Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[A Grey Cat]

He was also very involved with the fandom up until that point, it's crazy how fast they turn on you.

Good I did not need to see Kevin making horny posts over Roxanne wolf or glamrock chicka. Good on Scott for making the Troons back away from his franchise.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin finally addresses that sleepover, said it needed to be postponed. Also revealed she does not have a Twitter. [A]
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Given recent events, my assumption at this point is that the sleepover is never going to happen, and I think that's for the best. The phrasing makes me think that Kevin is attempting to set this up in a vain attempt to finally live out all of his teenage girl sleepover fantasies (pillow fights, jumping on the bed, lots and lots of innocent yet carnal lesbian sex, etc.) To be honest, the idea of two mid to late 30's men doing something like this makes me want to be ill in a way most of the other AGP content in the thread doesn't.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

The new Hogwarts Legacy game is currently a top seller just with preorders. The weird thing of Harry Potter is it is still the only big franchise in a fairly desirable genre (magical school), and now everybody who grew up on Harry Potter has kids who they want to get into Harry Potter because they were into it when they were kids. Just like how many people's parents got them into Star Wars. I am sure that anybody on the site who had a parent had their parent pass their love of one thing on to them even if we didn't take to it. Right now it's Harry Potter's turn for that will happen, because despite what we might say, most millennials are normal people and don't give a fuck about Queen TERF JK Rowling's politics or beliefs. They just remember liking some books and movies.

Harry Potter is still one of the most profitable brands in the world and prints money due to amusement parks, merchandising, the movies are notable for still having high sales, there's been spin off movies like Fantastic Beasts, a prequel, and a stage play sequel since the original movie series. The book sales are also still quite high, my friendly local book store has an entire section dedicated to the novels and spin off books, and that section makes up a full 5% of their entire stock, and around 20% of their monthly sales. This isn't something like Chapters or Indigo, this is just a small business in a small conservative town. Some other numbers BTW, when I asked them about business in November, as I'm long time friends with the owners first as a customer then just getting to know them beyond business, they get 30% from manga, 10% from "top comic brands" (this is stuff like Marvel or DC, but only the really popular stuff like Spiderman), 20% "current hot young adult novel" (this changes every two or three months, but it makes up a reliable portion of their income), 8% fiction not already covered, 2% nonfiction. The remaining 10% is speciality ordering. Some of that specialty ordering is Harry Potter because they can't maintain stock to this day. I trust their business is likely somewhat representative of larger trends.

As for Scott Cawthon, he likes to donate his riches to republicans, amongst all the charities and humanitarian causes he donates to. He's also a devote Christian, equal parts a traditionalist and a progressive. He is a good man and a man of his faith and principles, and while I'm an edgy priest burner and don't agree with his politics I respect that he stands beside them, but since he has beliefs I'd mildly oppose on a few fronts and I am barely left of center, naturally that means the radical left hates him with the heat of a thousand suns for daring to have his beliefs and politics that aren't the same as theirs. He naturally hates trans people. Despite the fact I first hand saw him pop into a stream on multiple occasions and donate to people streaming his games trying to raise money to transition, often more than paying for their surgery with simple messages like "I hope all goes well, but I really hope you exhaust non-medical means before you attempt anything risky". Yet his donation records got leaked and the internet turned on him overnight. So he retired with his fuck you money to spend time with his wife and kids.

Thanks for the info, guess I really am just clueless. To be fair though I never was really into Harry Potter as a kid, but knew a lot of people who were. Your point makes sense.

The Scott Cawthon thing is laughable - people really need to stop getting so privy into others personal lives regarding their belief system. I read his response on Reddit and it was based.

Who fucking cares? Especially regarding mild disapproval of transgenders. I think most people are in that boat, referring to the silent majority here - coined by Ronald Reagan. Most people think bolt on boobies and pretending to be a girl is questionable, they just don't air their opinion because most people don't have politics as their primary personality trait. It says a lot about people who do, regardless of what side of the spectrum they lean towards.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Until they attacked and doxed his wife, which he decided at that point it's gone too far. Causing him to pull out of directing FNAF Security Breach and social media in general.

If I recall correctly, his wife was pregnant at the time of this shit going down too.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I recall correctly, his wife was pregnant at the time of this shit going down too.

Rubbing his straight, cis-normative, monogamous lifestyle in everyone's face!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Toys, toys, toys. That’s today’s post. Kevin does his usual activities, including playing with his toys, talking about his toys, and opening up his new toys, but he also packs some of his toys away.
Kevin did not have many Transformers as a kid (but then again who knows) [A]

Concentrated autism [A]

Vacuuming his stuffed animals (does he mean in a bag or like… a steam cleaning thing???) [A]

After this strenuous labor, he takes a Pokémon break. [A]

He resumes his work with his stuffed animals, packing them in a box. [A]

Jesus Christ, that’s a lot.
Shows us his new book, Thirsty Sword Lesbians [A]

Also shows off a new trading card [A]

And his last tweet (which I happened to see 9 seconds after he posted it), he has labeled his stuffed animal boxes. I doubt they will, but imagine if they hired a commercial moving company and the movers see the land, the troons, and this shit [A]

Bonus Little Mermaid content in replies [A]

Meanwhile, today Wedge mentioned being in a discord where they had to program a bot to add and remove relationships to update their polycule. Jesus. [A]

Wedge on economic matters (idk what to write here) [A]

He has a whole folder of potential tattoos to get when he has money. [A]

Wedge comments on a car with pepper spray, apparently. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

 

[A Grey Cat]

Jesus Christ, that’s a lot.
Shows us his new book, Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Do even actual lesbians like that crap? I'm inclined to believe a good chunk of the "lesbian representation " we've been drowing in lately isn't for real lesbians but pornsick cumbrains like Kevin who Troon out cause well...by definition lesbians wouldn't be into them.


Then again neither would any straight women but still.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Shows us his new book, Thirsty Sword Lesbians [A]

Oh my god, I'm a fucking prophet.

If Kevin played video games as much as he seems to want to, he'd be tweeting far more about it. Honestly, I think Kevin would be more functional, or at least more interesting, with a social hobby. Even if it was over the internet. He could play Thirsty Sword Lesbians over a Virtual Table Top or something. It'd probably help distract him from the copium addiction.

Three days ago I mentioned this thing and how he should play it to be social and more interesting, now he has it.

Ok so, this is a TTRPG that had the creator saying some dumb shit on Twitter about how a bunch of people shouldn't buy this if they held certain beliefs, and the list was so long and absurd it actually excluded most of the left-wing. IIRC there have been severe issues with managing to even sell this game, and a lot of people cite not buying it due to the aggressive politics and behaviour of the devs.

For those not too big into TTRPGs, it is fairly common to buy games you don't intend to ever play for the purposes of stealing the ideas and mechanics from within them. You basically idea mine everyone else and then convert it to the system you do like to play. That usually ensures a small amount of business for everyone. Due to the controversy around this game it failed to even seem to draw up any of that business. It came out, the developers made themselves look like complete ass hats, and then everybody forgot about it. There was no discussion I've seen concerning this game in hobbiest spaces. It isn't even in the local tabletop store. Which tends to try and have one of everything.

I remember it because I'm super into the hobby, I am autistic and remember these things, it was a funny thing that happened, and I was trying to think of the most LGBT game out there that I could imagine as a social thing for Kevin to do for the purposes of a post. Even then, when I went to get the link for that previous post I thought it was called a Lusty Sword Lesbians. So as one of the few people who remembered the game existed, even I couldn't remember its name.

 

[AMHOLIO]

For qulity youtube content, see Randall Frag & other Kiwis bully the shit out of thirsty sword lesbians here.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Kevin did not have many Transformers as a kid (but then again who knows) [A]

Some weird matter and antimatter shit going on with Kevin's avi and a picture of a healthy little boy.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Wedge's polycule relationship map resembles the molecular structure of a particularly virulent STD.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Who fucking cares? Especially regarding mild disapproval of transgenders. I think most people are in that boat, referring to the silent majority here - coined by Ronald Reagan. Most people think bolt on boobies and pretending to be a girl is questionable, they just don't air their opinion because most people don't have politics as their primary personality trait. It says a lot about people who do, regardless of what side of the spectrum they lean towards.

You're asking them to reject their entire ideology. This is an ideology that took a bunch of Marxist academic gibberish based on even less objectively measurable things than the divine visions Marx received and distilled it down to the one sentence Wikipedia version and then adopted it as a cult practice. There is a Great Conspiracy of Immense Evil that is infecting every aspect of everything and you, YES YOU THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE PRIME MOVER OF HISTORY, must fight it against it by any means necessary in every place you encounter it (which is literally everywhere) so that the Forces of Good (aka The Right Side) prevail as History demands and guarantees. This is how Harry Potter, Five Nights at Freddies, The Kiwi Farms, Twitter, etc. becomes the front lines of the existential battle against Great Evil that all must devote themselves to soldiering against through constant displays of performative outrage to show your devotion to the cause and hopefully raise among the ranks in social status.

If you object and say "no, comrade, we most focus on the material world and the forces of production" (see leftists ranging from based like Freddie de Boer to faggots like Peter Coffin) they howl and point like Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers at the Great Evil that has just revealed itself trying to undermine The Cause and The Fight. Do not lay down your arms and focus on the base, the fight for the superstructure is even more important, maybe most important, because that is what influences the minds of the proletariat, who are a simple and easily led mass unlike you the complex and nuanced sexually attractive vanguard, and will condition them to the revolutionary cause.

If you object and say "but you're just a stupid faggot shitting yourself on Twitter over toys and things made for children inbetween pathetic masturbation sessions" well then you just did a genocide buddy and you're going to regret it when the revolution triumphs.

 

[AnOminous]

Wedge's polycule relationship map resembles the molecular structure of a particularly virulent STD.

At least with their autistic chart they'll be able to figure out who the patient zero was who gave them all AIDS and monkeypox.

 

[AssignedEva]

I can't forsee a situation where Kevin is able to transport 70 boxes of toys to Penny's parents farm. Odds on him leaving a bunch of the stash behind to go collect on a later date, only to discover evil Bonnie has disposed of it?

 

[no ledge]

Do even actual lesbians like that crap? I'm inclined to believe a good chunk of the "lesbian representation " we've been drowing in lately isn't for real lesbians but pornsick cumbrains like Kevin who Troon out cause well...by definition lesbians wouldn't be into them.


Then again neither would any straight women but still.

lol, no. Just look at https://old.reddit.com/r/swordlesbians/

Just about every dude has or has had a sword, chicks don't.

 

[AnOminous]

Do even actual lesbians like that crap? I'm inclined to believe a good chunk of the "lesbian representation " we've been drowing in lately isn't for real lesbians but pornsick cumbrains like Kevin who Troon out cause well...by definition lesbians wouldn't be into them.

Lesbians aren't obsessed with phallic objects the way troons are to replace their own missing or nonfunctional cocks. Look at every fucking troon, obsessed with guns, knives, swords, baseball bats, etc. If it's shaped like a cock they're obsessed with it.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I remember it because I'm super into the hobby, I am autistic and remember these things, it was a funny thing that happened, and I was trying to think of the most LGBT game out there that I could imagine as a social thing for Kevin to do for the purposes of a post. Even then, when I went to get the link for that previous post I thought it was called a Lusty Sword Lesbians. So as one of the few people who remembered the game existed, even I couldn't remember its name.

'Lusty' to me implies actual intent to fuck. 'Thistry' reminds me more of sexless, peformative internet horniness. So, perfect for amhole bait.

 

[FinnSven]

'Lusty' to me implies actual intent to fuck. 'Thistry' reminds me more of sexless, peformative internet horniness. So, perfect for amhole bait.

Lusty to me makes me think of an 18th century bar wench who doubles as a prostitute in some Dumas novel or English period piece.

More things outside of Kevvie’s realm of experience.

At least with their autistic chart they'll be able to figure out who the patient zero was who gave them all AIDS and monkeypox.

There was an “all aboard the man train” meme a few years ago with several men up each other in a line. Only one in the middle was wearing a condom which I assume indicated where the aids started and ended.

Wedge’s Polycule is probably just loaded with aids.

 

[Aliénor]

Do even actual lesbians like that crap? I'm inclined to believe a good chunk of the "lesbian representation " we've been drowing in lately isn't for real lesbians but pornsick cumbrains like Kevin who Troon out cause well...by definition lesbians wouldn't be into them.


Then again neither would any straight women but still.

No. Actual lesbians like Gentleman Jack. A story in which the female characters are multidimensional and non sexualized, their love story is sweet and intense, and the sex does not include penetration.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Farmers, hone your lexicons. "Lusty" does not mean "lustful." Lusty is not a word that directly refers to sexual lust. Rather,  lusty means vigorous and strong.