Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

I have the last season on mute on the teevee and it's gross how much of last season was just body shaming.

I mean yeah he's fucking ROUMD but like...

There's an analogy that comes to mind: the barrel.

I am familiar with the analogy from gardening, so I will present it as such.

Picture a half-barrel, like for wine. It's a bunch of planks in a circle. Each plank represents a plant nutrient, like nitrogen or phosphorus. Plants can only grow to the capacity of the shortest plank. So if you have a literal shitton of nitrogen in there but calcium is weak, the shitton of nitrogen is doing nothing for the plants, they can't take advantage of it. But if you put down crushed oyster shells, you might see a big burst of plant growth.

Jazz's various issues seem like the planks in the barrel. Anxiety would be one, depression another, the stinkditch another...

Where I am going with this is that being fat is like the 7th shortest plank and I would speculate that if planks 1-6 were addressed, the fatness would stand a better chance of clearing up.

Did Sander go around with his shirt off all the time before Jazz got fat?
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Puberty Blockers DON'T work! He too is an early transitioner and got his dick & balls butchered at like 16. And now he has masculinized like a normal young man.
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Not a PS expert: just covered the blue halter and replaced it with a black men's top and anything that gives the false illusion of female (necklace, hair). There you can see the male shoulders and it's more obvious because the top has the shadow of male chest.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
I have the last season on mute on the teevee and it's gross how much of last season was just body shaming.

I mean yeah he's fucking ROUMD but like...

There's an analogy that comes to mind: the barrel.

I am familiar with the analogy from gardening, so I will present it as such.

Picture a half-barrel, like for wine. It's a bunch of planks in a circle. Each plank represents a plant nutrient, like nitrogen or phosphorus. Plants can only grow to the capacity of the shortest plank. So if you have a literal shitton of nitrogen in there but calcium is weak, the shitton of nitrogen is doing nothing for the plants, they can't take advantage of it. But if you put down crushed oyster shells, you might see a big burst of plant growth.

Jazz's various issues seem like the planks in the barrel. Anxiety would be one, depression another, the stinkditch another...

Where I am going with this is that being fat is like the 7th shortest plank and I would speculate that if planks 1-6 were addressed, the fatness would stand a better chance of clearing up.

Did Sander go around with his shirt off all the time before Jazz got fat?
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The problem here is, that the biggest and most destructive plank is: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN AND YOU GOT TROONED OUT AS A SMALL CHILD!

The second biggest one would be: YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY HAS BETRAYED YOU AND THEYRE ALL LYING TO YOU.

Start messing with those two planks though, and the entire barrel either goes 41% or explodes in a gruesome murder/suicide deal.

So yeah… No wonder that they’re all “Heh! You’re FAT JAZZ! Stop EATING SO MUCH!”
 
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I am still watching an old episode and I realized that part of Jazz's problem is that female spines curve to accommodate pregnancy (and by default, additional tits, ass, and gut). This is apparently visible at birth and they can use this to identify the sex of a skeleton!

You see a usual big gorl walking and her spine is like an S and she's keeping the center of gravity low, slumped a bit, walking with her pelvis, and using every ounce of counterbalance from back and ass that she can muster, but you watch Jazz walk around and he's doing the man thing of trying to straighten his spine and stick his chest out to carry weight.

That must be an unusually tiring method.
 
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hogdogmog said:
It is then revealed that Jeanette has GPS trackers on her children.
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This is obviously a condition of their contract with TLC but I bet Jeanette would have their phones tracked anyway.
Jacky Jennings said:
Griffen talking about how he's learning about pornography law, omg.
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He could just ask Sanders, whom I'm pretty sure is an expert on the topic.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
And you were expecting???
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>the guy who looks like Sam Bankman Fried going on a date with Jazz
>Sander going to law school (according to Tiktok he got A’s)
>there was an Ari sighting in the trailer, but the eldest Bloshinsky was MIA yet again.
>Jazz getting waxed
>didn’t elaborate on the Pornography law. Is Griffon a sperg who hates porn because it degrades women? Or a sleaze who is going to push the envelope to get precedents setting up for CP?
>some faggot(s) allegedly threatened Jazz’s life. It’s funny that Jeanette implied it was 4chan because there’s no way /tv/ would deny itself the kino of a detrans/suicide arc.

This was all just a recap, as if everyone hasn’t already binge watched the previous seasons.

I guess TLC has a lot of footage and they need to get their money’s worth.

The condom quip was disturbing but hilarious.
 
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NoReturn said:
Amino acids work the same way.
I wonder too, just how fucked up the whole family's diets are. They really don't seem to understand proper nutrition. It's pop-culture shit like "Salad is healthy".
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That and apparently loads of junk food and takeout for Jazz.

(Pretty sure it’s the same at Harvard. He’s lost a little late, probably because he doesn’t lay in bed all day, but the junk food body is still there.)

I always wondered how the f that was possible, given the tight leash Jeanette keeps on their cash cow.

She knows where and when he goes out, and unless she’s passed out on Xanax, surely she doesn’t miss Doordash coming by with a six pack of donuts and a tub of icecream.

So how exactly did Jazz get to be such a porker?

Something ain’t right.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
I am still watching an old episode and I realized that part of Jazz's problem is that female spines curve to accommodate pregnancy (and by default, additional tits, ass, and gut). This is apparently visible at birth and they can use this to identify the sex of a skeleton!

You see a usual big gorl walking and her spine is like an S and she's keeping the center of gravity low, slumped a bit, walking with her pelvis, and using every ounce of counterbalance from back and ass that she can muster, but you watch Jazz walk around and he's doing the man thing of trying to straighten his spine and stick his chest out to carry weight.

That must be an unusually tiring method.
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It's like... nature knows what it's doing?


Just by the video alone, women only balance hips side to side when walking, while men move the whole torso. Jazz has no hips to swing around, he has to move that whole unity of a body.
 
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