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If you genuinely want to know the answer to that, google 'fleshlight mannequin'. (Not recommended.)
Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker
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If you genuinely want to know the answer to that, google 'fleshlight mannequin'. (Not recommended.)
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Notable update: Kevin is clearly back in Virginia, and has bought another mannequin
"The Store For Stores" has a single location at 700 Tidewater Drive Norfolk, VA 23504
Door handle indicates he is living out of a hotel.
Geedunks party time.
The mannequin herself makes an account to comment on these photos:
OK what's even more disturbing about that comment is he's acknowledging that they're not real. I'm seriously flummoxed here
Jozef
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at least that mannequin he just got looks less shitty than the ones he had before lol
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While bumming around on the Internet, specifically to determine how well this site mapped the KF's network, I found this comment.
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I noticed 'realteenporn.org' was one of the connections!
Who's the horny bastard that's been overloading their servers?
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That IP belongs to Cloudflare, as do millions of websites. The website does an excruciatingly poor job at what it sets out to do.
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Now imagine somebody walking in the library with their kids, looking for something nice to read, only to find this crazed, homeless-looking man lip syncing randomly to a camera. The smell of latex and sulfur lingering in the air creating a stench of insanity and failure.
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He looks as soulless as one of his mannequins.
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I wonder if he lives at the library now and has smuggled the dolls in. The beard was an improvement.
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I wonder if he lives at the library now and has smuggled the dolls in. The beard was an improvement.
Can't wait till this fucker decides he's a woman and strolls into the lady's bathroom.
Jozef
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God damn he looks like a drugged up 50 year old man!
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Whoa, I thought this guy was dead. I remember back when he was getting attention on SomethingAwful and his brother came out of the woodwork to tell the goons everything. I think it's funny that he's still into the juggalo culture -- his sister was a juggalette back when his megathreads were active and the only picture of her was with clown makeup on. I'm not surprised that when his brother took over as his payee that he limited the amount Kevin had access to, as Kevin would frequently make stupid decisions like ordering cases of Bawls online and having it next-day shipped.
One of the things I remember from when he was still active was that he was obsessed with the band Squeeze and also with writing parody songs he called reduxes. He would take the band members' last names and use them when naming his sex dolls in a bizarre tribute of sorts. He wrote his own lyrics to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody (and many other songs) complaining about his special needs day program at the time, Beach House. He also had a set of "welcome home" instructions written for himself for when he got a new sex doll and would burn mix CDs for them to be played on arrival. That also reminds me, he claimed he discovered his longtime favorite Daphne was Latino because Spanish-language music began mysteriously appearing in his Winamp playlist (of course his dolls used the computer and listened to music).
His obsession with the movie Mannequin was also pretty amusing. He would watch it so frequently that when he was still living at home with his family, they forced him to sign a contract stating he would stop watching it every day and only on "special occasions". He wrote a lengthy screenplay ripping off the premise of Mannequin called "The Journey to Love" that went through several versions over the years.
Looking at his Disqus profile is funny because he hasn't changed at all: https://disqus.com/by/kevin_havens/?
One of the things I remember from when he was still active was that he was obsessed with the band Squeeze and also with writing parody songs he called reduxes. He would take the band members' last names and use them when naming his sex dolls in a bizarre tribute of sorts. He wrote his own lyrics to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody (and many other songs) complaining about his special needs day program at the time, Beach House. He also had a set of "welcome home" instructions written for himself for when he got a new sex doll and would burn mix CDs for them to be played on arrival. That also reminds me, he claimed he discovered his longtime favorite Daphne was Latino because Spanish-language music began mysteriously appearing in his Winamp playlist (of course his dolls used the computer and listened to music).
His obsession with the movie Mannequin was also pretty amusing. He would watch it so frequently that when he was still living at home with his family, they forced him to sign a contract stating he would stop watching it every day and only on "special occasions". He wrote a lengthy screenplay ripping off the premise of Mannequin called "The Journey to Love" that went through several versions over the years.
Looking at his Disqus profile is funny because he hasn't changed at all: https://disqus.com/by/kevin_havens/?
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Whoa. Those fucking teeth. Good GOD. His breath must smell horrendous.
Also, he's straight-up unhinged. He was always a little kooky, but this is full-on insanity. You can see it on his face and in his empty, soulless eyes.
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From what I can recall, he is just a malnourished alcoholic who smokes the occasional joint. But that face and teeth scream crystal meth.
V
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Kevin was always my favorite back in the day but now he's just... scary. I mean outwardly scary and not just someone who's secretly an online fuck-up. Dude needs a handler, bad.
I guess his body finally started reflecting his personality.
I guess his body finally started reflecting his personality.
D
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Much like some people miss Classic Chris, I miss fat Kevin Havens. Back then, he at least looked like a dopey, harmless sped instead of the homeless guy you sidestep on the sidewalk in order to avoid stepping in his puddle of urine.
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Kevin announced relations with a living breathing juggalo woman in early may who bears at least a slight resemblance to his ex, Kat. He started listing his location as hers, Atascadero, CA.
His doll gleefully announced the rapid souring of that relationship and gives us a new Havens bum portrait June 21st.
Of main interest seems to be the bottle, 805 blonde ale. It is a seasonal summer beer from firestone brewery, located 17min from Atascadero in current traffic. While beer from this brewery is distributed in Virginia their website is not showing that specific 805 blonde ale for sale anywhere in the state.
http://www.firestonebeer.com/find/?zip=23451,&miles=250&brand[]=&page=1#results
The reviews of firestone 805 are not very positive. Sounds like a beer palatable to budweiser fans who want to order something expensive and local, which many micro breweries go for with their blonde ale.
Likely he has somehow made it to California. I wonder with his 3 recent moves- half and then totally across the country: what of the dolls? As much as I love the idea of him taking them as carry on in a cross country greyhound, he has in the past put them in rental storage units.
His hair looks great, like it is freshly styled by a professional. There is mention of a phone upgrade to Samsung Galaxy J1 (verizon prepaid) from LG Volt 2 (boost mobile). With the huge bottle of beer we are probably looking at the aftermath of another Kevin blowing his SSDI check in a few hours. With the background, and again the huge bottle of beer he really couldn't get a more bummy looking photo if he was consciously trying.
His doll gleefully announced the rapid souring of that relationship and gives us a new Havens bum portrait June 21st.
Of main interest seems to be the bottle, 805 blonde ale. It is a seasonal summer beer from firestone brewery, located 17min from Atascadero in current traffic. While beer from this brewery is distributed in Virginia their website is not showing that specific 805 blonde ale for sale anywhere in the state.
http://www.firestonebeer.com/find/?zip=23451,&miles=250&brand[]=&page=1#results
The reviews of firestone 805 are not very positive. Sounds like a beer palatable to budweiser fans who want to order something expensive and local, which many micro breweries go for with their blonde ale.
Likely he has somehow made it to California. I wonder with his 3 recent moves- half and then totally across the country: what of the dolls? As much as I love the idea of him taking them as carry on in a cross country greyhound, he has in the past put them in rental storage units.
His hair looks great, like it is freshly styled by a professional. There is mention of a phone upgrade to Samsung Galaxy J1 (verizon prepaid) from LG Volt 2 (boost mobile). With the huge bottle of beer we are probably looking at the aftermath of another Kevin blowing his SSDI check in a few hours. With the background, and again the huge bottle of beer he really couldn't get a more bummy looking photo if he was consciously trying.
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He's looking a lot better than he has the past few years. Do you have any of the pics of the juggalette?
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sure...
from the relationship announcement on May 3rd to pictured with this guy June 6th, that was really quick if a cross country move was involved.
What a tattoo.
I wonder if he was nah'd at first sight. Surely his living situation seeming to be at a library had something to do with the rapid progression. He has mentioned in the past all of his online doll websites are filtered from public wifi, which is at least partially responsible for the lack of big text updates with so much seeming to happen.
from the relationship announcement on May 3rd to pictured with this guy June 6th, that was really quick if a cross country move was involved.
What a tattoo.
I wonder if he was nah'd at first sight. Surely his living situation seeming to be at a library had something to do with the rapid progression. He has mentioned in the past all of his online doll websites are filtered from public wifi, which is at least partially responsible for the lack of big text updates with so much seeming to happen.