DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So you're saying the Signalis TIHYDP will be worth watching?
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Outsyder will still somehow make a 15 hour video from a 12 hour playthrough.

I dunno if they read the Farms but holy fuck if they want people to actually watch content how about making those things 2 hours of the best moments

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Legacy. Because the only thing in his life that can compete with money is ego.

The fact that Phil may actually earn the title of longest running content creator one day is funny. I hope internet autists of the future spend 100s of hours trying to figure out how Phil earned a living off of begging for so long.

 

[Iron Father]

Outsyder will still somehow make a 15 hour video from a 12 hour playthrough.

Oh I stopped watching him a couple years ago. DSP should hire him.
He just makes slightly more entertaining DSPGaming content as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Outsyder will still somehow make a 15 hour video from a 12 hour playthrough.

I dunno if they read the Farms but holy fuck if they want people to actually watch content how about making those things 2 hours of the best moments

If you can sit down in adobe premiere and edit together a 10 hour compilation of Phil there is something objectively wrong with your brain. That's some weird Aspergers obsessive behavior. I've done some video editing in my time and keeping things short and concise is extremely important. With someone as painfully boring as Phil as an editor your job is to keep your audience's attention and that means trimming the fat as much as possible.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If you can sit down in adobe premiere and edit together a 10 hour compilation of Phil there is something objectively wrong with your brain. That's some weird Aspergers obsessive behavior. I've done some video editing in my time and keeping things short and concise is extremely important. With someone as painfully boring as Phil as an editor your job is to keep your audience's attention and that means trimming the fat as much as possible.

I kind of agree but if the content they put out was better they’d be doing a lot of people a service by allowing us a fun way to bypass a lot of junk.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Hey Philbot 1000, how comes Jasper Kitty wasn't listed in your bankruptcy?

Phillbot 1000: Hold on- there's an asshole in chat I need to ban...

First of all, my bankruptcy never happened; that's just an insane, fucked-up conspiracy theory the troles made up, but you believe it cuz your a morhan tuh-huh. It's also incredibly disrespectful for you to come into my chat, which is my place of business, and ask me questions about my personal life.

Imagine you own a restaurant, right? And you have this customer who barges in and starts demanding you explain all your financial shit: "OH WHERES YOUR MONEY, WHY THIS-" It's just like: "You're a fuckin idiot!" ack ack ack ackack Of course you would kick them out CUZ THEY'RE A MORAHN ACKACKACK...

That's a great point Derich, some restaurants serve Chinese food.

So, bottom line is this: there are a lot of people out there trying to hurt me and my family; but the best thing we can do is have a fun chill time and play some games, right? Sound good?

 

[Iron Father]

If you can sit down in adobe premiere and edit together a 10 hour compilation of Phil there is something objectively wrong with your brain. That's some weird Aspergers obsessive behavior. I've done some video editing in my time and keeping things short and concise is extremely important. With someone as painfully boring as Phil as an editor your job is to keep your audience's attention and that means trimming the fat as much as possible.

Giriel and KingDDDuke make good TIHYDP's.

Giriel just dropped this one like 20 minutes ago, for anybody interested.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Giriel and KingDDDuke make good TIHYDP's.

Giriel just dropped this one like 20 minutes ago, for anybody interested.

Thanks for this. I've had a rough start to the week, and this helped to make it a little easier.

 

[Whaler]

Phillbot 1000: Hold on- there's an asshole in chat I need to ban...

First of all, my bankruptcy never happened; that's just an insane, fucked-up conspiracy theory the troles made up, but you believe it cuz your a morhan tuh-huh. It's also incredibly disrespectful for you to come into my chat, which is my place of business, and ask me questions about my personal life.

Imagine you own a restaurant, right? And you have this customer who barges in and starts demanding you explain all your financial shit: "OH WHERES YOUR MONEY, WHY THIS-" It's just like: "You're a fuckin idiot!" ack ack ack ackack Of course you would kick them out CUZ THEY'RE A MORAHN ACKACKACK...

That's a great point Derich, some restaurants serve Chinese food.

So, bottom line is this: there are a lot of people out there trying to hurt me and my family; but the best thing we can do is have a fun chill time and play some games, right? Sound good?

All this needs is a mention of not getting a tip in over some odd minutes and he doesn't understand why because the audience is the one who wanted him to play it in the first place and it will be golden.

 

[Iron Father]

I don't know why some of you get so worked up when Philbert hits his monetary goals.

It makes the whole thing funnier in my eyes. Just knowing that money is spent and he will be right back where he started. There is no winning for Philbert, he only lives to circle the drain another day.

The money thing doesn't bother me (except I guess when "detractors"/"trolls" shower him with money).
But I assume for alotta people here, he's been "circling the drain" for a decade and it just sounds like cope now.

 

[Jasper2K]

Daves really going to hold it against the audience that they voted for signalis over re 0. Re0 would have saved the house dude.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

slayer 'did the right thing' by gifting him memberships, lmao.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Outsyder if you can hear this past all the acks, sniffs and snorts - what the fuck is your career? What do you do or not do that affords you the time to craft TIHYDPs of absurd length these days?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There's plenty out there. He just knows it will expose him as the fraud he is. Plus, he'd rather controller boycott all day anyway.

The only game he confirmed he'll "play" is WWE 2k22 and yeah that's just a controller boycott because he'll just sim matches like always and spazz out like a child when he sees the half-naked men do wrestling moves to each other.

Outsyder will still somehow make a 15 hour video from a 12 hour playthrough.

I dunno if they read the Farms but holy fuck if they want people to actually watch content how about making those things 2 hours of the best moments

There's a pretty good Nioh 1 TIHYDP I watched which just showed off him dying to bosses and it was just 1 hour long, his playthrough was around 50 hours long. Pocok's TIHYDP of Nioh 1 is good too, it's 3 hrs and along with the main game it shows him Phailing at the Alpha and Beta build, as well as him RQing the DLC. The game also released back in 2017, so before the guide reading, handholding and stalling simulators that 90% of his begthroughs have become so you could get actual material to work with.

On the flipside, the Outsyder made a TIHYDP of the Nioh 2 Alpha that was an hour long. That's right the fucking ALPHA, which only has 2 stages, a main mission and a much shorter side one. His Nioh 2 TIHYDP is 9 fucking hours long. A lot of the length of his TIHYPDs are also because he includes a lot of begging and stalling. And I mean, I get it, it's Phail's main brand now but it's also fucking boring so why include it? The only person who makes TIHYDP-style content I can recommend nowadays is Catroller. He makes half an hour edited-style compilations of DSP phailing at CoD and SF6. No stalling, no begging, no bullshit, just showing off Phil dying in CoD/losing in Street Fighter.

 

[Dona Morte]

Does anyone else hope one of his eyes will pop out one day?

 

[blahblahblah678]

Does anyone else hope one of his eyes will pop out one day?
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In an alternate universe, Jasper Kitty would have gouged Phil's eyes out with his good claws.

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like Phil's dents are spend. Only 112 $ for a day and his memberships are down to 560? They better step it up soon. But don'T worry Dead Space 1 Remake will save the channel (oh please please bring back Isaac Heimmler)

 

[Crooked 16th]

Looks like Phil's dents are spend. Only 112 $ for a day and his memberships are down to 560? They better step it up soon. But don'T worry Dead Space 1 Remake will save the channel (oh please please bring back Isaac Heimmler)

The early tax returns should start coming in this week and next so don't worry the channel will be saved.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

The only game he confirmed he'll "play" is WWE 2k22 and yeah that's just a controller boycott because he'll just sim matches like always and spazz out like a child when he sees the half-naked men do wrestling moves to each other.


There's a pretty good Nioh 1 TIHYDP I watched which just showed off him dying to bosses and it was just 1 hour long, his playthrough was around 50 hours long. Pocok's TIHYDP of Nioh 1 is good too, it's 3 hrs and along with the main game it shows him Phailing at the Alpha and Beta build, as well as him RQing the DLC. The game also released back in 2017, so before the guide reading, handholding and stalling simulators that 90% of his begthroughs have become so you could get actual material to work with.

On the flipside, the Outsyder made a TIHYDP of the Nioh 2 Alpha that was an hour long. That's right the fucking ALPHA, which only has 2 stages, a main mission and a much shorter side one. His Nioh 2 TIHYDP is 9 fucking hours long. A lot of the length of his TIHYPDs are also because he includes a lot of begging and stalling. And I mean, I get it, it's Phail's main brand now but it's also fucking boring so why include it? The only person who makes TIHYDP-style content I can recommend nowadays is Catroller. He makes half an hour edited-style compilations of DSP phailing at CoD and SF6. No stalling, no begging, no bullshit, just showing off Phil dying in CoD/losing in Street Fighter.

Outsyder and Vault Boy are unwatchable. Carl Eusebius, Catroller and Sufyan Aljamal are the ones I reccomend.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

I haven’t watched Phil properly in like a year - I watch the clips on here and Twitter on my small phone.

I heard the Daily Beg was quite juicy so booted it up on my pc today.

Jesus Fucking Christ, he looks awful. I don’t know if it’s not watching him for a year or the new lighting.
I’m not just saying it because it’s Phil, if a friend or relative looked like that I’d be taking them aside for a quiet word to ask if everything is ok in their life.

The dude needs lifestyle changes now. Badly. It’s not even funny. Despite his childish act and T-shirts and toys, he’s not a child, he’s getting older. His body badly needs some looking after.

Lichdom is the price of eternal life. Whatever he is turning into, it is unholy and his way to life eternal. Long after we are dead he still will be begging.