Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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CoolSixtyNiner said:
God. Troon "tits" genuinely make me sick. Sterling has a pair that may be worse but only marginally and only because hes older, fatter and British.
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Those are just moobs. Troon tits from HRT are repulsive, like tube socks filled with bacon grease. You know that's what Luke has on his chest.
 
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Quick tweet recap (incomplete due to Lucas being boring)
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NeverHaram the goat fr fr no cap on god 💯.
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Deleted tweet responding to Tyler Sternbach posting a TikTok video he made.
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I am not archiving that video.
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Punished Puck said:
Even odds that nick takes him up on that offer
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For real, Nick and Lucas are practically made for each other. Let's count the similarities:

1) Both are edgy
2) Both are virgins (Lucas getting ass fucked doesn't count)
3) Both are FAGGOTS
4) Both are egotistical
5) Both hate Kiwifarms
6) Both hate women
7) Both are grifters with inconsistent principles
8) Both occupy a residency made for more one person all by themselves
9) Both are fascinated with underaged catboys
10) Both are fading into irrelevance and are desperate for content

...and the list goes on I'm sure. Once they get into an inevitable Twitter spat and realize how similar their situations are, I look forward to the gayest debate of all time, hosted by Ethan Ralph on the one and only #Killstream.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Muh fybruh.
Of course he fucking does. Why aren't I surprised.
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I didn't even know people did Circle Tweets... of course if anyone was going to do it then it was going to be Keffals.
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Quick tweet recap (incomplete due to Lucas being boring)
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I thought the "run over by a train" was an indication that Keffals went to the gym again and was feeling fatigue... but then I saw it
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I assure you that this isn't edited.

Now for the 24th Jan stream recap since apparently I'm a glutton for punishment:
  • Once again being unable to commit to a single idea Keffals is now split on whether to leave Twitch and move the streams to Youtube.
  • Keffals is blackpilled and no longer "gives a fuck anymore" because the Trans crowd are constantly dragging them online. Keffals is being more and more misogynistic recently by suggesting that "Trans Women experience some gender euphoria for once by shutting the fuck up"
  • Keemstar offered for Keffals to go on Drama Alert to talk with the Quartering if Keem can set it up, of course Keffals loves this idea so expect the Keemstar discourse/cancellation to continue. Keffals ignored concerns by once again reiterating how they 'no longer care'
  • "I spent a year trying to get people to like me and I realized that no matter what I do people are not going to like me"
  • FarLeftShark seems to be one of the mods/fans who are bankrolling Keffals, giving out x5 subs at a time multiple times in a row, I saw them do it 2 days ago in DemonMama's stream chat the other day when Keffals was being discussed as well.
  • Keffals had a discussion with BadEmpanada and started off by saying how telling people to kill themselves IS NEVER okay, later is forced to admit that they'd told Flamenco to kill themself. Promptly ends call within 5 minutes of this.
  • Keffals spends the last 15 minutes on stream trying to calm down and 'I'm not owned!'ing, abruptly ends the stream after not being able to chill out.
Now that it's the 25th of January we can see how the Twitch subscriber count looks exactly a month after the last "white name genocide"/Festive stream ended. We've gone from 1090 Subscribers to 887 so a reasonable drop.
 
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I know I'm just bumping this, but... yeah, what a nothingburger.
Here was I, months ago, thinking that Keffals was going to fucking nuke this site forever.
For someone that is (alledgely) famous and with 147.5K followers on Twitter, Keffals seems to only be recognized when spergging with others online about some bullshit 1st world non-issue.
Oh well, life goes on.

Also, what happened to that whole "Communist" streamer thing?
 
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Punished Neco said:
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I didn't even know people did Circle Tweets... of course if anyone was going to do it then it was going to be Keffals.

I thought the "run over by a train" was an indication that Keffals went to the gym again and was feeling fatigue... but then I saw it
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I assure you that this isn't edited.

Now for the 24th Jan stream recap since apparently I'm a glutton for punishment:
  • Once again being unable to commit to a single idea Keffals is now split on whether to leave Twitch and move the streams to Youtube.
  • Keffals is blackpilled and no longer "gives a fuck anymore" because the Trans crowd are constantly dragging them online. Keffals is being more and more misogynistic recently by suggesting that "Trans Women experience some gender euphoria for once by shutting the fuck up"
  • Keemstar offered for Keffals to go on Drama Alert to talk with the Quartering if Keem can set it up, of course Keffals loves this idea so expect the Keemstar discourse/cancellation to continue. Keffals ignored concerns by once again reiterating how they 'no longer care'
  • "I spent a year trying to get people to like me and I realized that no matter what I do people are not going to like me"
  • FarLeftShark seems to be one of the mods/fans who are bankrolling Keffals, giving out x5 subs at a time multiple times in a row, I saw them do it 2 days ago in DemonMama's stream chat the other day when Keffals was being discussed as well.
  • Keffals had a discussion with BadEmpanada and started off by saying how telling people to kill themselves IS NEVER okay, later is forced to admit that they'd told Flamenco to kill themself. Promptly ends call within 5 minutes of this.
  • Keffals spends the last 15 minutes on stream trying to calm down and 'I'm not owned!'ing, abruptly ends the stream after not being able to chill out.
Now that it's the 25th of January we can see how the Twitch subscriber count looks exactly a month after the last "white name genocide"/Festive stream ended. We've gone from 1090 Subscribers to 887 so a reasonable drop.
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Goddamn lol he's one fat motherfucker.
Straight up busting out of that faggy dress he's got on.
 
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Punished Neco said:
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I didn't even know people did Circle Tweets... of course if anyone was going to do it then it was going to be Keffals.

I thought the "run over by a train" was an indication that Keffals went to the gym again and was feeling fatigue... but then I saw it
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I assure you that this isn't edited.

Now for the 24th Jan stream recap since apparently I'm a glutton for punishment:
  • Once again being unable to commit to a single idea Keffals is now split on whether to leave Twitch and move the streams to Youtube.
  • Keffals is blackpilled and no longer "gives a fuck anymore" because the Trans crowd are constantly dragging them online. Keffals is being more and more misogynistic recently by suggesting that "Trans Women experience some gender euphoria for once by shutting the fuck up"
  • Keemstar offered for Keffals to go on Drama Alert to talk with the Quartering if Keem can set it up, of course Keffals loves this idea so expect the Keemstar discourse/cancellation to continue. Keffals ignored concerns by once again reiterating how they 'no longer care'
  • "I spent a year trying to get people to like me and I realized that no matter what I do people are not going to like me"
  • FarLeftShark seems to be one of the mods/fans who are bankrolling Keffals, giving out x5 subs at a time multiple times in a row, I saw them do it 2 days ago in DemonMama's stream chat the other day when Keffals was being discussed as well.
  • Keffals had a discussion with BadEmpanada and started off by saying how telling people to kill themselves IS NEVER okay, later is forced to admit that they'd told Flamenco to kill themself. Promptly ends call within 5 minutes of this.
  • Keffals spends the last 15 minutes on stream trying to calm down and 'I'm not owned!'ing, abruptly ends the stream after not being able to chill out.
Now that it's the 25th of January we can see how the Twitch subscriber count looks exactly a month after the last "white name genocide"/Festive stream ended. We've gone from 1090 Subscribers to 887 so a reasonable drop.
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Got any clips about BadEmpanada debate? Sounds like a fun chat to listen to even if only the last 5 min, also god bless your sacrifice to listen to her for more than 3 minutes
 
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