Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

[Agent Proper]

Key take away from OIC is don't pretend to be retarded.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Since it was brought up, as a curiosity, when I heard @Shirō Ishii my first thought wasn't that he was spanish, am I the only one? You sound like you know and speak some asian language, probably east, maybe Chinese.

From memory, the only "potentially" spanish trait I remember is that you pronounce OIC as "o-eek".

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Since it was brought up, as a curiosity, when I heard @Shirō Ishii my first thought wasn't that he was spanish, am I the only one? You sound like you know and speak some asian language, probably east, maybe Chinese.

From memory, the only "potentially" spanish trait I remember is that you pronounce OIC as "o-eek".

You'd be correct. I'm multilingual and do speak Mandarin. I do pronounce OIC as one word rather than O-I-C. I gave him props for guessing I was Spanish from my voice alone but he took that as me thinking that he was well-traveled.

The main thing to know about the interview is that it only happened because suprcrzy got butthurt over OIC taking too long and that hearing him make an ass out of himself with his constant lying was entertaining, at least, to me it was.

 

[Free Jasper]

Having digested the interview and the responses on here my guess would be a single, lonely dude with a lot of disposable income, but not rich.

I don’t think the bodybuilder on his profile is him. He’s a proven liar and someone said Shiro once saw a picture of a fat hand. This betrays to me a lack of confidence and the desire to be someone he’s not. Someone unhappy with their life.

From how sheepish he got from being caught lying about his girlfriend and dog (he became flustered and didn’t even offer a tactical reason for the lie) I’d conclude very lonely. Clearly, not unlike Phil, he sees having a family unit as ‘success’ but he obviously can’t have it.

Given how keen he was to pretend he had some exciting international spy career, I reckon he has a boring job. If he is overweight and it gives him disposable income, likely an IT job.
It’s possible it’s some windfall or debt (we’ve seen both from dents) but he is well-spoken so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt with a real job.

I have friends with decent-ish jobs (70-80k) and no kids; it gives them incredible disposable income. I get the sense this guy is desperate for connections/attention more than the money he doesn’t spend irl.

In short; every bit as uninteresting as I first thought unfortunately but at least I can return to the main thread.
The only upside from watching the interview is confirmation Agent Proper is a fun dude.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

From how sheepish he got from being caught lying about his girlfriend and dog (he became flustered and didn’t even offer a tactical reason for the lie) I’d conclude very lonely. Clearly, not unlike Phil, he sees having a family unit as ‘success’ but he obviously can’t have it.

Given how keen he was to pretend he had some exciting international spy career, I reckon he has a boring job. If he is overweight and it gives him disposable income, likely an IT job.
It’s possible it’s some windfall or debt (we’ve seen both from dents) but he is well-spoken so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt with a real job.

I have friends with decent-ish jobs (70-80k) and no kids; it gives them incredible disposable income. I get the sense this guy is desperate for connections/attention more than the money he doesn’t spend irl.

I think you nailed it. OIC is very likely a socially awkward IT guy making decent money with no kids or real relationships who has a good amount of disposable income because it's just him. I think it's incredibly unlikely someone in a happy relationship making that much a year is watching DSP. As we've seen, virtually all his viewers are literal wheelchair bound retards. There has to be something really wrong with you to be able to not only sit thought his garbage but to donate to it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Regarding the Proper interview: What was his favorite pizza topping again?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Having digested the interview and the responses on here my guess would be a single, lonely dude with a lot of disposable income, but not rich.

I don’t think the bodybuilder on his profile is him. He’s a proven liar and someone said Shiro once saw a picture of a fat hand. This betrays to me a lack of confidence and the desire to be someone he’s not. Someone unhappy with their life.

From how sheepish he got from being caught lying about his girlfriend and dog (he became flustered and didn’t even offer a tactical reason for the lie) I’d conclude very lonely. Clearly, not unlike Phil, he sees having a family unit as ‘success’ but he obviously can’t have it.

Given how keen he was to pretend he had some exciting international spy career, I reckon he has a boring job. If he is overweight and it gives him disposable income, likely an IT job.
It’s possible it’s some windfall or debt (we’ve seen both from dents) but he is well-spoken so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt with a real job.

I have friends with decent-ish jobs (70-80k) and no kids; it gives them incredible disposable income. I get the sense this guy is desperate for connections/attention more than the money he doesn’t spend irl.

In short; every bit as uninteresting as I first thought unfortunately but at least I can return to the main thread.
The only upside from watching the interview is confirmation Agent Proper is a fun dude.

The body builder is confirmed to not be him. OIC found some rando guy, used his twitter profile then retarded detractors thought it was him (like OIC would use his real fucking photo) and harassed the guy off of Twitter. I do believe OIC when he says that he didn't think that would happen and that it was unintentional (he's not some Master Troll).

The IT job is also most likely true as he has shown to have enough knowledge about it and isn't just bullshitting. He most likely works cybersecurity. He has admitted that his job is boring and that he watches streams while in his office/cubicle. I did mention that he has a fat hand but I'm not willing to go as far to say that he is a complete fat fuck or that he even is one.

Based on his personal photos which he sent me, I do believe that he has some job which occasionally sends him overseas. Unless those photos were stolen from someone he knew off of Facebook. He says that he lives with a roommate.

OIC only really gets any attention because he is the biggest whale. If we went back a few years, then I think that Phil's other orbiters at that time would've dwarfed his antics until they left. Hell, Derich is much more interesting than OIC

 

[Free Jasper]

Fair enough. FWIW my job occasionally sends me to overseas offices but it’s absolutely nothing exciting. I certainly wouldn’t be bragging to others I’m sat in an office in Amsterdam instead of an office in my home country.

The lies about his body (even if he’s not a fat fuck) and girlfriend/dog still say to me he’s an unhappy individual.
The serial lying also prevent me believing anything he’s told you (room mates, etc) not that it affects my life in any way.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Fair enough. FWIW my job occasionally sends me to overseas offices but it’s absolutely nothing exciting. I certainly wouldn’t be bragging to others I’m sat in an office in Amsterdam instead of an office in my home country.

The lies about his body (even if he’s not a fat fuck) and girlfriend/dog still say to me he’s an unhappy individual.
The serial lying also prevent me believing anything he’s told you (room mates, etc) not that it affects my life in any way.

I did take things which he has said with a grain of salt, which is important. Of course, what I say could also be seen as lies as I haven't posted anything he sent me (photos, videos, etc.) on here and most likely won't

 

[EnjoyTheMent]

Mod Note: The next few pages (to 140) are from another autistic alleged OIC sock moved from the current main thread for containment.

The only way DSP could get most of the hate to stop would be two fold, stop acknowledging it, and stop doing the prestream live journal shit he is doing. He wont do either. If anything, his pre stream diary sessions are just going to get longer and longer, and the detractors will always get first priority. Hell, he even admitted that the detractors were one of the main reasons he will not be having a child for fucks sake.

 

[Tears for T]

The only way DSP could get most of the hate to stop would be two fold, stop acknowledging it, and stop doing the prestream live journal shit he is doing.

Phil knows that the drama and hate is the only thing that gives him money and views in the long run. Who the hell cares about his Oblivion playthrough, really? If he wants to be relevent he needs the hate.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The only way DSP could get most of the hate to stop would be two fold, stop acknowledging it, and stop doing the prestream live journal shit he is doing. He wont do either. If anything, his pre stream diary sessions are just going to get longer and longer, and the detractors will always get first priority. Hell, he even admitted that the detractors were one of the main reasons he will not be having a child for fucks sake.

He doesn't want the hate to stop. If the detractors forgot he existed today DSP's grift would be over. The victim routine is the only thing he's able to guilt people with.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

There are two ways Phil can stop the "hate": Either become a good streamer according to his abilities (see Drunk Smurf Lore), or become even more boring, so that you can't even watch him ironically, without tardrage, begging and stories about his and khet's inability to manage adult life. Of course, both things are not something Phil will do: Point 1 demands that he works and actually changes his MO, Point 2 will lower his income significantly. Status Quo is all Phil wants: A lot of money for hardly any work to whale out on WWE Champions plus Whale Tail Gin to numb the existential pain. Doing the same shit day in, day out without changing anything until he really has to or gets paid for it.

 

[MAWBD2]

The only way DSP could get most of the hate to stop would be two fold, stop acknowledging it, and stop doing the prestream live journal shit he is doing. He wont do either. If anything, his pre stream diary sessions are just going to get longer and longer, and the detractors will always get first priority. Hell, he even admitted that the detractors were one of the main reasons he will not be having a child for fucks sake.

Or admit he has a drinking and gatcha problem.

 

[EnjoyTheMent]

Fuck redemption I want to see him double down. Im unironically rooting for Philbert to just make more and more money. It would be fucking hilarious to see him with "rare" vidya art everywhere. Even more cables strewn throughout his snort fort. Brand new, skin tight marvel shirts and pajamas every week. Top 5 in Champions. He could continue to plump up Fat Khet with even more Door Dash. Even more robust Blu Ray collection. More alcohol. Fresh fucked up fade every other week. Whenever the new PS5 model drops he could pay the stupid lazy Amazon bitch to bring it up to his room. Then he would just plug it in right there next to the old shit PS5 and push the old wires over.

If you doubled his income he would just buy double the shit he buys now.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Fuck redemption I want to see him double down. Im unironically rooting for Philbert to just make more and more money. It would be fucking hilarious to see him with "rare" vidya art everywhere. Even more cables strewn throughout his snort fort. Brand new, skin tight marvel shirts and pajamas every week. Top 5 in Champions. He could continue to plump up Fat Khet with even more Door Dash. Even more robust Blu Ray collection. More alcohol. Fresh fucked up fade every other week. Whenever the new PS5 model drops he could pay the stupid lazy Amazon bitch to bring it up to his room. Then he would just plug it in right there next to the old shit PS5 and push the old wires over.

If you doubled his income he would just buy double the shit he buys now.

He just better not get that 2nd mortgage. The detractors would finally be totally destroyed if he was able to pull that off.

 

[EnjoyTheMent]

He just better not get that 2nd mortgage. The detractors would finally be totally destroyed if he was able to pull that off.

Could you imagine the power he would unlock with that second mortgage? The detractors would be on suicide watch.

 

[DeeTracktor]

You lads know Enjoy the Ment is OIC right?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

You lads know Enjoy the Ment is OIC right?

Is the 3 words name a tic or something?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Could you imagine the power he would unlock with that second mortgage? The detractors would be on suicide watch.

I can't even imagine! Null would probably have to shut down this sub-forum altogether and wipe it from the Kiwi Farms servers. Not having all that money from a 2nd mortgage is really the only thing holding him back. He'd never get one though. Not smart enough.