Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Flaming Dumpster said:
He has mostly been talking about random nonsense on his IRC channel too. Last Kiwi Farms related message was when the glue records dropped off and he barely even got a tinge of excitement and immediately assumed Epik screwed something up. Interestingly he did ban a random user and claimed they were a super scary Kiwi Farms spy!
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* lizthegrey sets ban on *!~foone_@user/foone/x-8730346
* lizthegrey sets ban on *!*@18.214.13.14
* lizthegrey has kicked foone_ from ##lizthegrey-chatter (foone_)
<@lizthegrey> one kiwi spy down (I've been sitting on this one for a while, the real foone is on libera and is not that foone_)
* lizthegrey sets ban on *!*@ec2-18-214-13-14.compute-1.amazonaws.com
<@lizthegrey> that being said, as per warning in MOTD, I cannot guarantee that all of em are kicked, so assume anything you say may be logged and quoted out of context, but the indicators were there flashing neon colours for this one.
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<@lizthegrey> omg my partner Ellen just said the funniest thing: "1 catgirl bapping at Capitalism can't topple it, but a 1000 catgirls bapping at capitalism? That's the power of collective community action."
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Without capitalism, Elliot Dong gone "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of hoenycomb.io would not be able to cut his dick off and troon out.

It's the Chinese new year, Elliot. 🐇🧧🧨你好嘛？ I have been spending some nice post-rona time with friends and family, eating greasy chinamen food and talking about dumb shit that doesn't matter like how my cat got stuck in a Christmas tree. What have you been up to, did you meet with your parents?

So sad. No one loves you, shameful, you're a disgrace to your family and your race.
It's the year of a rabbit, which symbolises a leap forward. I hope you take a great leap forward off a short cliff you disgusting eunuch rapist.
 
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AltisticRight said:
It's the year of a rabbit, which symbolises a leap forward. I hope you take a great leap forward off a short cliff you disgusting eunuch rapist.
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While the rest of humanity intends to leap forward with the rest of this decade, Elliot wishes to emulate Chairman Mao's idea of a Great Leap Forward on this most auspicious Year of the Rabbit.
 
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Dread First said:
While the rest of humanity intends to leap forward with the rest of this decade, Elliot wishes to emulate Chairman Mao's idea of a Great Leap Forward on this most auspicious Year of the Rabbit.
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Chairman Mao's great leap forward killed numerous petit bourgeois capitalists and actual communists (many millions, or x500+ more than Pinochet's measly helicopter trips).

Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io can never be so based. He only killed his manhood.

Mothers were champions during the ROC and subsequent Mao rule, breeding en masse to fight the imperial Japanese, all while Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io roleplays as a crude mockery of the opposite sex, envisions himself in gross asphyxiaphilia porn, and menacingly forces himself on the ones that dare to reject his sexual advances.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Chairman Mao's great leap forward killed numerous petit bourgeois capitalists and actual communists (many millions, or x500+ more than Pinochet's measly helicopter trips).

Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io can never be so based. He only killed his manhood.

Mothers were champions during the ROC and subsequent Mao rule, breeding en masse to fight the imperial Japanese, all while Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io roleplays as a crude mockery of the opposite sex, envisions himself in gross asphyxiaphilia porn, and menacingly forces himself on the ones that dare to reject his sexual advances.
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我道歉. 我不是有意無禮.

I keep forgetting that comparing Elliot to something else ultimately vindicates what I'm comparing it to.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Chairman Mao's great leap forward killed numerous petit bourgeois capitalists and actual communists (many millions, or x500+ more than Pinochet's measly helicopter trips).

Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io can never be so based. He only killed his manhood.

Mothers were champions during the ROC and subsequent Mao rule, breeding en masse to fight the imperial Japanese, all while Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the rapist CTO of honeycomb.io roleplays as a crude mockery of the opposite sex, envisions himself in gross asphyxiaphilia porn, and menacingly forces himself on the ones that dare to reject his sexual advances.
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While I disagree with Mao's Cultural Revolution, I can intellectually comprehend the perverse ideology.
I stil don't understand what honeycomb does.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
While I disagree with Mao's Cultural Revolution, I can intellectually comprehend the perverse ideology.
I stil don't understand what honeycomb does.
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After some thought I think there may be some similarities. The goal of the Cultural Revolution was to expose capitalists who had infiltrated The Party. The goal of Honeycomb.io is to infiltrate tech companies to expose their employees to rape. One main difference is that I don't think even Honeycomb.io could rape tens of millions of people over just a decade, especially not with Field CTO Liz Fong-Jones' health and stamina issues.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
After some thought I think there may be some similarities. The goal of the Cultural Revolution was to expose capitalists who had infiltrated The Party. The goal of Honeycomb.io is to infiltrate tech companies to expose their employees to rape. One main difference is that I don't think even Honeycomb.io could rape tens of millions of people over just a decade, especially not with Field CTO Liz Fong-Jones' health and stamina issues.
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You have put more thought in this than Donger.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
After some thought I think there may be some similarities. The goal of the Cultural Revolution was to expose capitalists who had infiltrated The Party. The goal of Honeycomb.io is to infiltrate tech companies to expose their employees to rape. One main difference is that I don't think even Honeycomb.io could rape tens of millions of people over just a decade, especially not with Field CTO Liz Fong-Jones' health and stamina issues.
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Be careful. Elliot, who as we know follows his thread here religiously, may read this and think "Challenge accepted".
 
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