Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[bitchfit]

PFT, layman's terms. More like retard terms.

She couldn't explain how to assemble a Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowl from raw ingredients, much less nuclear power (whether fission or fusion). She's as qualified as my fucking cat to explain it, and my cat attacks her own tail thinking it's a separate entity.

Don't insult intelligent mammals like that.

 

[PollyPissyPants]

@toilet_rainbow I was going through her TikTok replies and I swear they must be other lumps of fat fused to their couches and beds, too. Except one person that just called her gay. I don’t think a Pissa fusion sperg is in the cards for us, fren.

@Diet Coke 4 Life i want to be gay myself and tell you I appreciate you educating me a bit on it and would love to hear more, so I hope Pissa continues to harp on it.

After seeing that awful photo of Shanny with the sofa cushion fused to her pussy and her ass fused to the sofa itself, I’m wondering if Pissa is living in similar squalor, as in her actual bed. We know she lives in a pile of shit with roaches and mice (probably) swarming around her, fighting their cats for their food. I mean, we know she’s a fucking lazy, worthless pig but I’m imagining it could be worse than Shanny because cats are constantly pissing, shitting and birthing on her, it seems. Joh must have been raised to be a sackless cunt with no standards. Imagine going to work while Lord Beetus ravages your body, wasting away to the point where people accuse you of methery, and coming home to this fat cunt: high, dirty, nursing a yeast infection to drinking age and hangry. Absolutely not. Couldn’t be me, Joh, you absolute retard.

ETA clarity

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@toilet_rainbow I was going through her TikTok replies and I swear they must be other lumps of fat fused to their couches and beds, too. Except one person that just called her gay. I don’t think a Pissa fusion sperg is in the cards for us, fren.

@Diet Coke 4 Life i want to be gay myself and tell you I appreciate you educating me a bit on it and would love to hear more, so I hope Pissa continues to harp on it.

After seeing that awful photo of Shanny with the sofa cushion fused to her pussy and her ass fused to the sofa itself, I’m wondering if Pissa is living in similar squalor, as in her actual bed. We know she lives in a pile of shit with roaches and mice (probably) swarming around her, fighting their cats for their food. I mean, we know she’s a fucking lazy, worthless pig but I’m imagining it could be worse than Shanny because cats are constantly pissing, shitting and birthing on her, it seems. Joh must have been raised to be a sackless cunt with no standards. Imagine going to work while Lord Beetus ravages your body, wasting away to the point where people accuse you of methery, and coming home to this fat cunt: high, dirty, nursing a yeast infection to drinking age and hangry. Absolutely not. Couldn’t be me, Joh, you absolute retard.

ETA clarity

Got that gay comment? I think I missed it while going through her latest video's comments.

From the "I'm not a pain pill addict" vid, mostly asspat sympathy. But also someone that made a great point:




People are really not liking the nuclear energy post, actually. Basically telling her "big whoop," larping as Dale Gribble, or stating what @Diet Coke 4 Life said earlier

Spoiler: many comments

Finally, I decided to look at Polly's colorism vids one last time. Looks like she started getting attention from black viewers. They were not amused.





I'm sure Polissa will ignore most of these comments (overall) but maybe one or two will get responses later. Meanwhile, people have wisely decided to fuck off from her food stamp ranting. Although not adding any tags whatsoever probably heavily contributed as well. That massive drop in engagement, tho

 

[PollyPissyPants]

Got that gay comment? I think I missed it while going through her latest video's comments.

From the "I'm not a pain pill addict" vid, mostly asspat sympathy. But also someone that made a great point:

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People are really not liking the nuclear energy post, actually. Basically telling her "big whoop," larping as Dale Gribble, or stating what @Diet Coke 4 Life said earlier

Spoiler: many comments

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Finally, I decided to look at Polly's colorism vids one last time. Looks like she started getting attention from black viewers. They were not amused.

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I'm sure Polissa will ignore most of these comments (overall) but maybe one or two will get responses later. Meanwhile, people have wisely decided to fuck off from her food stamp ranting. Although not adding any tags whatsoever probably heavily contributed as well. That massive drop in engagement, tho

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I’m glad you asked for the comment, because I saw a hilarious comment from a potential suitor for our porcine princess! I howled! He’s offering her $900 in bennies and if she behaves maybe she can get his sweet, sweet EBT. I’m on mobile, so I hope this is correct.

 

[A-Stump]

For anyone interested, here's Eddie

https://www.facebook.com/stories/1497471984031295/?source=story_tray Jesus what a romantic!

You really going to let the good ones get away like that, Miz Polly?

 

[PollyPissyPants]

For anyone interested, here's Eddie

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https://www.facebook.com/stories/1497471984031295/?source=story_tray Jesus what a romantic!

You really going to let the good ones get away like that, Miz Polly?

Would ya look a that! A real man, a replacement for the delicate and nearly feeble Joh. The man clearly eats, and he’s wearin’ a manly hat, not some Garanimals tank and short set with weed emblazoned all over it. He’s older, so once he heads up to that Old Country Buffet in the sky he will leave Pissy Pissa with his earthly possessions, maybe even a pension check! Joh could never.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

I knew Polly reminded me of someone

Spoiler: Alvin Schwartz knows what’s up

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I was originally going to ignore this cocksucker, but fuck it





Can y'all please quit fucking tipping the cow?! Polissa makes enough good milk on her own and doing this just feeds into the idea that we're actually harassing her. Quit it.

 

[A-Stump]

I was originally going to ignore this cocksucker, but fuck it

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Can y'all please quit fucking tipping the cow?! Polissa makes enough good milk on her own and doing this just feeds into the idea that we're actually harassing her. Quit it.

I left this thread like 150 pages in when people wouldn't leave her the fuck alone. I said something about it and kept getting negrated for the effort.

People don't understand it's kind of like going to a zoo. You look at the weird things on display, you don't crawl into the exhibit like a stupid nigger and ruin everything for everyone else.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It sounds like she's constantly suppressing burps, or am I the only one who hears this?

b-urp, we gotta go to the universe where I'm not a fat munchie grifter, Morty

How are you going to complain about not being able to eat when you’re drinking coffee and soda? Buy food instead of coffee and soda! And you’re clearly not “starving” because you’re still fat! Maybe from all the calories you’re drinking!

She's unbelievable. I'm actually opposed to the government micromanaging what people can buy with foodstamps, but Polly is like a living example of where it might actually help some people. If she couldn't buy highly processed shit she absolutely would a pantry full of actual food instead of gulping down mello yello for breakfast.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I left this thread like 150 pages in when people wouldn't leave her the fuck alone. I said something about it and kept getting negrated for the effort.

People don't understand it's kind of like going to a zoo. You look at the weird things on display, you don't crawl into the exhibit like a stupid nigger and ruin everything for everyone else.

It's one thing when it's some rando that found her thread on their own after Polly whined about us. But this? This is either a Farmer or someone posing as a Farmer. The lingo is a dead giveaway. And it pisses me off because it gives her ammunition that we're actively stalking her when we just laugh at her antics from afar. Polissa is stupid but this is just as retarded.

She's unbelievable. I'm actually opposed to the government micromanaging what people can buy with foodstamps, but Polly is like a living example of where it might actually help some people. If she couldn't buy highly processed shit she absolutely would a pantry full of actual food instead of gulping down mello yello for breakfast.

I've said it before, but it's people like Polissa that make it necessary to have guidelines or limits on care. Polissa gets a fuckton of assistance for someone that contributed so little to the system. And yet, she still whines that she needs thousands more a month to live on.

I want to say that the school system has fucked up its students by not making financial literacy or home ec important, but I don't know if that knowledge would've even been useful for Polissa. She had to look for kids charts on Pinterest for hints of what she's supposed to do for the day. When all you do is lay in bed all day, why should you worry about pesky things like chores or bathing?

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Catching up on the thread but wanted to respond to some of my favorite posts along the way...

This comment was left on the thunderstorm vid:

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Oh don't worry, Pissa is safe! She's wearing crocs!

Does she not realize that doors have metal hinges and doorknobs, or that phones are mostly metal? The chances of her being struck by lightning because of her phone is relatively low, but...

I like to imagine that the poster was God cosplaying as a normal person in order to warn Princess Fiona not to tempt His wrath.

Good God she is just completely retarded. Like window licking, pants (bed?) shitting retarded. Colorism is when light niggos discriminate against darker skinned niggos. It happens with Hispanics as well.

Her self loathing white savior bit enrages me. I can’t wait for her mask to slip and let her true white trash flag fly. Will she be shadow banned on TikTok too? Will she continue her begging on Twitter? Will Elon allow it? Stay tuned, this is one of my favorite cows.

Thing is, people get teased and picked on from time to time. Normal people chock it up to human nature. Retards like the Princess see it as DiScriMInaYSHUn!!!11

Someone thanked Polissa for teaching the #realhistory of the United States. The American history sperg in me (and my mother because "muh TikTok generational trauma") is dying inside.

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TikTok is a cancer.

EDIT: I've been told that this could be either a bot or sarcastic, given the context. I checked Melida's profile and the high number of followers and likes make it plausible that it is a bot, but I'm not too sure. If it's sarcasm, though, then lol. You got me.

On a brighter note, a couple people called out Polissa's use of the term colorism. Polly reacted with "what about meeee, I was called Casper as a girl" when she's not even that pale? (Polissa looks like a standard white brunette in terms of skintone to me. She is "darker" than me, for sure. And yet, I thought I was pale until I got together with my partner. You can see her in the dark. Love you, ghost wife!)

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I seriously feel like Polissa must have been super coddled from a very young age. Her own postings and @Vapid_trash appear to confirm it. If anything, it seems that Polissa wasn't bulled enough growing up. How can you be thirty-nine years old and be this butthurt about what kids called you thirty years ago?

(Wait, I'm pretty sure the lighting the fires one is a LOTR reference... Return of the King, specifically. Doubt Polly or most of her acquaintances read the books, so it had to have been when the Peter Jackson films came out. Damn. I think her being butthurt about some humor said in her direction when she was twenty years old is actually even worse. Thirty-nine year old woman.)

The fact that there is an unironic conversation about the specifics of yet another made-up version of "oppression" actually manages to get me MATI. People who engage in this nonsense would best be served spending that time on a less embarrassing hobby, like going downtown wearing a chicken suit while shitting into a mixing bowl. Hell, normal people would actually look at them with much the same incredulity.

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As much more attractive Kiwis have pointed out, It's that desperate need to be oppressed. Fucking pathetic for a 20-something and a downright evolutionary embarrassment for a 40 year old like her. Is she disabled? Well, sure. The system seems pretty easy to game as long as you find a doctor with dubious enough ethics. Is she oppressed? If by "oppression" you mean living in a shitty, run down house, living with a dipshit dishwasher with all the ambition of same, surrounded by a horde of sick and dying animals and a family that has largely cut her off (all problems of HER OWN MAKING)...then, yes. She's being oppressed...

...by herself.

Looking at the number of fuck heads stroking her ego on Tik Tok tells me that the filthy truck stop toilet that these people keep scooping their mentality from hasn't been cleaned up just yet. Doubt it ever will be, to be honest.

Back to our regularly scheduled lurking.

 

[bitchfit]

Porklissa is a prime example of why No Child Left Behind was great in theory but fucking atrocious in practice. Look at the horrifying results that were just bumped right on through.

 

[Berserker Armor]

People don't understand it's kind of like going to a zoo. You look at the weird things on display, you don't crawl into the exhibit like a stupid nigger and ruin everything for everyone else.

Waiting for the day we get a harambe incident with a poop toucher and a lolcow. It’s going to happen.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

I really hate it when people do this. She isn't tweeting #HarrassPollyDirectly.

Spoiler: Poo sperging

At the risk of sounding like a smarmy dick: I am a nice person. I've never hated anyone I've ever met. I can sympathize with everyone apart from the genuinely psychopathic.

I would much prefer that no cow ever found their thread and no one ever engaged with cows. This might sound very out of place, but I don't like meanness. That means using the farms gives me some cognitive dissonance. I feel uncomfortable IRL when anyone around me is gossiping about other people I know. But, for various reasons, I'm okay with doing it here. For a long time I wasn't which is why I stopped lurking for several years, but then the merge happened and my need for laughs got the better of me. Still, I would be more comfortable if I could delude myself into thinking no cows were ever tipped.

Sure, it can be funny when they do find their threads (I'm thinking Kyttie in particular) or fall for ruses, but it's also often sad. A lot of people on this site (but not in this thread, I think) are hateful edgelords and that just makes it so much worse. As our new TikTok commenter painfully demonstrates.

I love that she was nice to that creep asking for marriage. Most women would be rightfully disturbed by this, but she eats it up. Maybe I'm reading too much into a single emoji but I bet she just loved the attention and took it as a good hearty asspat.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Cow tipping is lame because it’s basically someone wanting to insert themselves in a narrative that’s not about them and isn’t any better if it accommodates their inclusion. The Polissa saga isn’t improved by “troonphobe666” saying that Anne Frank should have been gassed. I’m not sure that there is anything that could be improved by that sentiment, but definitely not the story of our white trash pale princess.

In short, no1curr about you, “troonphobe”. Go away.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

What I find really strange about these videos from her is that if you agree with a video and want more people to see it, the feature you'd use is "Repost." Usually you'd only "Stitch" or "Duet" a video like she does if you were going to add a bunch of information or present an argument against something.

So she's making a conscious decision that everyone needs to watch her nod.

Maybe the only time in history that she's putting more effort into something than she should.

Tess Holliday does the same thing too. It’s like they want to say something insightful but are too dumb and lazy to be able to do so.

Also LOL at Polly thinking she has ADHD, I’ve never seen anyone with ADHD be able to lay up in bed for days at a time.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I really hate it when people do this. She isn't tweeting #HarrassPollyDirectly.

Spoiler: Poo sperging

At the risk of sounding like a smarmy dick: I am a nice person. I've never hated anyone I've ever met. I can sympathize with everyone apart from the genuinely psychopathic.

I would much prefer that no cow ever found their thread and no one ever engaged with cows. This might sound very out of place, but I don't like meanness. That means using the farms gives me some cognitive dissonance. I feel uncomfortable IRL when anyone around me is gossiping about other people I know. But, for various reasons, I'm okay with doing it here. For a long time I wasn't which is why I stopped lurking for several years, but then the merge happened and my need for laughs got the better of me. Still, I would be more comfortable if I could delude myself into thinking no cows were ever tipped.

Sure, it can be funny when they do find their threads (I'm thinking Kyttie in particular) or fall for ruses, but it's also often sad. A lot of people on this site (but not in this thread, I think) are hateful edgelords and that just makes it so much worse. As our new TikTok commenter painfully demonstrates.

I love that she was nice to that creep asking for marriage. Most women would be rightfully disturbed by this, but she eats it up. Maybe I'm reading too much into a single emoji but I bet she just loved the attention and took it as a good hearty asspat.

When the farms was down, I was a crabby bitch irl. Being able to come here and let my mean flag fly keeps me normal. I prefer cows remain clueless because it totally ruins the fun when they think they should interact with us or when they clear their social media. Besides, as I've said before, out of their weird cow crap comes some genuinely interesting conversations here.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is either a Farmer or someone posing as a Farmer. The lingo is a dead giveaway. And it pisses me off because it gives her ammunition that we're actively stalking her when we just laugh at her antics from afar. Polissa is stupid but this is just as retarded.

Maybe I’ve been driven insane by current politics, but I think it’s someone trying to make us look shitty. If it were just a lurker here they wouldn’t bother with the Anne Frank shit. We aren’t 4chan.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Maybe I’ve been driven insane by current politics, but I think it’s someone trying to make us look shitty. If it were just a lurker here they wouldn’t bother with the Anne Frank shit. We aren’t 4chan.

I wonder if it could be Joh or even Polly herself.