Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr Moonface said:
Piggy must of been reading this thread, he just tweeted out a deranged sermon about the vaxx:

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Yeah, that totally happened. Notice the timestamps, it took him 45 minutes to shit that out. No wonder he hasn't released a book in nearly three years.
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"Yesterday, my church group had the misfortune eating lunch next to a loud, effeminate, obese slob in a Brewers hat after services. He spent his entire visit staring at his phone furiously writing something, and didn't a single time look up and acknowledge our servers or anyone around him, muttering something under his breath about "cyber stalkers" and breathing heavily like he had just run in a marathon. He was wearing an N95 mask for some reason but still scarfed down his food like a starved dog with a steak thrown in front of it, making horrible noises as he adeptly shoveled food inside the mask towards his face that will likely haunt my dreams the rest of my days. He clearly had a great deal of practice at this trick. I'm not entirely sure if he was a sodomite or not, but his mannerisms and appearance were prissy to the point where I can't imagine he wasn't. He began changing color and scoffing when our group began discussing amongst ourselves the COVID vaccine and the current health of one of our friends, muttering quietly what sounded like bits of rage-fueled insults towards us while staring at his phone. What counterpoints I could make out weren't especially impressive, sounding as though they had come from somebody who dropped out of community college or had a 1.7 GPA in high school. There are many documented side effects and health risks at this point associated with it, including heart issues and strokes, a concern now shared by many Americans based on surveys, and we discussed our concerns and share what we'd recently read. When my nana tried to go to the bathroom at one point, a path which the fat man in the Brewers hat blocked due to his morbid obesity pushing his chair from the table all the way to the wall, he refused to move and said "You're not going anywhere, antivaxxer child" in the most condescending, sassy voice I'd ever heard. He actually made the feeble 80-something woman walk around to the other side. Upon returning, Nana said that his stench was unbearable, and she almost passed out trying to get by him. I was tempted to get up and confront him, but knew that my nana and Jesus wouldn't want me to do so. We tipped 30% like usual that we are blessed to be able to do due to our having wonderful real jobs, unlike people that pretend to be an author but have sold like a thousand books, then we left. That horrible, disgusting man will be in my prayers, as an unlovable wretch like him clearly needs them more than anyone else in the world does."
 
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Now he is being a poser on twitter, pretending to know shit about fog of war and foreign policy.

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Didn't he say you could disable tanks with water ballons or something incredibly dumb back when the war began?

SpiceyHuman said:
Why do they ALL have that slouching posture???
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OK_Cogitator said:
Kyphosis thanks to cross-sex HRT fucking up bone density is a theory.
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If you really wanna know, check out this post made by Um... in the Liz-Consent Accident thread. In short, men who chop off their balls will get brittle bones and end up looking like ghouls.
 
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RCR said:
It has now been 327 days since Patrick predicted the Russian Military would collapse "within days"

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Clearly what Ukraine needs to win this is for Pat to get Putin's phone number so he can instruct him, many thousands of times, to cease military harassment.
 
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I don't know if anyone has said this before but Patrick looks very similar to a young Doug Hutchinson, particularly in the episodes of The X Files where he played Eugene Tooms. If Patrick were 20 years younger and not fat they would be almost twins.

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Go ahead and try to tell me this isn't Fat Rick. The deepfake potential is immense.

No child, I am not a genetically mutated serial killer from 1873 who hibernates for 30 years at a time. That is your delusion.
 
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