I don’t even want to type this next observation out….
….Ok….Unabomber….you can do this….*stress sigh* …be brave and just….just make the post….maybe the universe isn’t a sarcastic prick out to fuck with you, and the good Kiwis will all say “nah….Unabomber, you crazy bitch, you are SO wrong! And probably need new glasses!”….and everything will be ok again…..
* hard swallow *
Ok…. I finally figured out who Sander reminds me of in some of his pics…and who he might be trying to look like/emulate on the DL (because admitting this out loud wouldn’t mesh with his saccharine soy boy ally shtick)….A person Sander is in relatively close proximity to geographically and is far more famous and accomplished than Sander could ever be…..
Street Jesus, forgive me….
Jorge Masvidal V Sander Jennings
Jorge Masvidal…. aka “
Street Jesus” aka “
Gamebred” is an MMA legend in the UFC, fighting out of Miami….who still has the record for the fastest knockout in UFC history (7 seconds in to the fight, a flying knee to the face of Ben Askren)….
Don’t blink:
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Considering the spineless male influences around him in his family (combined with the overbearing, asshole mother), I don’t think it’s the biggest stretch to postulate that Sander would (secretly) idolize an athlete who oozes masculinity and unchained aggression (2 traits Sander does not possess…2 traits that would be frowned upon by the woke/ally scene…(and his friends and family)….2 traits that would upset the bovine torpor of the Jennings household, especially the distressingly inadequate “men” in the family….)….
Seriously though, Masvidal was a junkyard dog in his prime, and is the one and only TRUE and HONEST winner of the BMF belt (“Baddest Mother Fucker” belt, not a championship belt)….
If you were a young man with nothing but broken, spineless soy daddies around you for “role models”, how could you
not admire Masvidal, and secretly yearn to be like him? Possibly even partly motivated as an act of rebellion against the emasculated “good boy” narrative being rammed down your throat at home?…..
I sincerely hope I'm wrong
because I really don’t want to have something I love so much (and one of my favorite fighters) in common with Sander….