Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Badungus Kabungus]

Both of them, like T-14 Armata and SU-57.

Yes yes, it's all fake just like hypersonic missiles and Russian nukes, at least until one of them turns your house into a pile of rubble.

Doubt

That's what you people said last time, and look how that turned out.

Thats cool, but Ukraine didn't recquire emmigrants to come back and fight.

Lmao they're all registered and ready to be conscripted and shipped out once the local cannon fodder runs out. If you actually worked for La Migra instead of just cleaning toilets there, you would know it.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

I haven't seen any major UKR victories in while that weren't literally driving into abandon cities.

Like Hostomel. That was also a agreement.

Russia fell back from Kherson and UKR rolled in unopposed, which turned out to be a........less than good idea.

Yes, retreathing from the only beachhead on opposite side of great river was stupid, but what we can expect from ruzzkies?

Their officers aren't smart.

You'll just be given a shovel and made to dig fortifications in a forest somewhere in East Germany.

And ruzzkies will ge to Berlin after or before taking Kiev?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Like Hostomel. That was also a agreement.


Yes, retreathing from the only beachhead on opposite side of great river was stupid, but what we can expect from ruzzkies?

Their officers aren't smart.


And ruzzkies will ge to Berlin after or before taking Kiev?

Don't worry about the details, if I were you I'd spend my time getting better at digging trenches instead of cope-posting and praying to your heathen Turkish gods that Russia won't invade.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Lmao they're all registered and ready to be conscripted and shipped out once the local cannon fodder runs out.

Sure boy, they are - think that way if it makes you happy.

That's what you people said last time, and look how that turned out.

Last time ruzzkies has a competent leader. It is strange, but Stalin was from Georgia, not ruzzia.

Maybye this is the key to make ruzzkies achievieng anything? Point a ruler of ruzzia outside of ruzzia?

Yes yes, it's all fake just like hypersonic missiles and Russian nukes, at least until one of them turns your house into a pile of rubble.

Still no T-14 around. They are stealth, are they?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Both of them, like T-14 Armata and SU-57.

To be fair the BMPTs aren't like the T-14 and SU-57, it's bit difficult to get good numbers on the BMPTs, but there's a good more of them than then the T-14 (Which was quietly admitted to being relegated to just being a glorified test bed for future projects and the T-90M is now Russia's "new" big bad MBT years ago.) and more of them then the SU-57 of which there's only 11 serial produced aircraft.

One of the issues getting good exact numbers with the BMPT is that it's not a single vehicle, it's hull and systems were supposed to primarily be using ones based off the T-14 (which of course didn't turn out well) so the Russian army are now mainly making BMPTs with T-72 hulls.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Sure boy, they are - think that way if it makes you happy.

See, now I definitely know you're just a toilet cleaner. All refugees in Germany must register after 90 days.

https://www.berlin.de/ukraine/en/arrive/temporary-protected-status/

Last time ruzzkies has a competent leader. It is strange, but Stalin was from Georgia, not ruzzia.

Maybye this is the key to make ruzzkies achievieng anything? Point a ruler of ruzzia outside of ruzzia?

Not sure what someone living in Germany would know about having a competent leader. Let's list the leaders of all NATO nations, shall we? Stop me if you see a competent one.
> Joe Biden
> Justin Trudeau
> Angela Merkel Olaf Scholz
> Emmannel Macron
> Boris Johnson Liz Truss That little brown fella
...

Still no T-14 around. They are stealth, are they?

Nice backpedaling, lol. What happened to no BMPT Terminators?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Yes yes, it's all fake just like hypersonic missiles and Russian nukes

Those things are real. They are just overpromised and underdelivered due to embezzlement.

 

[Meh123]

US Colonel Douglas MacGregor on UA & Russian losses.
Also an interesting take at the end - russian airforce in action again, which could mean that UA AA is destroyed/inoperable

 

[🇷🇺Fuck Ukraine🇷🇺]

Germany announces that they are now at war with Russia. Is this, then, a declaration of war? Does that mean NATO declared a war too?
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AZ 🛰🌏🌍🌎 on Twitter: "🇩🇪🇺🇦🇷🇺German Foreign Minster Annalena Baerbock:"We are fighting a war against Russia" https://t.co/RZ3j9E3v8Q" / Twitter | Ghostarchive

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*Sorry second quote*

Something just occurred to me.....

I wouldn't be shocked if this swamp donkey gets shit canned for this. NATO/EU/UK/US have sent weapons, provided surveillance and imposed sanctions but have been extremely careful not to say they are at war with Russia.

Lavrov is an extremely intelligent individual, maybe he's going to have a field day with this fuck up.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Casual glance at the numbers, and it seems the US intends to send Ukraine enough Tanks and Bradley's to outfit an entire division. Which is around 300 units. The number of Leapord IIs being talked about can probably outfit two more brigades.

I'm beginning to see why Russia and its shills is starting to make increasingly nervous noises. An entire division of Abrams, Bradley's and Himars can do alot of damage over a few weeks. Even if Ukraine can't keep them maintained long term, it's enough to cause alot of havoc in the short term.

Don't know what sort of time frame we are running here though. Both the Bradley and the Abrams are designed to be easy to use. Experienced T72 and BMP crews should have no trouble using them. Issues will emerge once it becomes time for maintenance and so on.

Around 300 units? Try 80.



Russia, by contrast, has 10,200 tanks remaining according to a news article published today:


I'm sure 80 wunderwaffen tanks will be able to dispatch with aplumb those 10,200 Soviet clunkers!

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Around 300 units? Try 80.

TBF he did include the Bradley's in with that total. You know, the ones he says will be spearheading to Sevastopol by May.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

TBF he did include the Bradley's in with that total. You know, the ones he says will be spearheading to Sevastopol by May.

It is not plausible that the US will provide 220 Bradley tanks to make up the difference. I'm thinking it'll be more like 20 to 40. We'll know within the next week or so.

 

[Foltest]

Around 300 units? Try 80.

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Russia, by contrast, has 10,200 tanks remaining according to a news article published today:
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I'm sure 80 wunderwaffen tanks will be able to dispatch with aplumb those 10,200 Soviet clunkers!

On paper.
Those 10, 200 are on paper.
Question is if they are there IRL?
A lot of this rust buckets has been in storage since the 90s or even earlier.
Looked over by supplies officers who don't give a shit.
Do these tanks work at all, do they need oversight, new parts or are they just scrapmetal?
Then, what models are these tanks? If they are mostly t72, I would be worried, but seeing as Russia has been using t62 ( a tank that was out of date in the 70s!) I don't think so.

also, can you post a link to that newspaper where you get your screenshot from?

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

All refugees in Germany must register after 90 days.

You know that is something different from register of ukrainian conscripts?

Let's list the leaders of all NATO nations, shall we? Stop me if you see a competent one.

They didn't let national property to be confiscated like Gazprom assets in Germany.

Also - when UK/France/USa starts a war, then, how to say that - usually they took enemies capital in less than month.

What happened to no BMPT Terminators?

That on T-14 base? Still no one in action.

 

[borsabil]

*Sorry second quote*

Something just occurred to me.....

I wouldn't be shocked if this swamp donkey gets shit canned for this. NATO/EU/UK/US havesent weapons, provided surveillance and imposed sanctions but have been extremely careful not to say they are at war with Russia.

Lavrov is an extremely intelligent individual, maybe he's going to have a field day with this fuck up.

We'll know soon. If it's walked back it was a fuck up if it isn't it was intentional.

NATO is coming to the realisation that they either commit to a no shit war against Russia or they're going to lose.

Ukraine is fighting for all of us. Now Europe must fight too | Simon Tisdall

As Russia threatens another offensive, this is the moment of maximum danger. Ukraine’s allies must move fast and decisively

www.theguardian.com

Simon is the Guardian's chief warmonger but there's a new tone of panic that's emanating from the western shitlib commentariat that's very telling. He's right that the only way to halt the coming Russian offensive is the deployment of significant NATO air assets, including ground attack aircraft. That will mean an out and out shooting war, no ifs or buts. The west is on an escalation spiral, for whatever reason(s) Ukraine has become an existential issue, not because a Russian victory would pose a security threat to NATO (this is a lie) but rather the confirmation of the collapse of American hegemonic power and everything that flows from that.

TLDR Russia is winning so we must prepare for war. Hope everyone's stocking up on Iodine and Chlorine pills.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Do these tanks work at all, do they need oversight, new parts or are they just scrapmetal?

They are in that division which is occuping Kiev, the second one guarding Kherson, and that two near polish border.

Few of them are on fameous cruiser Moskva ready to make a landing near New York.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You know that is something different from register of ukrainian conscripts?

Let me explain like I'm talking to a humble janitor. Refugees are registered by the German government, that information is provided to the Ukrainian embassy. The result is a comprehensive list of all fighting age Ukrainians along with their locations, all those people can be snatched up and sent to the front within two weeks if needed.

They didn't let national property to be confiscated like Gazprom assets in Germany.

Also - when UK/France/USa starts a war, then, how to say that - usually they took enemies capital in less than month.

The UK/France/US hasn't won a single war in over 30 years. France just got kicked out of Mali by Wagner. America got fucked up by the Taliban. UK's recent military history isn't even worth mentioning because there is none. What makes you think they're capable of winning a war? And let's not forget what happens usually when Germany starts a war, and how that ends up for the German people, LOL.

Is Germany going to be the first country to lose three consecutive world wars? Guess we'll find out soon enough.

That on T-14 base? Still no one in action.

Still coping, I see. Don't worry, you'll see some soon enough. Possibly out of your own window.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Refugees are registered by the German government, that information is provided to the Ukrainian embassy. The result is a comprehensive list of all fighting age Ukrainians along with their locations, all those people can be snatched up and sent to the front within two weeks if needed.

Still no legal or pratice way to send them back, but ok ruzzkie, you have bad times with incoming mobilization, so belive in that if it makes you happy.

Don't worry, you'll see some soon enough. Possibly out of your own window.

Before or after taking Kiev?

The UK/France/US hasn't won a single war in over 30 years.

I was sure outcome of Cold War was humilitation and partination of USSR, but ok ruzzkie, belive in that.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russians With Attitude on Twitter: "Moscow will consider deliveries of Western-made munitions which contain uranium to Kiev as equivalent to the use of dirty nuclear bombs, says Konstantin Gavrilov, head of the Russian Delegation to the Negotiations

ghostarchive.org

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

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And what they do in retaliation? This is another "we will be dissapointed" blahblah from Kremlin.

Daily routine from nearly a year.