Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

She doesn't have the type of stories that the tweet is referring to because she never actually goes anywhere. In particular, she never goes anywhere alone-- she's always with one or both parents. You're going to get a lot less creepy interaction if your parents are with you, even if (or maybe even especially) if your parents are the elder Friglys. Other people collect these pervy male stories when someone keeps coming in their workplace, won't leave them alone at the grocery store, asks inappropriate questions at the gym. The possibilities are kind of endless, but they do involve leaving your house and functioning like a normal adult.

The most inappropriate of her stories was the AOL one: in other words, one that took place online, because that's where Staph is all day. And, incidentally, that's also where she stages her own inappropriate gambits. Staph is more often the perv than the perv-ee, but she doesn't acknowledge or recognize that.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The grossest part of this whole string of stories is that she put a dollar in her mouth tbh.

 

[redcent]

The grossest part of this whole string of stories is that she put a dollar in her mouth tbh.

For a moment I thought she put a dirty coin in her mouth, then had to remind myself that over there it'll be a note

 

[it's pronounced gif]

For a moment I thought she put a dirty coin in her mouth, then had to remind myself that over there it'll be a note

toss a coin to your wxtcher

 

[Humbert Humbert]

For a moment I thought she put a dirty coin in her mouth, then had to remind myself that over there it'll be a note

She would probably choke on the coin.

 

[Ophelia]

The grossest part of this whole string of stories is that she put a dollar in her mouth tbh.

Well, the masturbator was a bit…yeesh. But yeah, money is filthy. Don’t put it in your mouth.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

After her silence on her public twitter yesterday (she still liked and retweeted shit, just didn’t say anything), our darling Staph has spoken to say that she’s happy to mail orders even though she had walk through the snow and ice to mail them. [A]

I don’t think she meant for it to sound as negative as some of us may perceive it, but she’s kinda retarded, so effective communication isn’t one of her strong suits (not that she has any besides being retarded, anyways).

Two minutes later she begs for a retweet from someone with 13.7k followers. [A]

Her pinned tweet:

Yeah, I checked and she sold two patches in the time her store has been half off.

Is blocking people being transphobic. [A]

It isn’t really important what that tweet is, trust me. Just take from this that Staph has to block anybody displaying transphobic views.

She also watched M3GAN. [A]

 

[Vi0l3t]

 

[Chromeo]

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No, you got that backwards. You manage to make good look shit. ftfy.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Wut....so she wants smaller breasts?
Also, still eye-fucking herself

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Does she like, press her lips together when she's taking a photo or something? She always has that wierd puckered asshole mouth going on but that latest photo has almost a :} effect and I can't tell if she's getting jowls or what.

 

[Anna O]

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That’s pretty damn near a Robyn (of Empathic Nutritionist fame) level eyefuck, good lord Gyro

 

[Ophelia]

Yarrow, your hair makes you look like a girl. But way to go, trying out a button down! The flowery print kind of emphasizes what’s going on in the chest area, but it’s still more flattering than a t-shirt.

Wut....so she wants smaller breasts?

Wouldn’t you? Imagine the back pain. She’s said she won’t get them reduced, though. Possibly because insurance won’t cover it above a certain BMI.

Also, still eye-fucking herself

Yarrow thinks it’s manly and sexy. Zoolander is manlier than this picture.

 

[glass_houses]

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It's been a while since I hung out with gay men, but not even the biggest flaming queen would wear that shirt. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in my country, no woman under sixty would wear something like that. Also, a fashionable fag wears all his shirts very tight.

It just continues to boggle my mind how bad Staph's human suit is. Usually going to university is incredibly helpful for a sped's social development, but all that just passed her right by. The best display of social ability she ever performed in her whole life was convincing some mentally ill tweens that she was the ghost of Michael Jackson over the internet. She's intellectually impaired, yes, but not cripplingly so. She is capable of much better functioning than she displays. What does cripple her is the classic defining lolcow trait: a raging Narcissistic personality disorder. A savvy autist will watch their surroundings very carefully when they're being forced to (ick) socialise and they will carefully take note of body language, what people are wearing, how they talk and move. A human suit is the work of a lifetime. I don't think it'd ever occur to Staph that she needs one.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's been a while since I hung out with gay men, but not even the biggest flaming queen would wear that shirt. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in my country, no woman under sixty would wear something like that. Also, a fashionable fag wears all his shirts very tight.

It just continues to boggle my mind how bad Staph's human suit is. Usually going to university is incredibly helpful for a sped's social development, but all that just passed her right by. The best display of social ability she ever performed in her whole life was convincing some mentally ill tweens that she was the ghost of Michael Jackson over the internet. She's intellectually impaired, yes, but not cripplingly so. She is capable of much better functioning than she displays. What does cripple her is the classic defining lolcow trait: a raging Narcissistic personality disorder. A savvy autist will watch their surroundings very carefully when they're being forced to (ick) socialise and they will carefully take note of body language, what people are wearing, how they talk and move. A human suit is the work of a lifetime. I don't think it'd ever occur to Staph that she needs one.

I'm still stuck on how a person of such...modest appearance has such a big ego about her physical appearance. Cows are inherently delusional, but this one.... If you told me that photo was a 1988 photo of somebody's frumpy mid-50s middle-school teacher going wild and wearing her 1982-bought flowered shirt for Field Day on the last day of school (her usual chunky-knit seasonally themed cardigans being too heavy for a morning outdoors), I'd have believed you.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

these are tablet selfies right? is that why they always look weird

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Wut....so she wants smaller breasts?
Also, still eye-fucking herself

Like every other woman who identifies as "enby" or "transmasc" she probably wants them removed altogether. I know there was a phase where she wore a binder but either it was too small and they don't make them in fatass sizes, or she couldn't handle the discomfort and gave up on it. So much for being committed to the genderspecial identity.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

these are tablet selfies right? is that why they always look weird

I think even tablet is optimistic, iirc she uses a laptop webcam for her selfies like it's the early 2000s.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Autism

Edit: Also, I feel compelled to point out that she literally looks like she’s in her 50’s in that selfie she posted. This is what FAS and autism does to a person. The T will not help this in the slightest. Can’t wait until she tries telling us she has a full beard when we can’t see shit.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Like every other woman who identifies as "enby" or "transmasc" she probably wants them removed altogether. I know there was a phase where she wore a binder but either it was too small and they don't make them in fatass sizes, or she couldn't handle the discomfort and gave up on it. So much for being committed to the genderspecial identity.

Nah. Like everything else in her life, Staph talks big talk online and does 0 in real life. She has no problems with her gross lumpy body and flappy "babblers". She just likes attention and feeling special and putting any label on herself that aligns with whoever she feels like fighting with that week.