حلال ZatLit / BrieLarsonFan2004 !RMdMvD2496 / PunishedZat / CaptZat / CaptainZatara / RozenZatara / ZatLit !ekm3RcpmNs / SylviaHoeksIsMyWife / Zeelover2049 - Attention seeking sperg, tripfag, pedophile, furry, brony, schizo

[I'm Retarded?]

court of jesters

forsooth, thine words doth make me sore wroth

 

[Nick Gars]

do you want to know what's the funniest shit about you losers the fucking funniest thing here? that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it, I can show it everywhere but your brains are literally cooked to the point that you can't even realize who is her, you are my personal laughing stock because you are too mentally ill to see something really obvious, you are my clowns and you amuse me every time I see "who's her uuuh I dunno!" you are mentally ill baboons is like watching 4 monkeys trying to use a calculator, how fucking stupid can you be to not realize who is her, court of jesters

Considering the other thread you're shitting up, I thought this was pretty apropos.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Just driving by to point out the original pfp is the main character of a film called Orphan in which a woman with a condition which stunts her growth and makes her appear juvenile impersonates a child and subsequently attempts seduce her adoptive father.

 

[Aria]

do you want to know what's the funniest shit about you losers the fucking funniest thing here? that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it, I can show it everywhere but your brains are literally cooked to the point that you can't even realize who is her, you are my personal laughing stock because you are too mentally ill to see something really obvious, you are my clowns and you amuse me every time I see "who's her uuuh I dunno!" you are mentally ill baboons is like watching 4 monkeys trying to use a calculator, how fucking stupid can you be to not realize who is her, court of jesters

your waifu is not real well, the only way you can meet her is if you get a rope and tie it around your neck and let fate do the rest.

 

[Nick Gars]

Just driving by to point out the original pfp is the main character of a film called Orphan in which a woman with a condition which stunts her growth and makes her appear juvenile impersonates a child and subsequently attempts seduce her adoptive father.

Also of note: Pearl (previous avatar) is canonically a rapist. His current avatar (Homelander) also isn't above committing the odd SA.

Starting to notice a theme.

 

[ZatLit]

Also of note: Pearl (previous avatar) is canonically a rapist. His current avatar (Homelander) also isn't above committing the odd SA.

Starting to notice a theme.

SHUTY THE FUCK UP MAN RAPIST? WHERE SHOW ME SHOW ME THERES NO RAPE PEARL IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE THERE IS NO RAPE BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS DOESNT COUNT AS RAPE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SUPERIOR BEINGS LIKE PEARL COMPARED TO THE SUVERSE OR THE IRLVERSE, HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED MAN YOU'RE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED

 

[Brutality]

Lol calm down

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

SHUTY THE FUCK UP MAN RAPIST? WHERE SHOW ME SHOW ME THERES NO RAPE PEARL IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE THERE IS NO RAPE BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS DOESNT COUNT AS RAPE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SUPERIOR BEINGS LIKE PEARL COMPARED TO THE SUVERSE OR THE IRLVERSE, HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED MAN YOU'RE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED

I agree Pearl merely had consent accidents

 

[Aria]

SHUTY THE FUCK UP MAN RAPIST? WHERE SHOW ME SHOW ME THERES NO RAPE PEARL IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE THERE IS NO RAPE BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS DOESNT COUNT AS RAPE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SUPERIOR BEINGS LIKE PEARL COMPARED TO THE SUVERSE OR THE IRLVERSE, HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED MAN YOU'RE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED

i hope you never reproduce because the only thing you'll be fucking transformer are toys and plushies you degenerate.

 

[ZatLit]

i hope you never reproduce because the only thing you'll be fucking transformer toys and plushies.

but enough about you Aria

 

[Boopims]

SHUTY THE FUCK UP MAN RAPIST? WHERE SHOW ME SHOW ME THERES NO RAPE PEARL IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE THERE IS NO RAPE BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS DOESNT COUNT AS RAPE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SUPERIOR BEINGS LIKE PEARL COMPARED TO THE SUVERSE OR THE IRLVERSE, HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED MAN YOU'RE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED

there’s a random.txt hidden in this somewhere

 

[A-Stump]

Zatlit is based

 

[Nick Gars]

SHUTY THE FUCK UP MAN RAPIST? WHERE SHOW ME SHOW ME THERES NO RAPE PEARL IS SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE THERE IS NO RAPE BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS DOESNT COUNT AS RAPE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SUPERIOR BEINGS LIKE PEARL COMPARED TO THE SUVERSE OR THE IRLVERSE, HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED MAN YOU'RE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED

Pearl made Garnet fuse with her under false pretenses, multiple times. It is heavily implied fusion is "sex" for gems in Steven Universe. Seethe. Your waifu is a diddler.

 

[ZatLit]

sorry ma

Lol calm down

sorry man but there are two things that I can't stand in this world, fat fucks and retards like:

Pearl made Garnet fuse with her under false pretenses, multiple times. It is heavily implied fusion is "sex" for gems in Steven Universe. Seethe. Your waifu is a diddler.

Pearl has the right to do as she pleases because she's a superior being, she would literally OWN a Ruby and a Sapphire back on the Homeworld, so please stop talking about SU because I've watched it more than 30 times you don't know fuck about SU

 

[The Cunting Death]

sorry ma

sorry man but there are two things that I can't stand in this world, fat fucks and retards like:

Pearl has the right to do as she pleases because she's a superior being, she would literally OWN a Ruby and a Sapphire back on the Homeworld, so please stop talking about SU because I've watched it more than 30 times you don't know fuck about SU

She's a cartoon and a literal illegal alien. She has no rights.

 

[ZatLit]

She's a cartoon and a literal illegal alien. She has no rights.

can't expect more from a hum*n

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

sorry ma

sorry man but there are two things that I can't stand in this world, fat fucks and retards like:

Pearl has the right to do as she pleases because she's a superior being, she would literally OWN a Ruby and a Sapphire back on the Homeworld, so please stop talking about SU because I've watched it more than 30 times you don't know fuck about SU

You don't fuck with a Steven universe scholar, kiddo

 

[Fortyone]

So for today's musical act we have a song that details the whole story of this thread. Listen to the new latest hit, I WANT TO FUCK MIDGET VELMA by All becomes gunt. @The Fatman Of The Opera a special thank you to Asalieri for giving me the inspiration for this and reminding me how much i loved this song. Enjoy.

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Edit: As per request for anyone that likes to do a karaoke sing along, here are the lyrics :

Spoiler: Lyrics

I was tired of my angie
We'd been together too long
I needed another waifu
to put my hands on my dong

So then i bought some new plushies
I had em tied to my bed
Then bonecrusher just grabbed em
and fucked em straight through the head

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I am a tripfag at 4chan
I know that sounds kinda gay
Gwen Stacy got blacked by marvel
And noone can understand my autistic pain

So I went to the bridge
I really wanted jump
I stood there for 5 hours
And listened to Linkin Park


I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS


One day I was really horny
My girlfriend walked in my place
but she got screwed by a nigger
She had his cum in her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then she laughed for a moment
And she said, "I never knew"

THAT I WILL FUCK MIDGET VELMA
THAT I WILL SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I JERK OFF HORSES AT MIDNIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY LOVES ME NOW
OR IF I AM A CREEP
BUT I BOUGHT A NEW DILDO
NOW IT'S 10 INCHES DEEP

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
BUT BONECRUSHER JUST CUCKED ME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
IF YOU ARE INTO LITTLE CHILDREN
OR YOU ARE INTO RAPE
THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ZATLIT
WRITE TO ME A DM

I WANNA FUCK MIDGET VELMA
I WANNA SHAG SCOOBY DOO
I AM NOT MUCH INTO HENTAI
I AM WANKING TO YOU
I DONT CARE IF A GIRL IS A DEAD
OR IF IT HAS A PULSE
I AM STILL GONNA FUCK IT
LIKE MY PLUSHIES AND DOLLS

This is fantastic, seems like something that should be featured or played as the intro song for MATI

 

[Aria]

sorry ma

sorry man but there are two things that I can't stand in this world, fat fucks and retards like:

Pearl has the right to do as she pleases because she's a superior being, she would literally OWN a Ruby and a Sapphire back on the Homeworld, so please stop talking about SU because I've watched it more than 30 times you don't know fuck about SU

more than 30 times jesus. i can't believe you would watch a poorly written show over and over.

at least you have the dedication i'll give you that faggot.

 

[Nick Gars]

sorry ma

sorry man but there are two things that I can't stand in this world, fat fucks and retards like:

Pearl has the right to do as she pleases because she's a superior being, she would literally OWN a Ruby and a Sapphire back on the Homeworld, so please stop talking about SU because I've watched it more than 30 times you don't know fuck about SU

Idk man, Pearl was pretty fucking desperate for that BBG (Big Black Gem). That doesn't really scream "superior" to me.

Again, noticing themes here.