Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

I seem to remember it was a bunch of flowers, a scrapbook (wtf?) And a USB of his songs. Because it just wouldn't be Greer if it wasn't both retarded and creepy.
I can't remember if he told us what was in the scrapbook but that would certainly be an item for the Kiwi Museum of Lolcow Culture.

I can't remember anything about a scrapbook or what was in it, but on the USB was a sideshow "comic" touting how great and totally amazing he is, asking her to star in a movie about terrorists taking over a theme park, and then revealing that she's been listening to his music the whole time because "Safari Ride" was playing in the background.

Pretty sure it also had his contact info because he was definitely expecting her to personally call and invite him to Hollywood.

The youtube video where they showed his sideshow got taken down and is lost media now, but the whole comic was screencapped and posted in this thread.

The video was from 2017 and called "Searching for Russell Greer" by KeeperCast if anyone can find it out there...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Pretty sure it also had his contact info because he was definitely expecting her to personally call and invite him to Hollywood.

He made several posts as I recall about how he hoped she'd say yes, so he was definitely expecting her to call him personally. We all know what happened when she didn't. He doesn't realize that an accomplished artist like Ariana Grande isn't going to take an unsolicited pitch from some rando who got a picture with her at one of her concerts. Parasocial relationships are especially dangerous when people like Russ are in the mix.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The video was from 2017 and called "Searching for Russell Greer" by KeeperCast if anyone can find it out there...

A cursory Google search didn't bring up any such video. However, it uncovered this video from a year ago by a tiny YouTube channel called American Taliban. They cite us repeatedly.

On a hilarious note, there's a British company called Russell Greer Wealth Management (changed to Treskelion Financial Planning Ltd., but it still uses the old russellgreer.co.uk URL.)

This is Mister Greer himself:

 

[DrJonesHat]

A cursory Google search didn't bring up any such video. However, it uncovered this video from a year ago by a tiny YouTube channel called American Taliban. They cite us repeatedly.

On a hilarious note, there's a British company called Russell Greer Wealth Management (changed to Treskelion Financial Planning Ltd., but it still uses the old russellgreer.co.uk URL.)

This is Mister Greer himself:
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I'd trust that man with my money(if I had any)!

 

[Drowningman]

I feel bad for ANYONE named Russell Greer (other than Shit Lips) who has to deal with someone doing a Google search these days on their name.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

This is Mister Greer himself:
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For a minute I thought that was you "Oddly photoshopping Mr. Greer to make it look as if he has no hair."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

For a minute I thought that was you "Oddly photoshopping Mr. Greer to make it look as if he has no hair."

I initially thought it was a touched-up photo of our Russell.

 

[Schwarzwald]

This is Mister Greer himself:
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FUN FACT: If you combine Russell Greer's IQ with Russell Greer's IQ and average them both out, they're both, in fact, mentally retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

A cursory Google search didn't bring up any such video. However, it uncovered this video from a year ago by a tiny YouTube channel called American Taliban. They cite us repeatedly.

On a hilarious note, there's a British company called Russell Greer Wealth Management (changed to Treskelion Financial Planning Ltd., but it still uses the old russellgreer.co.uk URL.)

This is Mister Greer himself:
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By the Gunt... it's Liquid Russ.

Or is he Solid Russ, since he's not saturated in drool and grease?

 

[Tiresome]

A cursory Google search didn't bring up any such video. However, it uncovered this video from a year ago by a tiny YouTube channel called American Taliban. They cite us repeatedly.

On a hilarious note, there's a British company called Russell Greer Wealth Management (changed to Treskelion Financial Planning Ltd., but it still uses the old russellgreer.co.uk URL.)

This is Mister Greer himself:
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Alternate Russ, trading in the Moebius for a little male pattern baldness, but far, far ahead in all other aspects of life. A pleasant, even charming looking chap, intelligent and successful and undoubtedly having little problem attracting companionship. Should he and our Russ ever come into contact, the universe might well be reduced to its constituent particles.

 

[DarkAlien]

New FB reviews

 

[Plague Flea]

New FB reviews

“Pieces of increment”

Never change, Russ. And please carry on posting reviews like these

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

“Pieces of increment”

Never change, Russ. And please carry on posting reviews like these

Also, what person with a paralegal degree includes 'lol' and a question sentence without a question mark at the end of it? Such attention to detail shows just how excellent at law Russ is.

lol

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[Andrew Neiman]

This is Mister Greer himself:

The funny thing is, this is exactly the kind of blandly professional (no offense, other Russell Greer) corporate mugshot our Russell is trying to create with so many of his photos. However, this man has a properly trimmed beard, well groomed hair, a clean suit, and a tie that appears to have been adjusted using a normal level of force and coordination. The overall effect is completely different -- and it has nothing to do with his not having Mobius syndrome.

“Pieces of increment”

An instant classic.

 

[CansOfCant]

An instant classic.

This one's good, and he's starting to sound like Fatrick Tomlinson's writing. An 'endless recession' of victims...

 

[StinkySnack]

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What a sad, angry little piece of increment he is.

 

[The Dude]

Russhole has increment for brains.

 

[Blasterisk]

Russell "Incrementlips" Greer doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but I'll go with it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

"Can you break me off a piece of that piece of pie?"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If you take a piece of increment away from the increment, one piece at a time, how many pieces of increment can you remove before the increment stops being an increment?