🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[disavow]

This is the sort of thing that matters to Ralph, not his wife or child or his health or even his sideshow of a life in general, it's ratioing Keemstar, quite the W ralph, you sad freak.

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1617631052515926016

tranny behavior lol

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oh God please yes let us have a beatdown in the Eternal City

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ethan's insults are so limited and grade school level you can put phrases into a box and draw them out as random, it'll be the perfect Gunt insult. This is a man in his near-40s acting like a 13-year-old. "Haha U sucked lots of dick", his brain must be so pickled to muster "art of the written word" literary masterpieces like this.

Oink harder.

I think the problem is that Ralph has to waddle around a lot of things because you could easily turn it around on him. Imagine if he accidentally called someone a shiteater.

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Well, Rome is pretty much flat terrain so there is no risk of a heart attack by waddling uphill. As his lolcow physician, i approve.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the sort of thing that matters to Ralph, not his wife or child or his health or even his sideshow of a life in general, it's ratioing Keemstar, quite the W ralph, you sad freak.

Only retarded trannies give a shit about "ratios" on Twitter.

I think the problem is that Ralph has to waddle around a lot of things because you could easily turn it around on him. Imagine if he accidentally called someone a shiteater.

He will, he will. Just wait for it. He never accuses anyone of anything that doesn't apply even more to himself.

 

[RollerGator]

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JCesar makes his pilgrimage home

 

[AltisticRight]

Another gunted pillgrimage just to taste the pavement again?
>$1400
We get it Ethan you're totally not broke.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph let his horse talk him out of betting on the Bengals, big missed opportunity for some easy money. Everyone knew the Bills were going to blow it. I made some decent money betting on Cincinnati yesterday. Sucks you weren't able to do the same, Ralph!
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If Meigh wasn't a pedophile, I'd be concerned for her well-being. Ralph is eventually gonna come down from his xannie/alcohol bender and realize Meigh talked him out of making a safe bet that would've netted him a healthy profit. Good thing she is a pedophile and I don't care what happens to her, whether it's a hoof to the face or something worse.

Jesus you can hear the slurring in his tweets. That Bills/Bengals game probably made him go into a drunk stupor. Pantsu cost Ralph a bit of a profit which he will not let her forget. He was probably hollering at her and throwing bottles at the wall as Rozy was screaming telling Pantsu that she cost them rent for the next month or so. Truly you are living the dream May.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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He has to prove to Kiwi Farms that he's not broke.

Spoiler

He is

Not sure about you but I don't believe he can afford that and will back out.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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He’s trying to shore up cozy views and donations by live-streaming or taking photos of the Vatican. This is very Boogie-esque ask here as well. I guess it’s better than an onlyfans but I think Ralph is either trying to get away from Meigh or just doesn’t realize he’ll probably end up losing money overall on this trip with another possible beatdown.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Ralph, you're not Donald Trump.

Or Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh or Ric Flair or Vince McMahon, or a good dad or a productive member of society and on and on and on.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is a man in his near-40s acting like a 13-year-old. "Haha U sucked lots of dick", his brain must be so pickled to muster "art of the written word" literary masterpieces like this.

The guy has been acting like an emotionally troubled teenager for at least the past 2-3 years. Ever since the Faith arc started, he has preyed on mentally challenged women and when their families inevitably object, he lashes out at them publicly. That's some bitchmade behavior you'd only expect from someone decades younger than Ralph.

He's basically just a fat little bitch and drug addict with a lot of bark but no bite, talking shit on the Internet from Mexico like an obese chihuahua. Also getting fatter and more unhealthy from overeating Mexican food. Probably shoving his face with massive burritos multiple times a day. Absolutely disgusting and shameful.

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I think he's embarrassed about saying he went to Milan when he was all xannied out the other night. He meant to say Madrid, so now he has to go to Italy so he can dab on the haters.

 

[PaladinBoo]

He’s trying to shore up cozy views and donations by live-streaming or taking photos of the Vatican. This is very Boogie-esque ask here as well. I guess it’s better than an onlyfans but I think Ralph is either trying to get away from Meigh or just doesn’t realize he’ll probably end up losing money overall on this trip with another possible beatdown.

You know when most couples are in the honeymoon phase they rarely leave each others side and can't get enough of each other. Ralph on the other hand is doing everything he can to get away from May. But they are so totally in love and are a happy couple you broke dick losers of the Fan Fic Farms!

 

[Obscura539]

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I’m guessing he is trying to brag that he has $1400 dollars for a cheap flight to Rome? I’m all for it. I am dying to see some more Ralph in the wild photos.

Such simpler times.

 

[TEA 3HF]

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It means that for some random Italian, he will hear his Nonna say something along the lines of "Oh, That one doesn't need any more food." For the first time in his life.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Have fucking fun taking an infant on a plane for 10 hours.

 

[AltisticRight]

I’m guessing he is trying to brag that he has $1400 dollars for a cheap flight to Rome? I’m all for it. I am dying to see some more Ralph in the wild photos.

Such simpler times.

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One could mistake this specimen as Keffals / Lucas Roberts, but Luke is taller than Ethan.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Have fucking fun taking an infant on a plane for 10 hours.

20 hours.

 

[Truly Rural]

Have fucking fun taking an infant on a plane for 10 hours.

more like 15-20 hours

I can only imagine the heated conversation with May about this. Little piggy stomping his hooves on the floor and getting frustrated his wife doesn't approve of his reckless spending for the sake of spending ideas. I hope he goes alone just to spite May, and May somehow evacuates Mexico with the baby. I wish, but Gunt is too afraid to leave her unmonitored.

Edit: thats at best 33 h round trip

 

[Pelican Bones]

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"Yew mean I gotta walk up 7 hills?! Fuck yew pope, I'm gonna make my wife and child rue the day I decided to grace yer shithole with my white presence."

 

[Elmo]

I'm all for his going to Rome so long as it's not a murder-suicide because other than Memphis that's probably where this bloated manball envisions himself dying.

 

[SillySherman]

He's going to Rome to visit the tomb of his ancestor emperor Vitellius (The original gunted Caesar).