🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 279 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.3%

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What exactly is there to do for Ralph in Italy? Drink Sambuca and pretend to give a fuck about historic stuff? I really don't think he'll get hurt by Italians unless he gets ridiculously drunk and starts calling people niggers. They're generally a jovial, rustic, and traditional people. I can say that from experience. He's a million more times likely to get robbed than he is to be harmed. Italians are probably going to be more amused than angry at the tiny American cowboy with his gay hat.

What he does everywhere else, walks around imagining what a vacation would be like if he was with someone he actually loved, with a kid he actually wanted, while taking time off from a job he actually could tell other people the truth about, while sending pictures to a family he actually got along with.

But alas that's all just wistful thoughts in his head as his overtired baby he's selfishly dragged around the country and world through flights or drives suffers and the woman that wants him dead as quickly as possible without it being able to be blamed on her. Maybe his life insurance policy is god damned fucking amazing
 
What exactly is there to do for Ralph in Italy? Drink Sambuca and pretend to give a fuck about historic stuff? I really don't think he'll get hurt by Italians unless he gets ridiculously drunk and starts calling people niggers. They're generally a jovial, rustic, and traditional people. I can say that from experience. He's a million more times likely to get robbed than he is to be harmed. Italians are probably going to be more amused than angry at the tiny American cowboy with his gay hat.
I would imagine due to Ralph’s size and horrible fitness he really can’t do the normal vacation type activities. We will never see him kayaking, parasailing, zip lining, hiking, backpacking, cycling, climbing, or swimming. All he can do is waddle around with compression socks, eat, drink, and play with his phone.
 
I would imagine due to Ralph’s size and horrible fitness he really can’t do the normal vacation type activities. We will never see him kayaking, parasailing, zip lining, hiking, backpacking, cycling, climbing, or swimming. All he can do is waddle around with compression socks, eat, drink, and play with his phone.
And holler non-stop. The Portugal 2 stream was nothing but people giving him stares like they want to strangle him just to get him to STFU, LOL.

Even funnier is how oblivious he was to it.
 
Ralph's "holiday" is going to be like all of his holidays.

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Maybe his life insurance policy is god damned fucking amazing
Lol you think he cares about Meigh and Rozy enough to have life insurance? No way. When he dies they will be left with nothing but maxed out credit cards, pawpaws ring (worth about $3.50) and the bowling trophy. Meigh will have to start selling off Ralph memorobilia like Harry Morris is right now just to afford a plane ticket back to the US to beg her father on her knees to forgive her and to start giving her money again.
 
Bold of you guys to assume Ralph won’t just go to the usual tourist spots to take a few photos and then return to his hotel room to browse kiwifarms and twitter for the rest of the day until he goes to a low to mid priced restaurant to buy something overpriced and then brag about being cultured (while browsing kiwifarms at the restaurant)

Also found the hotel Ralph will be staying at

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And holler non-stop. The Portugal 2 stream was nothing but people giving him stares like they want to strangle him just to get him to STFU, LOL.

Even funnier is how oblivious he was to it.
Because his focus is always on that glowing screen. If Ralph goes to Rome he will spend far more time staring at his own fat face and reading KF and twitter any than ancient ruins, scenery or art.
 
were dose keep getting enough money to travel around? i know he stays at his hotel and dose nothing but a plane ticket still costs money.
 
were dose keep getting enough money to travel around? i know he stays at his hotel and dose nothing but a plane ticket still costs money.
When you gamble you sometimes win. Also he's not the type of person that pays his debts, rents, insurances, buys groceries etc. So he "saves" alot that way. He "spared himself" all the normal living expenses, for a time. On paper he is as destitute as it gets. If he paid part of what he owes he'd be sleeping under the bridge counting remaining debts.
 
were dose keep getting enough money to travel around? i know he stays at his hotel and dose nothing but a plane ticket still costs money.
Harry’s CC paid for his trip to Vegas. He was saying he found tickets to Rome for a few hundred bucks, but would also need to drive four hours to the airport lol.

It’s pretty cheap to travel if your only metric is finding cheap flights and you stay in nasty lodgings. Work and responsibilities at home are the reason most people don’t travel more often, but if you don’t have a job, don’t care about your pets or kids it would be easy to take trips whenever.

Most people just plan to do it once or twice a year so they can do it in style and comfort, splurge on nice lodging and meals. Ralph just does it whenever he’s in drunken mental crisis and can find cheap tickets. Remember he had to fundraise by offering to show his Gunt and googly eyes to get home from Lisbon, while staying on some guy’s mom’s sofa.

Ralph isn’t traveling, he’s trying to flee from his current miserable existence.
 
I think one of the biggest reasons he moved to Mexico was for the cheap food and rent. I think he is realizing there is a reason why people from Mexico would rather live in an overcrowded apartment in the Bronx than the tropical "paradise" they came from.
 
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Imagine how mentally damaging it must be to have gone on a bender, a really bad bender, and all he kept seeing is his audience calling him the Ralphamale and King, his new wife bringing him more fuel for the bender and not a single one of them showed any concern or told him maybe it was time to stop.

Now let's be clear, this is also once again, all his fault. He created this space for himself where everyone only EVER gives him positive feedback. Any slight dissenting opinion on ANYTHING gets you ostracized until you donate or beg to be let back in as has been seen in his streams plenty of times.

It's even more disturbing when you realize that these aren't simply just yes men he's surrounded himself with, there is the joke that they are the Alpha a-lawgs who kill him with kindness, but they are just a bunch of delusional nuts who truly think Ralph is the pinnacle of manlyhood.

When his organs start shutting down and he's in horrible pain and one day starts up a stream to put a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger, the last message from one of his fans will be "Here King, you dropped this 👑"

Ralph coukd literally blow his brains out on stream Ronnie Mcnutt style and the subhuman cozycattle in his chat would probably just sperg about steven crowder, tucker carlson, post gifs like nothing even happened for several minutes until a janny takes the stream down. They're oblivious, domesticated, and trained to only praise on cozy and never criticize.
 
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I dont know where you people get the idea that Europe is some shithole warzone filled with football hooligans ready to beat you up.
As long as you dont act like a drunken white trash wigger and dont fuck around the red light districts you should be a-ok.

Oh wait...
 
I dont know where you people get the idea that Europe is some shithole warzone filled with football hooligans ready to beat you up.
As long as you dont act like a drunken white trash wigger and dont fuck around the red light districts you should be a-ok.

Oh wait...
Ethan managed to convince someone to smash his face in in the middle of winter in a summer holiday destination. Where there's a will, there's a way.
 
Ralph isn’t traveling, he’s trying to flee from his current miserable existence.
His problem is that no matter how far he runs away, he carries that Gunt with him.
I dont know where you people get the idea that Europe is some shithole warzone filled with football hooligans ready to beat you up.
Nobody said Europe in general. Rome definitely is though. And people were shocked he managed to get his ass kicked in Lisbon of all places.
 
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