Wonder if this convention had permission from viacom to use their intellectual property in marketing materials. I'm gonna guess not.
Imagine writing all that shit for less than 4k views.
Much better than his books sales. No wonder he doesn't write them anymore.
Considering who these people are, most of them shouldn't even be allowed around minors at all.
Literally every sentence in that gay little story feels made up; except for a church group praying over lunch that feels real.
If I saw this in person, I'd flip the table. Fatty's pose here is enragingly effeminate.
he needs to "workshop"... some gossip from a taco place? why would he even need to do that in the first place?
The mask doesn’t even fit over his gourd shaped face. Like OJs glove, but fatter.
If the mask don't fit, his books are shit
I just wish he'd get a much bigger mask to cover his entire fat face. Don't even bother to cut any holes in it, just a burlap sack of fatness to protect everybody's eyes.
Spike Feresten?
Imagine just sitting there in a restaurant listening fatly as some old church ladies talk about a sick friend. Wheezing out a laugh when they express gratitude for their food. Sweating into your Diet Coke at the mention of myocarditis. Quietly seething as you shovel food down your gullet and plan your next tweetstorm.
Excuse me, stlaker child. Patty doesn't drink diet pop like you child, he drinks beer all day or he gets the shakes. Wait for the knock.
> I never workout on trips
In a dumpcon of 250? Maybe Netflix will care once their show is up, but it’s not the biggest thing.
