Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Drex is that guy that's never had to try to get laid, he sets up gangbangs in multiple cities for crying out loud. Lol.
Yeah. Probably not. Drex seems more like a loser on the prowl for desperation wherever he finds it. He is no player. He is a drag-ass old black guy. He will have success with elementary school teachers, fat chicks, drunks, bored older wives and so on. But nobody aside from Nick could take seriously the idea of him these days as a player or an irresistable chick magnet. If he was what he is says he is, he would have better things to do than stream on youtube. The kind of stories he tells seem to turn Nick on and I'm sure Nick believes every word.
 
Having now watched the entirety of the Rittenhouse "interview", I have to seriously ask, is anyone surprised Rackets did no prep? And given what we knew of Kyle going in, is anyone surprised this was a disaster?

I have been railing on Rackets' complete lack of show prep for at least a year now. The dude just expects to show up and have people throw money at him. (And now, throw leathery milkers at him.) How many times would this happen: he would promise to go through court cases, but then he spends 5+ minutes vamping as he tries to download the stuff he promised he would cover on the show that night. Bitching about court websites, or FindLaw, or LexisNexis, or whatever he just couldn't find the time to do that day.

What were Nick's best interviews? The Shane one? He was literally just reacting to a retard. Whoever that Pokemon streamer "debate" was with about Keffals- it was just boring and bad. Branca could bring some spice, but it wasn't due to any prep on Nick's part, it was just a conversation. The panel shows? Again, just shooting the shit with people more interesting than Nick (well, maybe not FlashCasts). Rackets can (or at least could) have interesting conversations, even the Drexel streams were good for some laughs. But do not fool yourselves, it was seldom/never due to preparation on Rekieta's part.
 
Drexel was the canary in the coal mine, as it were, and therefore useful in tracking Nick's descent. People tuning out when Drexel was on has proved to be a mistake for those surprised by this turn of events. People who watched, but were still somehow surprised, likely assumed the following: Drexel is Nick's friend, friends are good, therefore Drexel would set Nick on a more stable path, you know, like a good friend would.
true story I tried to be that kinda friend.

I told my buddy not to marry his wife 2 days before the wedding. By The Way friendship is not magic.
 
That said, I agree this sounds too fucking contrived to be true, the sort of shit someone who's brain rotted by porn would come up with to tell his alcoholic buddy because he thinks it makes him sound "cool"
It's sounds like a bad porn script, like half the shit Drex comes out with.
I think he talks fucking shit tbh.
Yeah I mean, we cannot assume that Drex is a reliable narrator. That said, he does talk about this girl extensively and his trips to see her, especially in 2019 and 2020, along with stuff like what presents he recently bought her, etc. Seems like they were an ongoing thing for quite a while. If two consenting adults want to do weird kink shit, idgaf. The thing that makes me feel creeped out is that he knew this girl since she was 13 and he was around 30, knew the family well enough to go to movies and vacations with them---then turns around and gets in a relationship with her as an adult. It's fucking weird.
 
I'm not gonna name any names, and this is by no means an attempt to shame anybody in particular, but I think what might be happening here is that a few people are having difficulty with the idea of going back through Nick and Drex's old content and applying a more critical eye to it. There might be an assumption that because something wasn't discussed at the time, there was nothing that could be discussed. When, in reality, what likely happened is that nobody wanted to appear overly critical of somebody who was held in high esteem by a lot of people on the Farms and wasn't widely perceived as a lolcow. It's no secret that a lot of opinions are being expressed here now that would have not been well-received even a year ago.

In fact, I also think that's why it's been a PITA to reconstruct this Drex story. Because this thread was Nick's cheerleading thread for the longest time, there were probably a lot of things that happened that weren't documented properly or fully when they happened. I think that if this had been a proper cow thread from the beginning, it would have been taken 5 minutes to find all the bullet points that @chudbere researched and posted.

Here's a thought:

Multimedia threads on individuals might actually be a bad idea in the long run. If somebody is online, it should be presumed they can become a cow at any time. The resultant whiplash when moving a thread out of Multimedia to IF (or elsewhere) can cause needless meta-drama. Fortunately, with Nick, Dax, and Metokur all moved out, the only thread I really see left in there is James Rolf (AVGN). A compelling argument could be made that there should be no new Multimedia threads on individuals so that they don't turn into hugboxes with poor documentation, and lead everybody scrambling to research (potentially) years of shit if or when it is determined by the powers that be that thread subject has become a lolcow. Or, even worse, in-fighting as to whether somebody has indeed finally crossed that lolcow threshold.

This is just my own opinion though. I have absolutely no power here whatsoever. Agree, disagree, wipe your ass with it, I don't care...

Either way people seem to be boring of the Drex topic so this will probably be my last comment on the topic unless something new crops up.
Drex will fade back into the background as soon as @Yandex Captcha Solver drops another full milk crate from Nick's Locals. Hopefully soon. Those screencap dumps have easily been the best part of this thread thus far. So much salt and milk.
 
Nick is joining the ranks of other full time lolcows. If you told me he was going to ask Kenosha Kyle about futanari in 2023 I would have said you were mental. Dude is snowballing hard. Nick, what are you doing, your kids are going to have to hear you ask this gay shit. Is your goal to give them as many mental conditions as possible? You're supposed to be someone they look up to and respect, not a coom-brained degenerate.

It's like he saw the Libertarian National convention and went "guys, hold my beer!"
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-She was the daughter of a friend, he knew her since she was 13.
So he groomed this girl from when she was a child basically. Drexel is fucking vile, I always hated his appearances on the show and his gross pick-up artist bullshit. Dude is a predator and majorly fucked up in the head since he is like what, 45? And still probably hanging out infront of the local high school trying to pick up girls. Idk how Nick allows this rape ape around his kids.
 
That's also an incredibly stupid question because he's been asked that repeatedly and always given that answer. I guess Nick never paid any attention to that or did any research before asking his dumb questions.
I think Nick knew the answer, he just wanted to add his own quip to the end: “We should sell it at an auction and make a bajillion dollars”. Bet he’s been sitting on that “joke” for a few days now.
 
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For your consideration: Kalya Rekieta's Contributions to Nick's Election Stream (2022-11-09)

The following was extracted from Nick's election stream (later dubbed "erection" stream by the chat) from November 09 2022. It stood out to me given how close it was to much of the inciting controversy (post-balldo, locals pre-bottlebutt/assposting). It also directly pertains to locals.

Context is not an issue due to Kayla's propensity to have sporadic outbursts while not engaging with the alleged topic of the stream (you'll see what I mean). This makes having the clips in chronological order a mess to explain clearly (it was spread out over 5 1/2 hours) so I opted to group relevant clips together in a more coherent manner.

Nick and Kayla are confident in thier relationship, and they would like us to take it at face-value. Feel free to note Nick's reactions to her behavior as we go. Clip from late stream (about 4 1/2 hours in) but sets the tone nicely:



Doung TenNapel was on for the first hour or so. They discuss topics like politics and laugh at Cenk's take on bestiality. The locals becomes much more prominent immediately after Doug leaves and this continues throughout.



You may have noticed Kayla's outfit:

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Tim joins and says hello to Kayla and she explains her "black" outfit (which appears to be netted in some areas), shows off her leg/foot and claims she did it because she didn't want people to see her stomach. Some "lol feet" talk and then she reveals her stomach anyway. Seems delighted at the reaction she's getting from kicking her leg up on stream.

The last part of the clip is from later in the stream. Branca brings up Kayla's "black" outfit again and Kayla proceeds to flirt with him in front of Nick. This happens more than once.



Below is a compliation of Kayla's engagement with the locals group.

Kayla asks someone to send her an outfit and she will wear it for them (with increasing enthusiasm). Note that Kayla claims she won't post a picture. By now it becomes very apparent what Kayla will wear and for whom:



Kayla requests the outfit(s) being posted. Later, while Branca is talking about his own issues, Kayla and Nick go quiet so they can discuss something. They don't quite seem to grasp that they are still on camera, and rudimentary lip reading suggests its related to something Kayla saw that she loves, and Nick wants to indulge her in it. In any case, they agree that it is within their marital boundaries to attain.

Later on, Kayla is about to respond to the locals, but hesitates until Nick offers to respond. Nick appears to be giving Kayla's measurements to someone.



The clip below happened after Nick gave out her measurements. Gotta give some love to the simps, I guess:



Relevant post by Kayla from early January 2023:

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For those still speculating on their view of Christian sexuality and God's role in the Rekieta household is, consider the clip below. They make claims to be Christian and Christians can have ALL the fun sex. Predictably, their God seems to be perving on people just like they do on locals (so its okay guys). Though Kayla may not consider God a cuck, Nick took an opposing view. A true meeting of the minds.

Moving on, Kayla pulls a face over pizza lingerie and Nick proceeds to immediatly (and unironically) consider doing a chad-dad stream at some point. Funny stuff:



The clip below happened relatively early in Kayla's appearance onstream (back when she was first pointing out what she would wear). The comment was unprompted, though I think related to an earlier comment about seats being flipped in the senate. That may not be what Nick was referring to when he said that he "had an idea" where the comment came from (remember, Kayla took him to a gay bar for his birthday in December):



Kayla claims she really likes lingerie, but spends a lot of time drooling over the women themselves. Nick points out that Kayla has "the masculine voice" (which he makes sound black for some reason). Branca attempts to endear himself to Kayla more (it pays off later).

Kayla admits that she becomes a lesbian when she drinks. I think this was supposed to be a joke, but the evidence about Kayla thus far puts that in question (what with the swinger's destinations and the gay bars catalogued here).

Kayla makes a comment that Nick is submissive to her. Funny joke, guys. This is her Youtube channel profile pic of her stepping on Nick at a convention:

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The gawking continues and Nick tells locals to stop Faye Reagan posting as he recognized the pornstar immediately (coomer talk). Time passes and the Faye Reagan posting possibly hasn't stopped (research shows she's a redhead). Kayla jokes about impregnating women, further asserting herself as 'one if the guys'.

Nick is trying to tell a story and Kayla interjects by saying that she's very liberal with "sharing" the beauty of her body and then playing it off as a joke as Nick struggles to continue the stream:



More of Kayla being Kayla. Messes with Nick's setup when trying to respond to locals on his computer. Makes comment that computers don't want her to touch them, but "the men" don't say that. Branca and Kayla go from joke-flirting to joke-propositioning now, and Nick looks embarrassed. Nick brings up the locals chat numbers (over 1,000) and Kayla says "call me" with a flirty gesture/wink/lip-bite.



Onlyfans is off the table:



During one of Nick's bathroom breaks, Kayla discloses where she's been getting some of her lingerie. Branca appears to try and bait Kayla into proving that she has said lingerie.

Kayla then says that Nick DOESN'T LET HER POST ON LOCALS (remember, this is early November 2022).

Kayla also describes how they recently went to four sex/lingerie stores in a row and Nick got a thong with a wreath. Possibly referring to same thong she wanted Nick to wear to the underwear party around Christmas:

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Kayla finds her new swimsuit. Kayla says she'll "post a lot of things for y'all" but apparently a string bikini post isn't one. A lot of things you say... like lingerie lewds?


Finally, this one from the end of the night. My favorite.

Nick tries to toast. Kayla is preoccupied with locals on her phone (due to her messing up the locals on Nick's computer) and is holding up a picture for Nick to see while she grabs her drink and unintentionally flashes a local's post of a bimbo. She does this twice. What a perfect summation of what Nick has become; pretending to care about people while he looks at not-his-wife's boobs the sly. Kayla is even holding the phone like a cheap prop so her husband can look at other women. Too funny.



Now consider these messages, both sent out recently to concerned parties by Kayla an Nick respectively:
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Venerable marriage. It's okay guys, because... they know each other, you know? Also, Kayla is comfortable with her husband's intentions or lack thereof toward other women:



In the event that Nick wants context for what is happening in the above video, let me provide that right now.

What is happening: Nick is horny.
Context: Nick is looking at other women (or men) posting sexy pictures on his locals chat as they have been doing throughout the stream.
Broader context: Nick is a married man, who is looking at other women (or men?) posting sexy pictures on his locals chat as they have been doing throughout the stream.

I hope that clears things up. Funny stuff.

Conclusion:

This is just more of the same of what's been covered. Nick can cry "CONTEXT CONTEXT" all he wants, but his reactions to Kayla throughout the stream betray him. Nick recognizes this as problem behavior on some level. Drooling over women and flirting with old degenerates like Branca is not a good look for Kayla (much less her "chad-dad" husband).

Nick/Kayla can try to say all these things were jokes, but the jokes complement rather than conflict with the concerns people have about his marriage. If they want people to accept that these are just jokes, they need to stop treating their marriage like one. To put it another way: if you don't respect your marriage, don't expect anyone else to. Telling people to stop criticizing (or to not pay attention) won't make you look any less guilty/stupid.

Also, the jokes are way too one-note. The sex/lol/innuendo/in-your-end-o/horny schtick gets old over several hours if there's no variety. Mix it up a bit and try being funny without using sex as a crutch like a Vshojo Vtuber with smaller tits.

It's clear that lines have been crossed. It didn't take long for Nick and Kayla to post on locals after they said they wouldn't (within the same month). Given how they resolved the issue of posting Kayla's measurements on stream, its clear that mutual consent is the ONLY barrier to overcome when it comes to marital conduct. Consent has its place, but it does not make a given decision intelligent and/or moral. The fact that Kayla is okay with all this is not a sign of a healthy marriage. Quite the opposite in fact.

If Nick and Kayla get a thrill out of pushing/crossing boundaries then it's incredibly likely that sooner or later they will reach the edge and then tragedy/comedy will ensue.

For clarity: Nick and Kayla's marriage doesnt' have to be Christian. I'm just asserting that it isn't (Biblically-speaking since I know there are a lot of weird denominations out there).

If someone who claims to be Christian thinks that God doesn't factor into their sexual conduct (married or otherwise) then they don't have a serious relationship with God. God's laws regarding sexuality aren't just for people who are single, and marriage doesn't give someone a free pass to do what they please as long as they have their spouse's approval.

That meme about consent depicting the couple and Jesus (isn't there someone you forgot to ask?) is somewhat accurate here. It's about being held to a higher standard than oneself (in the case of the Christian, God's standard). Professing Christians can try and call it "cucksent" all they want, but directing that word toward the God of the universe who gave them rules to live by, governs their lives, and whom they claim to worship is an odd choice. One would think that would make God an authority worth considering in all they do.

When someone enters into a covenant of marriage before God, and then they decisively go against God's commands or claim God has no right to interfere or bring God down to their perverted level to ease their conscience, then the covenant was/is disingenuous. What would they have is confirmation to a cultural norm at best.

A married couple may both want to engage in degenerate activity, but if they refrain out of love/obedience to God, then that demonstrates that God is indeed an important part of their marriage.

Christian marriages aren't perfect. That said, the observation that "nobody's perfect" isn't a license to sin. Accepting Christ's sacrifice, but not His teachings doesn't bode well either. Professing Christians who think they can get by because they said a "sinner's prayer" or do charity work (or even driving out demons) should check out Matthew 7:21-23 to hear the words from Christ Himself. More to be said, but not here, sufficed to say that "Christians" who can't be bothered to understand what God really wants from humanity haven't been paying attention.

In any case, ditching the non-admission of "sorry I'm not perfect" for a more meaningful assessment would go a long way in achieving self-awareness in this area if they have an interest in a God-honoring marriage.

Of all the people surrounding Nick (that I'm aware of), Kayla's behavior on the stream seems to be most heavily influenced by Drexel. The evidence is in Nick's assessment of her "male voice" and why it sounds like a black man for some reason (I mean DAYUM gurl, werk it!).
There is a spot I left out where Branca and Kayla talk about how women are lacking integrity and are sexually malleable which are some of Drexel's talking points. It seems she likes to wear "black" outfits. We know how much Kayla likes to wear outfits for other men, and how close she is to Drexel. Maybe Drexel bought it for her when Nick gave him her measurements. Oh, the possibilities. Then there's their trip to Hedomism II overlapping with race-oriented swinging:

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Hey, get out of here Drexel! I don't even know why you're in this thread! Kayla isn't a woman obsessed with lingerie who would wear it for someone other than her husband, and she certainly isn't close with ANYONE that could arrange an interracial gang-bang. Nick-Nick-Nick-listen-Nick, this is why people speculate on Kayla's sexual activities regarding Drexel and/or other people. Not saying the allegations are 100% true, but if you are trying to make them stop, you're doing it wrong.

Diagnosis for Kayla: minor to moderate mental, emotional, and perhaps even spiritual impairment/retardation. As such, the only people who can help her are those who are currently caring for her, and unfortubately that seems to be Nick (or Drexel).

To Elissa and Cynthia. I recognize the loss of someone you cared about. You tried your best for Kayla.

A friend once told me; don't be glad it's over, be sad it happened. He was kind of a dick.
 
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If two consenting adults want to do weird kink shit, idgaf. The thing that makes me feel creeped out is that he knew this girl since she was 13 and he was around 30, knew the family well enough to go to movies and vacations with them---then turns around and gets in a relationship with her as an adult. It's fucking weird.
Yeah I've never really given much of a fuck what consenting adults want to do in their free time, other than to laugh at weirdos it doesn't concern me, what skeevs me out about this is both how he knew her when she was a fucking child and the fact he's so casual about fucking his "friends" kid.
Friends don't let friends do drugs.
They damn sure don't dress their daughters in gimp suits and ball gags and fuck them, it's fucking gross.
That to me ain't a friend.

I'm sure there's some truth in there somewhere, but Drex's stories always came off to me as a blowhard old creep that's watched too much porn, talking shit to impress his drinking buddy.
I don't believe this dumb asshole is the nigger Larry Flynt, travelling the country fighting off slutty chicks and organizing gangbangs, like I said his stories sound like bad porno scripts, I think he's full of shit.
 
Now while I liked Nick and Barnes talking about Crowder, because Nick is at his best when talking about dumb stuff and it’s connection to law, i did get a kick out of two things particulary

First, the idea that he wasn’t restricted and got to say what he wanted to say on YT, as if he has not mentioned about waiting x amount of time to say shit pr the entire time he was talking about the coof or elections having to tiptoe around it. He says that’s not an issue currently but of course it’s fucking not. The election and the coof have been and gone and they’ve admitted they were screwing with us. It’s going to be an issue in 24.

Second, the admittance thst at first he hit an obvious stumbling block with rumble. The thing he said was absolutely not happening and everyone was silly for saying clearly was
 
I'm not gonna name any names, and this is by no means an attempt to shame anybody in particular, but I think what might be happening here is that a few people are having difficulty with the idea of going back through Nick and Drex's old content and applying a more critical eye to it. There might be an assumption that because something wasn't discussed at the time, there was nothing that could be discussed. When, in reality, what likely happened is that nobody wanted to appear overly critical of somebody who was held in high esteem by a lot of people on the Farms and wasn't widely perceived as a lolcow. It's no secret that a lot of opinions are being expressed here now that would have not been well-received even a year ago.

Some people kept a close eye on Nick from the beginning or let his behavior slide but didn't forget. Nicks bad decisions were adding up and notes were taken for some time before Balldogate happened. Even at the early moments of Nick's career a vote was started on Nick's dox being released if he ever became a lolcow, so some people predicted this with Nostradamus levels accuracy. Hindsight is 20/20 so I am sure anyone that looks back at Nick's old content would slap themselves in the face over how they didn't catch Nick falling sooner. Regarding good faith and high esteem, Nick was genuinely untouchable, yeah you could criticise them but step out of line and people would be mad and think you are a nutter or an a-logging sperg. Thing is, Nick had to make the first bad move and I'm glad that KF didn't put his dick in their mouths and went for the throat the moment Nick went full lolcow regardless of his former good standing here.
 
What were Nick's best interviews? The Shane one?
Shane was hilarious, but that wasn't an interview. That was straight up Internet bloodsports. Nick might have intended it to be an interview, but it definitely descended into IBS.

Nick claims he hates IBS now. Notwithstanding the fact that particular shitshow probably did gangbusters for Vic's GFM, and sent Weeb Wars roaring out of the gate in style.

Sadly, I think Nick's very best interview of all time was Tonkasaw, circa January 2019. He calmly asked pointed questions. None of them were cringe or degenerate. He let Tonkasaw hang himself, and Tonka was so dumb he obliged. It might not be uproariously funny, but it was a the very definition of a good insightful interview. He gently fucked Tonka, and did it with a smile. Tonka unwittingly thanked him at the end. A lot of people probably got the impression that Nick was an ace at cross-examination from that. And maybe, at that point in his life, he was.


Early 2019 Rekieta was best Rekieta. He's fallen a lot since then.

So he groomed this girl from when she was a child basically.
We don't know that, and we'll probably never truly know that, but I'd be lying if I didn't say his story is a bit sussy baka. She was 13 when he was in his 30s, and they developed a sub-dom relationship later. It suggests a creepy age/power disparity that turned sexual. Unless the mom is the biggest prude in the universe, I don't know why she'd lose her shit about her adult daughter banging Drex unless there's some additional background behind their relationship that caused her concern (i.e. grooming).

For the moment, I'll defend Drex against claims of fucking this girl while she was underage. That's a serious claim with no evidence. However, virtually all other speculation is fair game as far as I'm concerned. The guy is a treasure trove of weird degenerate shit. He shouldn't get a pass. It is not the Kiwi way.
 
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We don't know that, and we'll probably never truly know that, but I'd be lying if I didn't say his story is a bit sussy baka. She was 13 when he was in his 30s, and they developed a sub-dom relationship later. It suggests a creepy age/power disparity that turned sexual. Unless the mom is the biggest prude in the universe, I don't know why she'd lose her shit about her adult daughter banging Drex unless there's some additional background behind their relationship that caused her concern (i.e. grooming).
Iirc I think the reason the mom was pissed is because the mom wanted to fuck Drex too. Women get mad when they are upsraged by the daughter.
 
but I think what might be happening here is that a few people are having difficulty with the idea of going back through Nick and Drex's old content and applying a more critical eye to it.
I think what's happening here is that some people put the law so above morality they let it replace it entirely, and they unknowingly channel balldo nick when this clashes with how most others see it.
 
She was 13 when he was in his 30s, and they developed a sub-dom relationship later. It suggests a creepy age/power disparity that turned sexual. Unless the mom is the biggest prude in the universe,
You don't have to be a prude to be pissed your friend fucked your kid. Drex directly supported the very thot behavior he said he was against. If I had a friend who I knew for years and they turned around and fucked my daughter I'd be killing a mofo.
 
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