people are so cool, and straight people can be better
christians need to drop their religion so they can be better (gang)
Same with all other religions, they gotta open their third eye
Join the atheist gang with us it is RIDE OR DIE!
(Repeat the chorus 3 more times)