Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Looks like it starts before that mark. I've skipped back about 20 minutes and he mentions her like they've already been talking about. Another good search term is Portland.
I'm actually uploading that stream to my account as a private vid to see if I can get YT to caption it. Someone will probably get it all clipped before then tho.

It begins with a discussion about spanking, but the story about Drexel and the girl really starts around around the 5:50:00 mark where he talks about the mom among other things.

You're right!

 

[chudbere]

I'm also going through transcripts and there are so many it's hard to get all the details from so many videos where he's mentioned her but here's the details I've gleaned:

-She was the daughter of a friend, he knew her since she was 13.
-She lived in Portland during BLM riots and Covid. He took her to a bondage club called Sanctuary in Portland on one occasion.
-He mentions going to Univeral Studios with her when her softball team went, she was a college junior and he claimed that she was not "his sub" yet at that point. Average age of a college junior is around 20-21.
-The mom flipped out when she eventually found out and couldn't believe her daughter was into BDSM stuff
-He mentioned going to a movie with her and her mom "when we were still on good terms" called Nocturnal Animals, which I checked and it came out in 2016.
-One of the earliest mentions of her is from October 2019. He talks about her a LOT during 2020, which is when I presume a lot of their relationship was going on.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

I'm also going through transcripts and there are so many it's hard to get all the details from so many videos where he's mentioned her but here's the details I've gleaned:

-She was the daughter of a friend, he knew her since she was 13.
-She lived in Portland during BLM riots and Covid
-He mentions going to Univeral Studios with her when her softball team went, she was a college junior and he claimed that she was not "his sub" yet at that point. Average age of a college junior is around 20-21.
-The mom flipped out when she eventually found out and couldn't believe her daughter was into BDSM stuff
-He mentioned going to a movie with her and her mom "when we were still on good terms" called Nocturnal Animals, which I checked and it came out in 2016.

Here's another one, about being cucked out of his sub's surprise party because of the mom. Starts about a minute in
https://youtu.be/h12L3DUmcrM

 

[TheClappening]

Almost forgot, it's the Rittenhouse show tonight. I'll actually watch. I suspect this'll be one of his bigger shows, since, you know, most people followed him because of law shit.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Almost forgot, it's the Rittenhouse show tonight. I'll actually watch. I suspect this'll be one of his bigger shows, since, you know, most people followed him because of law shit.

Prepare yourself for non stop "Now Kyle, do you prefer to take your wine moms with a balldo or without?"

I hope I'm wrong about that one though.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I would enjoy it if Rekieta tries to rag on Kyle for his TikTok cringe and he flips it on him with that locals bullshit he's been doing.

 

[Potatoherder]

Prepare yourself for non stop "Now Kyle, do you prefer to take your wine moms with a balldo or without?"

I hope I'm wrong about that one though.

Not looking promising on rumble. These are the first two paid chats to come in.

In Kermit voice: Kyle, balls or no balls. Actually judging by your tik toks its obviously no balls. Run away from that as fast as you can and keep a good grip on your gun, not the pedo shooting one.

I just want to know: how old was the girl he was dating? Sometimes she looked older other times the way she wore her hair and dressed she looked barely legal. But also, when is he suing people?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Alright boys, what's the over-under on Nick embarrassing himself heavily tonight?

 

[Captain Manning]

She was the daughter of a friend, he knew her since she was 13.

Potential "yikes" there.

Glad to see you guys are on the case and making headway.

I would enjoy it if Rekieta tries to rag on Kyle for his TikTok cringe and he flips it on him with that locals bullshit he's been doing.

I think it would be funny if at some point he says "Mr. Rekieta, I did not shoot degenerates just so you could be one on Locals" and then walks off.

It won't happen, but it would be fucking hilarious.

Also, Ty Beard's first appearance had "over 9,000" viewers. If he beats that, I would consider this a success.

 

[kidatari]

Rekieta bros we did it

 

[TheClappening]

Almost forgot, it's the Rittenhouse show tonight. I'll actually watch. I suspect this'll be one of his bigger shows, since, you know, most people

Also, Ty Beard's first appearance had "over 9,000" viewers. If he beats that, I would consider this a success.

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Are we talking guest interviews or all kinds of shows? I'm pretty sure his Vic/Monica/Ron deposition watches crushed any other non-trial show.


I will say, degeneracy notwithstanding, Nick's a very good host. Maybe, for just one night, I can forget that Nick's in Internet Famous.

 

[Phony Chicken]

I'll probably listen to the Rittenhouse interview tomorrow. Once question I'd like to see asked is how he's dealing with the PTSD. It's pretty personal but it was brought up in the trial so I think it's fair game to at least ask.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rumble is fucked. Switching to youtube.

So far rapport isn't very good. Nick is kind of struggling to keep him talking.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are we talking guest interviews or all kinds of shows? I'm pretty sure his Vic/Monica/Ron deposition watches crushed any other non-trial show.

I'm talking about Ty's very first appearance. The one where he broke 9.000 viewers on Youtube for first time and they did the Dragonball line.

I don't know what his highest of all time was. I'm merely setting what I would personally consider a very reasonable baseline figure for a successful show at this point.

Also, lots of this in Youtube chat. LOL.

EDIT:

 

[Potatoherder]

Did Nick just forget he needs to advertise his shows? He tweeted about it 5h ago and nothing else. Overall the lack of hype for this is confusing to me. He should have been on all his buddies shows hyping it up.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Hear ye! Hear ye! I now declare to you that the fulfillment of my promise to the Farms is (almost) apprehended! My script to log LOCALS chats is (mostly) running and I have the first substantial collection of data to share.



Before that a few disclaimers on this first dataset:

This first dataset is an incomplete archive of the Monday night chat. Hardware glitches and interruption of internet service (fixed now and rare, respectively) plagued this first outing.

In additional a script error caused the URL scrapes of the cdn links to be dropped. This has now been corrected and links should be present going forward

The programme also needs a function written to scrape embedded media like Twitter links that I will work on this week.



Over this week, I also hope to do a full de-bug to clean up unused code, and get the automatic chat switching working so that I do not have to re-start the programme every time there is a new chat created. Once working, the process and file generation should be automatic, and I should only have to post the files as they are completes. Over then next few weeks, I hope to add important features like reply-threading and other stats for funsies like a leaderboard for 'most messages in chat', 'longest time in chat', 'most images sent in chat' and the like.

In their current state, the archives do not need much post-processing to get to the state I will post them in(mainly text filtering to remove HTML tag via 'Find-Replace'). but this is not the limit of what is possible. I post only links to image/media posted to keep the archives small. The media can be downloaded into EXCEL via a VBA macro like this: https://www.extendoffice.com/documents/excel/4212-excel-insert-image-from-url.html if you are so inclined to do so. I aim to increase the useful data extracted--not the functionality--first.



Finally before the data itself, a final disclaimer as to purpose behind this script:

Nick, I know you will see this, or it will get back to you in some way. I have not embarked upon this little project out of any animus. In point of fact, I actually enjoyed your content for many years. You have simply become less and less entertaining to me over the last few months. Being told to 'fuck off' merely hastened the end of my enjoyment, but in no way did it give rise to the dissatisfaction. I have merely found a new way to make what you produce amusing to myself and others.

You know how the internet works and have opined upon it many times on your show. You are also an avowed free-speech absolutist. People can either stand by what they say 'in public' (Yes, your full chat is visible 5 messages at a time on your sign-up page as a preview to the PUBLIC and from where it can be effortlessly scraped without a paying subscription) or they can admit they do not actually believe or want free speech.

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Do not post it online if you do not want it talked about. Your own words attach to yourself. People on Kiwi Farms are (mostly) harmless asshats laughing at retards.

This archive presents people's true words in their FULL context and allows people to make up their own minds as to what has been said without editorial comment, framing, or selective censorship. People will make up their own minds what it means without any input from me.

Finally, remember the Prime Rule of the internet: Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you cry alone.

Hail Panoptes version 1.0.

Your username is so apt for this observation and archival project you did.

 

[AnOminous]

Did Nick just forget he needs to advertise his shows? He tweeted about it 5h ago and nothing else. Overall the lack of hype for this is confusing to me. He should have been on all his buddies shows hyping it up.

He's either too drunk or he just doesn't care for other reasons. Imagine he's Ethan Ralph, because that's how he's acting.

 

[TheClappening]

Rumble is fucked. Switching to youtube.

So far rapport isn't very good. Nick is kind of struggling to keep him talking.

I think Kyle's warming up to him. I think it's normal for the first few minutes for a brand new guest to be a little reserved until they get familiar.

As expected, pre-Kenosha, Kyle wanted to be a cop. Post-Kenosha, he's all fuck no.

Good job Binger. You took a kid who might've been a good cop and drove him away.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Alright boys, what's the over-under on Nick embarrassing himself heavily tonight?

Well the boomer already won't get the hint Kyle doesn't seem to be interested in guns after that shit show.

"I could have made a million dollars reviewing guns!!!"- Balldo

*visible come on man* from Kyle

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Holy shit Nick the kid barely escaped persecution and you field him questions like are you gonna start a gun review channel and said "I would have kept the deadly gun and auctioned it off". Fuck man.