If you think about it, being a lolcow is really the highlight of this dude’s entire life, for better or worse. He’s an attention whore. He might not be receiving the kind of attention he wants, but it’s attention nonetheless. Chibi has become part of my personal daily cow rotation because he is near consistent in doing/saying something stupid, or at the very least, he makes creepy remarks on frumpy eGirl pictures on Twitter. If he ever wanted this to end, all he would have to do is make an effort at not being terminally online, but such is the case for pretty much everyone documented here.
If we (or the Internet) weren’t discussing his antics, he wouldn’t receive the asspats he loves from the very few people who give them out. He would have close to nothing, and no one.