DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Not Playing Games]

How is the Oblivion playthrough coming along? I watched Tevin's streams of the first two sessions and he was in full-on clown mode, singing, spending as little time as possible fighting by farting around in the persuasion mini game, and complaining that he couldn't find clearly signposted stores in town. I assume about a week or so later he's completely deflated and sick of it.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

So Forspoken, a game which isn't really going to be his ballgame. But still the latest game that is out.
And what does he do stream today? Oblivion, a reaction on footbal adverts? Oof he really is the finger on the pulse. Or ought I say Dried up BONE!
He is getting soo lazy. So many games he could play, but he won't because other games are free. Maybe they are free but do they get the views? No!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

So people that open their eyes wide are psychopathic killers? The expression doesn't match at all, what point are you trying to make?

Guys, DSP is not the devil incarnate. Let's not spin this shit out of proportion. He's a begging low-life that sucks at the easiest job in the world and a liar and an asshole to boot, but he's not the monster under your bed.

No he’s not the devil but he’s definitely more on the sociopathic side of things. I find it hard to believe he’s capable of empathy

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

No he’s not the devil but he’s definitely more on the sociopathic side of things. I find it hard to believe he’s capable of empathy

Never been a fan of diagnosing someone else's mental state.
I mean maybe he is, but that has nothing to do with the pictures that guy shared. Literally the only thing in common was eyes being open wide.
It's not James The Lesser levels of making stuff up to shit on Phil, but it's just stupid IMO.
Can't we just point and laugh? Isn't that what this forum is meant to be?

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

I sometimes feel that "Phil" and "Phil 30 Seconds Later" are two totally different people. He contradicts himself minute to minute. If it wasn't for the fact he has absolutely no self-awareness I'd say he was trying to be funny or cause drama.

He is a different person every second, or at least thats the pattern you start to pick up on as you watch. He contradicts himself every other sentence and for any strong, declarative statement he makes, you can find the opposite being said less than a year prior.

Phil is always going to say what gets him what he wants, regardless of what he may actually believe, which is why he flip flops so often within seconds.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Discreetly LIMBED, no calling out the Fuhrer’s hypocrisy allowed

 

[Tears for T]

Oh Phil, he don't have the money to have a child, sure he don't. That happens when someone gives all the money and attention to Hogan.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

"My newest Short has 1,700 views and 83 likes!"

OOF! I would never admit to that terrible-ass ratio on a live stream!

What are the dislikes though, Phil?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

How is the Oblivion playthrough coming along? I watched Tevin's streams of the first two sessions and he was in full-on clown mode, singing, spending as little time as possible fighting by farting around in the persuasion mini game, and complaining that he couldn't find clearly signposted stores in town. I assume about a week or so later he's completely deflated and sick of it.

It's hardly a playthrough right now. Just used as a platform to beg and have some cult speak with the Triple Triad (Slayer, Derich, Jayde).

Hasn't got the PER YOUR REQURESTED yet despite it doing just as bad as Signalis, the game YOU, yes YOU, voted for but chose not to support.

Never been a fan of diagnosing someone else's mental state.
I mean maybe he is, but that has nothing to do with the pictures that guy shared. Literally the only thing in common was eyes being open wide.
It's not James The Lesser levels of making stuff up to shit on Phil, but it's just stupid IMO.
Can't we just point and laugh? Isn't that what this forum is meant to be?

I'm not a fan of diagnosing people either but let's say I wouldn't want this Funny Head Shape Man part of Grug's tribe.

He radiates an aura that repels everyone. There is something very off about him which makes him interesting to watch.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's hardly a playthrough right now. Just used as a platform to beg and have some cult speak with the Triple Triad (Slayer, Derich, Jayde).

Hasn't got the PER YOUR REQURESTED yet despite it doing just as bad as Signalis, the game YOU, yes YOU, voted for but chose not to support.


I'm not a fan of diagnosing people either but let's say I wouldn't want this Funny Head Shape Man part of Grug's tribe.

He radiates an aura that repels everyone. There is something very off about him which makes him interesting to watch.

I would have gone with Triple Tard Triad. (or just Tard Triad for short)

 

[clothes in my closet]

Can't we just point and laugh? Isn't that what this forum is meant to be?

That's exactly what the eye comparison was, it was a funny joke. Stop being a faggot.


In other news, the ring light is such a detractor, we're getting horrifying glimpses of Phil's completely baren scalp every day now.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So begging Phil is officially back. He's just evolved from the beg tweet to the beg short.

Phil would be the only Pokemon you'd catch that would demand money each time you brought him out. Then would bitch about his opponent using bugged moves.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Just wanted to share this with everyone:

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It's actually funny cause *snort* I watch other lets players with Khet and I'm better than they are most of the time

 

[Gout]

So my fellow armchair doctors, I'm genuinely curious if anybody knows or has an idea as to why Phil's face is so swollen? Is it actually the drink? Or is it due to his sinuses being messed up for 10+ years that he's essentially swelling up because of it? Will be interesting to see how he looks in another year or two, because right now it's pretty fucking bad.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's exactly what the eye comparison was, it was a funny joke. Stop being a faggot.


In other news, the ring light is such a detractor, we're getting horrifying glimpses of Phil's completely baren scalp every day now.

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ugh.......................the grease

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Just wanted to share this with everyone:

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Gonna kinda defend Dave here, I know, blasphemy. First shot was just controller aim, slight compensation turns into massive compensation. Second I think is a bit bullshit, you see it splash behind the guy - I think that should've been a hit but it is very close. Third shot I don't even fucking know, he didn't even try to make adjustments.

I swear this game has aim assist, is it just not for scoped firearms?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil would be the only Pokemon you'd catch that would demand money each time you brought him out. Then would bitch about his opponent using bugged moves.

Final Fantasy 10 Yojimbo. He only attacks if you pay him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Gonna kinda defend Dave here, I know, blasphemy. First shot was just controller aim, slight compensation turns into massive compensation. Second I think is a bit bullshit, you see it splash behind the guy - I think that should've been a hit but it is very close. Third shot I don't even fucking know, he didn't even try to make adjustments.

I swear this game has aim assist, is it just not for scoped firearms?

those shots are a lot closer than some of the other shots i've seen

Final Fantasy 10 Yojimbo. He only attacks if you pay him.

except phil's biggest attack is still shit and comes late
or he says "it was just a trailer" and runs off

 

[Lady Adjani]

So my fellow armchair doctors, I'm genuinely curious if anybody knows or has an idea as to why Phil's face is so swollen? Is it actually the drink? Or is it due to his sinuses being messed up for 10+ years that he's essentially swelling up because of it? Will be interesting to see how he looks in another year or two, because right now it's pretty fucking bad.

Horrible diet, heavy drinking, old age, zero exposure to sunlight and no exercise whatsoever. I'd honestly be surprised if he gets past 50 without any major health incidents.

 

[Free Jasper]

I’d give it a 5% chance he gets to 50 without either a health incident or a major lifestyle change.