Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cherenkovblue]

Maybe Null was right, maybe anime is a mistake.
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"If you only knew how bad things really are..."

 

[JackoVerde]

Wait, was Rekieta actually drunk during the the interview? Not just a little toasted, but properly three drinks in and wasted?

i think at this point, 3 drinks probably dont do much for him
unless hes on that hardcore everclear stuff
more like 10 drinks

 

[dustnight]

-Kyle's response to Nick suggestion that he should take photos wearing his girlfriend's underwear.

I'm sorry... WUT???

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

The reason that is so hard to find stuff with Drex is because his shit is literally this on Nick's streams:

Nick, Nick, Nick. These hoes ain't real, I seen them married white bitches getting trains ran on them. I was in the lifestyle and I was setting up orgies and shit. Also, remember the time you and I did X in school? Remember when X (extremely degenerate) video came out? Fuck these black women, fuck the government, fuck black men who are gangbangers cause they ain't shit. Don't get married they're (gov + ex-wife) gonna rip you a new asshole in marriage if the woman leaves.

Jesus Christ that spot on...

 

[Procrastinhater]

For any fathers out there, is there any truth to Drex's notion that no man wants a daughter?

Edit:
Having a daughter is punishment
Starts at 1:20:00

Lol I get what he means in a way. Especially when they hit their teens it's a constant worry that they're gonna put you in a position where you catch charges over some dumbass horny teenage boy or worse, but I've never considered having daughters a punishment. Then again we don't have boys so I don't know any different.
Maybe I am being punished. Lord knows I've done enough shit to be punished for.
As a parent you worry about your kids. I guess with girls it's a different kind of worry.
My Dad always said when you have daughters you worry because you don't want them meeting a boy that's like you used to be when you were young.
Maybe there's some truth to it.
I don't see anything bad in what he was saying there, he's just joking around.

 

[Potatoherder]

$714 in 58(41 unique) rumble rants. Overall a good night. Chat was smaller than yesterdays chat by about 200KiB.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

The reason that is so hard to find stuff with Drex is because his shit is literally this on Nick's streams:

Nick, Nick, Nick. These hoes ain't real, I seen them married white bitches getting trains ran on them. I was in the lifestyle and I was setting up orgies and shit. Also, remember the time you and I did X in school? Remember when X (extremely degenerate) video came out? Fuck these black women, fuck the government, fuck black men who are gangbangers cause they ain't shit. Don't get married they're (gov + ex-wife) gonna rip you a new asshole in marriage if the woman leaves.

This 100%. I usually capsulate is as “Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, look look look I’m telling you… ooga booga nigger shit.”

Irl vid of Drex dancing for rain

 

[ForTheHoard]

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Sums up tonight.

"Uh, sir? This is an Arby's."

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I'm not even watching this and I'm getting second-hand cringebarassment from reading the comments here.

Back on the topic of Drex, I found his very first appearance on Nick's stream from October 2018, and he brings up that he just went to Sanctuary (bondage/swinger club) in Portland. In a later stream when he mentions this place, he says it happened near the start of his relationship with this girl who was his sub, so it's looking like they probably started hooking up sometime in 2018. In this stream, he pretends like they didn't know what Sanctuary was when they showed up, and that he went there with 3 female friends. If anyone has time, I'd suggest watching the whole thing, it looks like Drex launches into talking about "the lifestyle" pretty early on in the show.

Dig deep. Drex is a total shitpile of PUA/MGTOW lols. They all are. Useless fuckheaded faggot garbage piles that in decades past would be only useful as canon fodder.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He actually asked it.

He actually fucking asked it.

I'm legit speechless.

Of course he asked it. He's a coom brained alcoholic faggot that's burned out whatever braincells he had with booze and granny porn.
He's a shitty snake oil selling worthless piece of shit, he doesn't have any principles other than

He's the Gunt without the hillbilly charisma or ability to handle his drink.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

He seems to have a good grasp of what he can and can't answer. Unlike Nick who proceeds to ask questions he knows he obviously shouldn't.

Nick, if you read this, stop drinking. You might not think you're feeling it, but if you take a month off of it, you'll see a difference.

Dear Nick: Ignore your haters. Drink more. Engage with your internet whores more. Be you. The true you. Buy more sports cars and tell the haters you don’t care. Fuck it. Spend more money on ALL THE STUPID SHIT. Just to spite the haters. Don’t save a single cent for your kids or family. Teach them there alogs a lesson!!!!

 

[Maude Snew]

Dear Nick: Ignore your haters. Drink more. Engage with your internet whores more. Be you. The true you. Buy more sports cars and tell the haters you don’t care. Fuck it. Spend more money on ALL THE STUPID SHIT. Just to spite the haters. Don’t save a single cent for your kids or family. Teach them there alogs a lesson!!!!

"Join me and together we can rule Locals as Balldo and nose."

 

[2lolis1cup]

So I have the Drex stream going in the background at increased speed and heard this clip. I find it more relevant now that I know Nick isn't making a joke.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

As a claim that must have necessary come from CGoody or Mandy to even have a shred of validity, I find it incredibly sus.

More likely they had gay phone sex in some Discord chat room.

The word "catfish" suggests that there's some point to this con, but "dude larping on the internet as a hot woman" doesn't necessarily mean the dude's trying to be getting anything out of it (other than jollies).

Ask a lawyer which is easier, changing a potential juror's mind or keeping them off the jury in the first place...

I can confirm the Mandy and Cgoody thing at least as far as them saying it in chat on Nicks night streams sometime around Rittenhouse, (I have trouble remembering whether it was before, during, or after) It was before and during Mandy being modded on the channel Now that is a lot of streams to go through but it's there and it was fairly often. They also talked about it during watch parties on Nicks twitch during the same time frame. Anyone who wants to scrub through the chats can feel free.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Nick I know you're reading this.
Stop drinking. You're not a lawyer anymore. just replace your whisky with protein milk and use your money for TREN

 

[teriyakiburns]

So, when is Nick booking a trip to Portugal?

 

[Maude Snew]

So, when is Nick booking a trip to Portugal?

As soon as he decides which purse to bring.

 

[Shush]

Haven't watched Rekieta in awhile, figured the Rittenhouse interview might be good. First bit was uncomfortable and at times embarrassing so just started skipping around to see if it got better.

Jesus Christ

Spoiler: Scattered clips, didn't watch the whole thing

Sugar daddy/wear gf's underwear

How's it feel to kill

Did I help

Locals represent

He knows

 

[Passacaille]

As soon as he decides which purse to bring.

A purse would make sense, because that's where many a poor guys' balls are kept. But in this particular case we know exactly what Nick keeps his balls enclosed in.

 

[Maude Snew]

A purse would make sense, because that's where many a poor guys' balls are kept. But in this particular case we know exactly what Nick keeps his balls enclosed in.

Yeah but nobody's gonna steal a worn Balldo. Even Portuguese pimps won't sink that low.