Sam Hyde

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Even stupider than that I think he was for questioning the covid vaccine.
I posted the rant about China that got him shitcanned on Instagram on one of the first pages of the thread, it happened within the same week so assumed it was just crossplatform
 
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Unironically Null is right about Nick being the last bastion of MDE humor, and his desire to replace Jet as a silent producer is warranted because Jet is a literal stalker to Sam who made his intentions known through years of perseverance towards Sam. Just read 15% of the Jet & his dad leaks by kiwis, only a couple pages back, Zoomers only understand MDE at a glance. They follow Sam for the same reasons they follow Tate. Sam’s cult of desperate zoomers will destroy his legacy.
 
Personally, I think Sam is still hilarious, but only when it's pre-planned. His streams are really boring, and frankly, so is what I've seen of his podcast, but the stuff he's done on his HydeWars channel in the last few years was great.
 
Personally, I think Sam is still hilarious, but only when it's pre-planned. His streams are really boring, and frankly, so is what I've seen of his podcast, but the stuff he's done on his HydeWars channel in the last few years was great.
The main reason Sam's streams are meh is he's not an on the fly comedy type of guy. He's not a Zach Hadel or Nick Mullen type of guy who can come up with super witty jokes on command. He's more suited to sketches and prewritten videos.
 
The main reason Sam's streams are meh is he's not an on the fly comedy type of guy. He's not a Zach Hadel or Nick Mullen type of guy who can come up with super witty jokes on command. He's more suited to sketches and prewritten videos.
Sam also tends to drag on a joke for too long, without the ability to continue it in a way that doesn't wear out it's welcome. Like, he'll say "lol make me a sandwich" and then he'll repeat that phrase or something like it for four minutes longer than the joke really needs to be.

Brevity is the soul of wit, Mr. Hyde.
 
Recently had a whiff of nostalgia so I loaded up MDE: WP. One of the transitional slides caught my eye so I paused. This flashed for a second on the screen:

“If you’re on a date and the broad starts talking about the “wage gap” or really anything remotely like that, just ask for the bill and get going. It’s not going to go well for you. Also take it from some guys who have been tearing up poizi like maniacs for the past decade, it’s not worth it. Poizi is literally not that good, chasing it is psychologically destructive and if you are crazy over it it’s possible you have father issues honestly. I literally think I acted that way cus I wanted to impress my pops. Pretty cool huh? Date around in your 20s and have fun but don’t be a cad… Age 28 maximum start looking for a mentally stable person to raise children with… Someone who will do dishes and cook without being a **** and will hypothetically do stuff like stay by your side if you’re ever in the hospital for a long time, find one of these who hasn’t had 15+ dicks in her. Do not date broads who drink or smoke weed…

Every minute you spend in your 20s trying to rack up a score with a blown-out [popular image blogging website] powerdyke tattoo girls is wasted time.. does she make lo-fi music with a tape recorder and some old sequencer thing? Waste of time. Does she study art at an art school? Waste of time. Does she have a blog where she post all the cool stuff she finds and all the cool washed out grungy images and landscapes she finds? Waste of time. You should spend that time honing a skill, building your network, pursuing some goal, finding your purpose, bettering yourself, etc.

Also, I know you’re a fucking ATHIEST and you hate GOD and GOD IS SO FAKE IT’S LIKE IT PISSES ME OFF, but your life will be 100% easier and better if you wind up with a girl who was raised Christian. That’s just the way it is. Once a month she’ll say something about how she wants to save your soul, or maybe you will actually have to go to church once a week, but it is worth it 1000% we promise you. Take a road trip to the south and go to a few [popular chicken restaurant] you will see what I mean. The girls who work at [popular chicken restaurant] in the south are sweet, even-tempered, have promise rings and if you ever actually get a career that requires you to travel she is less likely to be blowing Chad while you are out trying to pay the bills. Also on the off chance that God is real you’ll get some brownie points. “

I think this about sums up Sam’s religious views. He’s not overtly religious, he’s more matter-of-fact that if the way of the world is coked out whores divorce-raping the first man she can get her hands on & demonic drag queens raping children, God is the better option.
God is real and his message to mankind is contained within the pages of the Bible. The Bible is historically accurate, includes references to rulers (Jewish and non-Jew) who have been verified to have existed via archeological evidence, and is the most intra-referenced piece of literature in the world. Men from different ages of history contributed to it and they all match up in accuracy, direction, theme, and details. It is the most printed book in the world (they say Harry Potter overtook it but that includes all HP books), it has shaped the history of the world, and the versions found in the Dead Sea scrolls match perfectly the text we have of the Old Testament in modern times. Jesus is real, the Bible is accurate, and it’s god’s message to you, me, and all of mankind. Take some time out of your life to sit down and read it. It will fill that empty void in your soul that you try to fill (unsuccessfully) with earthly things.

 
God is real and his message to mankind is contained within the pages of the Bible. The Bible is historically accurate, includes references to rulers (Jewish and non-Jew) who have been verified to have existed via archeological evidence, and is the most intra-referenced piece of literature in the world. Men from different ages of history contributed to it and they all match up in accuracy, direction, theme, and details. It is the most printed book in the world (they say Harry Potter overtook it but that includes all HP books), it has shaped the history of the world, and the versions found in the Dead Sea scrolls match perfectly the text we have of the Old Testament in modern times. Jesus is real, the Bible is accurate, and it’s god’s message to you, me, and all of mankind. Take some time out of your life to sit down and read it. It will fill that empty void in your soul that you try to fill (unsuccessfully) with earthly things.

This is a Sam Hyde appreciation thread, not r/debateanatheist
 
Christ is King, the Way the Truth and the Life

Sam’s religious beliefs aren’t much discussed but he does vehemently and aggressively hate atheists because they are close minded and arrogant. Sam has said in some stream that declaring atheism is much like sayting you’re done with learning because someone else will always know more than you
 
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Christ is King, the Way the Truth and the Life

Sam’s religious beliefs aren’t much discussed but he does vehemently and aggressively hate atheists because they are close minded and arrogant. Sam has said in some stream that declaring atheism is much like sayting you’re done with learning because someone else will always know more than you
He is like Jordan Peterson, they are atheists in reality but they want the unwashed masses stay religious "for their own good."
 
This is a Sam Hyde appreciation thread, not r/debateanatheist
It's not. If people want to shit on him, they're free to do so. I legit hate his grifter-tier shit, DMCAing everything for example. But the response to the "wife" of Icuckkkz was really good. I do like Nick a lot more tbh.
 
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Sam also tends to drag on a joke for too long, without the ability to continue it in a way that doesn't wear out it's welcome. Like, he'll say "lol make me a sandwich" and then he'll repeat that phrase or something like it for four minutes longer than the joke really needs to be.

Brevity is the soul of wit, Mr. Hyde.
This is part of why, despite hating Sam, I hope that they make World Peace 2, because the format encourages a lot of his worst tendencies, especially dragging out a mediocre joke long beyond its lifespan.

I expect that seeing what Sam makes when he takes something serious without those damn (((executives))) stifling his vision will take some of the bloom off the rose
 
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