DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FadeIntoBolivian]

I think the best part of Warzone "bounties" is when people just don't pay after he does something like make top 10 or w/e and the salt that flows after. Not only is it great trolling because he treats it like a legally binding contract, It really might be one of the clearest examples of how despite his claims, he doesn't like anything about what he does apart from being given money to do it.

 

[Corpun]

Not only is it great trolling because he treats it like a legally binding contract

Which is the most hilarious part because he always copes about how he knows they aren't legally binding as if any normal person would see something like that as legally binding. The instant someone waves a dollar in front of him it is his by right. Dude has always been this way and will never change. Phil has the weirdest obsession with legally binding documents and his awful legal sense. That recent Atlus rant was bizarre because he acts like Atlus doesn't want you to play or stream their games when Atlus simply has NDAs on press releases and uploading footage or streaming past a certain point for the first few weeks a game is released. You think Phil would approve of this because he always goes on rants about how games journalists and everyone else screws him over by spoiling games for viewers thus making people disinterested in his business.

 

[EnjoyTheMent]

I like how he thinks placement reflects skill. If you win, fine, but even then, the skill in Warzone comes from getting fucking kills lol. Not to mention, you never improve if all you do is camp and try to get high placements. Because eventually you have to get in a firefight, and thats where the skills get developed.

I think a bounty where he gets $5 per kills for every kill after 5 kills a game, you could have that shit last all night and he would make $0 probably.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Speaking of DSP's eyes. He also has surprisingly thick eyelashes that make him look like a weird tranny sometimes.

 

[Free Jasper]

Watching PoPs REEstream of his daily beg meltdown a few days ago and a line caught my attention.

“Yes my YouTube check came in yesterday but I had some big bills and I’ve a few more clearing soon… it’s gone. It’s like it never existed.”

What the fuck you dribbling on about? The main reason people work is to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths. Why doesn’t it count? That check is keeping you off the streets and your fat belly full so how is it like ‘it never existed’?
You only count income you can spend on things you like? You really do have no concept of money or money management.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

Watching PoPs REEstream of his daily beg meltdown a few days ago and a line caught my attention.

“Yes my YouTube check came in yesterday but I had some big bills and I’ve a few more clearing soon… it’s gone. It’s like it never existed.”

What the fuck you dribbling on about? The main reason people work is to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths. Why doesn’t it count? That check is keeping you off the streets and your fat belly full so how is it like ‘it never existed’?
You only count income you can spend on things you like? You really do have no concept of money or money management.

And that is rightly it.
Money that goes to big fixed bills is invisible to him. Because he can't spend it as he desires.
Crazy right, but that is how his brains seem to work.
To us big bills are a painful part of life. But we know they exist. Because we have to pay them!
But he only seems to care about the money he can spend on fun things.
This is also the reason he seems to lack any ability to put money aside. I remember his idea for a new pc many years ago. So he asked his patreon members to pony up. BUT he never put aside any of it. So if at the end of the month, aka every month, the target wasn't hit, said money became FUNNY MONEY and the counter was back to $0. Lets just say some paypigs began questioning about that. And this insane behavior is still shown by him.

 

[Free Jasper]

He’s been on about this new PC for so long now if he’d put like $20-$30 a month aside he’d have enough for a decent one by now.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Watching PoPs REEstream of his daily beg meltdown a few days ago and a line caught my attention.

“Yes my YouTube check came in yesterday but I had some big bills and I’ve a few more clearing soon… it’s gone. It’s like it never existed.”

What the fuck you dribbling on about? The main reason people work is to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths. Why doesn’t it count? That check is keeping you off the streets and your fat belly full so how is it like ‘it never existed’?
You only count income you can spend on things you like? You really do have no concept of money or money management.

Feels like another rerun. That old school tax saga vibe where we start asking questions like we are speaking directly to him but he doesn't want to hear it. This shit has already been played out so much from him.

He has his tard base that still have no understanding or ask critical questions like "If you paid your bills, why are you nervous?" or "Who has $5k in bills still after a bankruptcy clearing and wiping out $130k+ in debt?"
But it's just silence. Jayde has to change his diaper, Derich is harassing camwhores, and Slayer is too busy eating turds out of the cat box.

I figured it was a good time to start bringing up future possible issues just to keep the train going because that's all he knows how to do.

 

[Soy Dora]

Watching PoPs REEstream of his daily beg meltdown a few days ago and a line caught my attention.

“Yes my YouTube check came in yesterday but I had some big bills and I’ve a few more clearing soon… it’s gone. It’s like it never existed.”

What the fuck you dribbling on about? The main reason people work is to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths. Why doesn’t it count? That check is keeping you off the streets and your fat belly full so how is it like ‘it never existed’?
You only count income you can spend on things you like? You really do have no concept of money or money management.

Could be a couple of things:

1) He has poor people mentality when it comes to money. Phil is the kind of person (along with most Americans) that spend close to or more than they make. This is honestly depressing when you think about it, because Phil is not outside the norm with his spending amount.

2) It's a guilt tactic. If I get paid and it's like it was never there because I have SO many big bills (that are not my fault, nothing I can do), how am I going to afford anything else? He literally said "I get nervous. And it makes me feel weak and it makes me feel like I'm not going to be able to make ends meet and and provide and it sucks". People Dents that have no understanding of adult life feel bad and might be more inclined to step up and support. His begging is really insidious when you break it down. If you didn't know how much he makes you might even feel bad for him.

Not sure which weighs more in how Phil approaches this. His addictions are strong, but I think he gets himself behind and then freaks out. Then he starts his beg sessions.

 

[Super Dent Head]

He’s been on about this new PC for so long now if he’d put like $20-$30 a month aside he’d have enough for a decent one by now.

That would imply that Phil has any self control or even the basics of money management. He'd rather spend all of his money as soon as he has it and future Phil can worry about the lack of money because current drunk Phil needs those pulls, he really does, he needs those pulls... To make him happy.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Watching PoPs REEstream of his daily beg meltdown a few days ago and a line caught my attention.

“Yes my YouTube check came in yesterday but I had some big bills and I’ve a few more clearing soon… it’s gone. It’s like it never existed.”

What the fuck you dribbling on about? The main reason people work is to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths. Why doesn’t it count? That check is keeping you off the streets and your fat belly full so how is it like ‘it never existed’?
You only count income you can spend on things you like? You really do have no concept of money or money management.

Just the sheer amount of money he *disappeared* in a day is astounding to me. PoPs tracker has him getting ~4.1K from Youtube for 12/2022 and it's fucking gone in a day.

It will always do my head in as to how his dents don't understand that isn't normal.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Just the sheer amount of money he *disappeared* in a day is astounding to me. PoPs tracker has him getting ~4.1K from Youtube for 12/2022 and it's fucking gone in a day.

It will always do my head in as to how his dents don't understand that isn't normal.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

That would imply that Phil has any self control or even the basics of money management. He'd rather spend all of his money as soon as he has it and future Phil can worry about the lack of money because current drunk Phil needs those pulls, he really does, he needs those pulls... To make him happy.

The reason it's like this, in my opinion, because he gets bailed out every fuckin' time.

It has been going on for so long. Past Phil was able to spend that much because Future Phil can just cry poor again and these fuckin' retards bail him out. Just like mommy and daddy. He has made a habit out of this and it's not going away sadly. Wouldn't want anything more than to see him go a week of just having the shittiest luck with getting any tips but we can't have that.

 

[Free Jasper]

Wouldn't want anything more than to see him go a week of just having the shittiest luck with getting any tips but we can't have that.

Not now, but on a long enough timescale (10-15 years) I think we get that.

The whale pool is getting smaller. Life, even for dents, moves on. Circumstances and tastes change over time.

 

[Mature Adult]

Just the sheer amount of money he *disappeared* in a day is astounding to me. PoPs tracker has him getting ~4.1K from Youtube for 12/2022 and it's fucking gone in a day.

It will always do my head in as to how his dents don't understand that isn't normal.

At this point I'm not sure HE understands this isn't normal. Usually filing bankruptcy is the reality check people need but not DSP since he didn't actually lose anything.

Edit: Also The Outsyder released his TIHYDP for REmake. A 3 hour video for DSP's 13 hour playthrough. I clicked 90 minutes in and its only at the 1st Yawn encounter. He really does create the worst TIHYDPs

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Is our mythical 0 tip streamoccuring soon?

 

[Comma]

Is our mythical 0 tip streamoccuring soon?

No, his unironic fans are either too mentally handicapped or too far down the rabbit hole to let that happen, even if it's with just a single dollar.

 

[Balr0g]

At this point I'm not sure HE understands this isn't normal. Usually filing bankruptcy is the reality check people need but not DSP since he didn't actually lose anything.

Edit: Also The Outsyder released his TIHYDP for REmake. A 3 hour video for DSP's 13 hour playthrough. I clicked 90 minutes in and its only at the 1st Yawn encounter. He really does create the worst TIHYDPs

If Timbo can go through 3 bankruptcies and still spend money on DSP then DPS can go through 4 and still spend money on WWEC. Phil never learns. Heck he gresses over time. I bet he has a counter somewhere called "x days until i can get a credit card again" (if he doesn't already use anew one with high interest rates).

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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I mean, sure. Obviously. But I thought the consensus has been that the YouTube/Patreon check is for the bills and the tips are for bills.

At this point I'm not sure HE understands this isn't normal. Usually filing bankruptcy is the reality check people need but not DSP since he didn't actually lose anything.

I think he knows it isn't normal, he just cannot help himself because he has an addiction.