Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Early in the stream cobes mentioned that if he keeps on staying broke and in debt that he's going to start an onlyfans for his of age female fans, and he sounded serious about it.
So with cobes "cutting back" and an imminent onlyfans featuring cobes wearing boxxy eyeliner bringing in the cash and of age female fans, I think things are really looking up for him.
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eaglesfan665 said:
Is it just me or is he generally being less delusional today? He admitted that he looks bad and has also said that his guitar playing could be "more structured"
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I haven't watched them all, but in the last few streams it seems like he's certainly more sober than usual. When he talks he sounds like how he used to talk with a more energetic cadence. Might just be me though.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
I haven't watched them all, but in the last few streams it seems like he's certainly more sober than usual. When he talks he sounds like how he used to talk with a more energetic cadence. Might just be me though.
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It's just a logistics issue. His account is in the negative. If his pay piggies would get off their lazy selfish asses and throw money at him for doing nothing he could get back to the serious business of drinking to excess. I bet he's feeling really good about that $200 tacticool soap order right about now. I've always said that the only way Copes will see any sobriety is if his piggies fall off. Hard to blame the piggies when he's almost $400 in the red though. It just goes to show how dependent on his piggies and how lazy he's become. The only reason he streamed for 3 hours today was because he was broke. Same thing with the wands. Makes you wonder how much per day he's been spending on alcohol, doesn't it? He hasn't even been ordering pizza. Just booze.
 
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He pays so much in delivery fees that it's ridiculous. That and his large tactical soap haul did him in this time.

He is a lot more tolerable when he's sober and not sitting on his high horse which has been his status quo for the past 3 years. Kind of refreshing to see him back to being a little less self-delusional about things. Usually he only shows that anymore on camera when he's got his hand up Shon.

He definitely is looking for donations. He'll probably be back live later tonight with chat enabled. Preciate it, toobz.

He popped on Krystal's stream for a short time yesterday. Not much that was interesting. Krystal let regular friend/Keffals lookalike Nicolette Nicotine panel one-on-one with Josh to discuss what they'd do on a date together. Josh was timid as usual and only appeared on camera to simulate cunnilingus. Seizurerobot also popped on panel a bit before Josh, but nothing of note.
 
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ManMandol said:
Early in the stream cobes mentioned that if he keeps on staying broke and in debt that he's going to start an onlyfans for his of age female fans, and he sounded serious about it.
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He's attempted this before. He was supposed to send over some photo identification as a part of signing up for it but he "had difficulties."

I know that if he genuinely DOES set it up properly, no doubt one of his discord retards will help him, there will be a renaissance of asshole pictures the likes of which we've never seen before.

charlesdickens said:
Krystal let regular friend/Keffals lookalike Nicolette Nicotine panel one-on-one with Josh to discuss what they'd do on a date together.
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It's one thing to poke fun at the little boglim for being a dingaling on the internet, he opens himself up to that and frankly with how big his head is, sometimes he just deserves it but....fuck, man. Josh has cried himself stupid about being so lonely and being so unfuckable in his rare and candid moments, this shit seriously fucks him up. It's scummy shit to lead him on like you're his friend, like you're gunna suck him off and be his girlfriend. There's literally no hope for him to ever have a girlfriend again and he knows that, don't fuckin' feed him with false hope and then rip it away. Basically exactly what that fucking scumbag Scotty did.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He definitely is looking for donations. He'll probably be back live later tonight with chat enabled. Preciate it, toobz.
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Exactly what he's doing right now. He's been promised $100 from a paypig if he drinks a whole bottle of fleischmann's vodka on stream, while watching the guys shitty youtube video.
 
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UncleBlazer said:
Exactly what he's doing right now. He's been promised $100 from a paypig if he drinks a whole bottle of fleischmann's vodka on stream, while watching the guys shitty youtube video.
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Hoping the pay piggie doesn't come through for him so we get another rage about not being paid for doing a challenge like when he ate a peach and told Clint he loves him on stream
 
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Why is the fly fucking would this jackass spend 200 bucks on Tactical Soap? I know he isn't sponsored anymore, but was he expecting them to start sponsoring him again if he bought a metric fuck ton of their shit? Even then it still doesn't make sense because he wasn't getting any money from them in the first place, even though he was sponsored, right?
 
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Drunk Smurf Lore said:
We're missing out on some dank Bible study streams.
"and Jesus said to them, "truly I say to you, before Abraham was, I am," EXACTLY MY POINT, JESUS. THANK you. It's like, He was, y'knowm sayin? Ok toobz please turn your page to Ezekiel 23:20 hehe yeeessssth.
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we'll never get sunday drinking streams where he drink combos the blood of christ :(
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Why is the fly fucking would this jackass spend 200 bucks on Tactical Soap? I know he isn't sponsored anymore, but was he expecting them to start sponsoring him again if he bought a metric fuck ton of their shit? Even then it still doesn't make sense because he wasn't getting any money from them in the first place, even though he was sponsored, right?
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He had(has?) a coupon code that I presume would give him a cut of the sale if someone used it.
As for why he would spend $200 on soap when he was already in the negative and visibly doesn't shower enough? Because he's a rube
 
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