DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
After that Signalis stream, what I really want to see is more of that. It really had that nostalgic DSP vibe. It was just pure humiliation for him.

Just him and the game. Chat was dead as fuck. No handholding. No Derich questions or "I got a tip!" nonsense to break up the pace. It was just him and the controller.

That's what I want to come back. I like to see him squirm at videogames. Feels more innocent that way to me than to just see DSP have a stroke or something.
I agree. give Phil a week of no 100$ days (neither stream breaks 50$) and the already slipping mask come of gets ripped and we see quality content begging. No longer simply dangling hats in front of the camera but going on his knees asking for money. Maybe even the beg tweets the real gold dust where he tries to give the impression he has fun but only wants money.

Also, his paycheck should have cleared by now so paying bills should be no problem.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, he looks awful. I don’t know if it’s not watching him for a year or the new lighting.

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Buddy looks like he wandered out of Undercity and straight to Renton. If I saw that face out alone at night I'd be calling everyone I knew to stock up on canned goods and firearms because the new covid strain makes zombies now.
 
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imo I usually don’t call 40 “middle aged” but, Christ, he looks it.
 
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Definitely the lighting. He looks exactly the same as he did last year we can just see if better because of the lighting. Funny thing is that ring lights are often called beauty lights. They are supposed to be within arms reach of your face. His is too far and gives him the opposite effect. He looks like a beaten dog.
 
Anyone else find the Arturo drama hilarious now? He's calling the FGC retards for drama baiting and believing stuff before the whole styory was out. Let's take a little detour down some relatively recent Internet retardation.

A few years ago, ProJared's wife accused him of cheating on him and a whole bunch of shit, within a few days ProJarwed went from a relatively popular YouTuber to someone everyone mocked as an asshole. ProJared went quiet for almost a year while he formed his response. Where does DSP fit into this? Well, some years before this ProJared made ONE (yes one) tweet laughing at Phil for the incident. Phil, being the grudge holder he is, sat on that for years until this happened, then brought it up in a Tweet basically calling Jared a fucking moron.

Now Jared finally made his response to all the drama and the TLDR of it was he and his wife were in an open relationship (lol cuck), she was jealous he was snogging better looking women, and made these claims to try and spite him. They're now divorced and Jared's reputation is more or less recovered. Has Phil ever retracted his opinions on the drama or apologized? I don't think I need to answer.

Doodys a shit cunt, seriously some of the cunts that make videos about Phil sound even worse than the fat faggot himself.
Ludwig and Bad Moments both sound like massive fags
This constant Youtube Shorts baiting is embarrassing as fuck.

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But this will go the same way as everything else that DSP does: he'll mention/do this so often that people will get sick of it and stop caring, running it into the ground. Because he doesn't know what moderation is, he is unable to casually mention it every now and then, like a normal human would do.
I can't wait to see what he will do once shorts are monetized. If YouTube delays the feature he will be bitching a lot just like he did for superthanks, and if he isn't making any money on them I'm betting he will quietly drop shorts altogether.
 
After that Signalis stream, what I really want to see is more of that. It really had that nostalgic DSP vibe. It was just pure humiliation for him.

Just him and the game. Chat was dead as fuck. No handholding. No Derich questions or "I got a tip!" nonsense to break up the pace. It was just him and the controller.

That's what I want to come back. I like to see him squirm at videogames. Feels more innocent that way to me than to just see DSP have a stroke or something.
Got a link? I sure love me some spastic fill
 
Anyone else find the Arturo drama hilarious now? He's calling the FGC retards for drama baiting and believing stuff before the whole styory was out. Let's take a little detour down some relatively recent Internet retardation.

A few years ago, ProJared's wife accused him of cheating on him and a whole bunch of shit, within a few days ProJarwed went from a relatively popular YouTuber to someone everyone mocked as an asshole. ProJared went quiet for almost a year while he formed his response. Where does DSP fit into this? Well, some years before this ProJared made ONE (yes one) tweet laughing at Phil for the incident. Phil, being the grudge holder he is, sat on that for years until this happened, then brought it up in a Tweet basically calling Jared a fucking moron.

Now Jared finally made his response to all the drama and the TLDR of it was he and his wife were in an open relationship (lol cuck), she was jealous he was snogging better looking women, and made these claims to try and spite him. They're now divorced and Jared's reputation is more or less recovered. Has Phil ever retracted his opinions on the drama or apologized? I don't think I need to answer.


Ludwig and Bad Moments both sound like massive fags

I can't wait to see what he will do once shorts are monetized. If YouTube delays the feature he will be bitching a lot just like he did for superthanks, and if he isn't making any money on them I'm betting he will quietly drop shorts altogether.
This may be completely off topic...... but Projared's wife was way hotter than any of the other women projared was banging lol
 
so i know this might make me seem like a dent BUT, whats the point of snort even streaming when he can just NOT stream and have his main dents like OIC just zelle him money.... theres no need for streaming when theyre guaranteed to give him money no matter what
Legacy. Because the only thing in his life that can compete with money is ego.
 
This may be completely off topic...... but Projared's wife was way hotter than any of the other women projared was banging lol
She was also a liar, manipulator, and out to ruin his life. I'm not sure how her being a bit prettier than his side action is somehow laughable. Seems to me he dodged a bullet and it's honestly a miracle he recovered from it.
 
so i know this might make me seem like a dent BUT, whats the point of snort even streaming when he can just NOT stream and have his main dents like OIC just zelle him money.... theres no need for streaming when theyre guaranteed to give him money no matter what
It's a good point. Just going off what DSP says, assuming 1mm is real, he just tips phil every day and doesn't even watch the stream. Does he watch all the videos? Any videos at all? Would they even notice if he stopped uploading? Even if he lost the rest of the dent chats 5k a year is a pretty decent side hustle for not having to do anything.
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This may be completely off topic...... but Projared's wife was way hotter than any of the other women projared was banging lol
I never paid much attention to that whole shitshow but she looked a little crazy.
View attachment 4315728Just look at this, Skippy Shortbottom, yes I'm talking to you! None of what you said makes sense. So I'm playing a game where there's a glitch and I react to it, I'm like huh? What's happening? Keep in mind, this never happened before so I'm like what's going on- yeah! That's totally the same as overreacting nonstop like a muppet, get the fuck outta here! I'm serious, you're banned! With the amount of content I put out there? This is what I mean, these people don't have a brain in their minds? Just because I'm surprised once in a while doesn't mean I'm doing that all the time...

And the thing about Shorts? Most of it are schedule updates, but they won't say that! Like yeah, I sometimes post some funny moments here or there- Oh, Phil is constantly putting up Shorts so he's a hypocrite! Morons... Alright, here's an idiot in chat... anyone else? I'm serious, I'm laying down the law.


I'm having a bit of fun, but I think that's how it'd go if you call him on that. He has to rationalize his behaviour and why he's different from the rest, so arbitrary double standards need to be made.

But it all makes sense in his mind, if it doesn't, he doesn't need to think about it anymore or is automatically entitled because "I have some of the worst trolls" therefore my situation is unique.
Honestly we should just set up some sort of bot that imitates Phil's speech patterns so we can ask it question we all want Phil to answer. Hey Philbot 1000, how comes Jasper Kitty wasn't listed in your bankruptcy?
 
After that Signalis stream, what I really want to see is more of that. It really had that nostalgic DSP vibe. It was just pure humiliation for him.

Just him and the game. Chat was dead as fuck. No handholding. No Derich questions or "I got a tip!" nonsense to break up the pace. It was just him and the controller.

That's what I want to come back. I like to see him squirm at videogames. Feels more innocent that way to me than to just see DSP have a stroke or something.
So you're saying the Signalis TIHYDP will be worth watching?
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