Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Oilspill Battery]

Jazz's various issues seem like the planks in the barrel. Anxiety would be one, depression another, the stinkditch another...

Where I am going with this is that being fat is like the 7th shortest plank and I would speculate that if planks 1-6 were addressed, the fatness would stand a better chance of clearing up.

You mean the 7th tallest plank? Its the short planks that need to be adressed first if I got that right.

 

[The stinky skink]

After watching the first episode of the new season, I have a renewed hatred for Jazz' hideous mother. I would also like to know if Jazz' dad has any testicles at all. He needs to have a conversation with his wife. It is strikingly clear that the year away from the parents at university was brilliant for Jazz. She actually seemed happy playing rugby and the moment Munchausen maman appeared on the scene you could see the anxiety creep right back into Jazz' soul. What kind of parent constantly tells their kid that there's danger around every corner because people want to murder other people just because they are trans? In the meantime, the parents seem oblivious to the fact that Sander has absolutely no direction nor purpose in life because they slathered their attention on Jazz.

Did we really need to know that the Jennings boys had condoms literally all over the place because of all the sex they are having? The mom can't let Jazz have a night out with friends at 21, but they can talk about all of the condoms all over the place. This American tv network showing all of this also has the show Sister Wives that seemed to set out to normalize and glamorize polygamy and that whole situation has crumbled and revealed that things are actually bad. Now we see similar happening with Jazz. The preview of the upcoming episodes make it seem like Jazz will do nothing but hide from murderous transphobes, but the dynamics that we witness here are that most of the problems come from being a part of this toxic, dysfunctional mother's family.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I'm glad for Jazz that he's playing rugby. Might get him out of his head for a bit, make him feel something in his body other than pain, and he'll make some friends. And even though he's a fat male, I don't think he's strong and fast enough to do any damage to the tough girls who play with him. So that's a win, I guess.

Courtesy of /jazz/ general.
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Sander was totally interested. But they couldn't pursue that storyline because they have to pretend Jess was in a relationship with another woman or it's not empowering to the FTMs.

Jeanette is FAT, she looks just like her son Jaron.

 

[NoReturn]

You know where these are from:

You mean the 7th tallest plank? Its the short planks that need to be adressed first if I got that right.

Hey look I found the name: Liebig's Law Of Minimum

Jeanette is FAT, she looks just like her son Jaron.

She's one of those mom's that's only happy if she's smaller/thinner/more beautiful than her own daughter, but since she can't compete with Ari, she goes for Jaron.

 

[Dr. Butt]

And this is when he's consciously squishing his arms as close to his sides as they'll go kek.

 

[Fapcop]

You know where these are from:
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Hey look I found the name: Liebig's Law Of Minimum
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She's one of those mom's that's only happy if she's smaller/thinner/more beautiful than her own daughter, but since she can't compete with Ari, she goes for Jaron.

“Increasing the supply of the deficient factor”…

Yes Jazz is fat, we all know that.

After watching the first episode of the new season, I have a renewed hatred for Jazz' hideous mother. I would also like to know if Jazz' dad has any testicles at all. He needs to have a conversation with his wife. It is strikingly clear that the year away from the parents at university was brilliant for Jazz. She actually seemed happy playing rugby and the moment Munchausen maman appeared on the scene you could see the anxiety creep right back into Jazz' soul. What kind of parent constantly tells their kid that there's danger around every corner because people want to murder other people just because they are trans? In the meantime, the parents seem oblivious to the fact that Sander has absolutely no direction nor purpose in life because they slathered their attention on Jazz.

The whole family is so fucked up, and how they dealt with Sander is a great example. (Never mind Jazz!)

Young, directionless… Likes to post on social media. Did they sit down and have a long talk with him? Find him a job and an apartment? Ffs, did they even tell him to go backpacking around the world and figure out himself?

Nah!

They basically bought him an internet bullshit degree, so Sander could sit and post to TikTok but also occasionally say “As someone who has a MASTERS DEGREE in SOCIAL MEDIA…”

 

[The stinky skink]

I also think that in this season more than ever you can see that Jeanette has no life outside of being "Jazz Jennings' supportive mother." She seems panicked at the idea that Jazz might make the break away from her and get a life of his own. It is truly disturbing.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I am still watching an old episode and I realized that part of Jazz's problem is that female spines curve to accommodate pregnancy (and by default, additional tits, ass, and gut). This is apparently visible at birth and they can use this to identify the sex of a skeleton!

You see a usual big gorl walking and her spine is like an S and she's keeping the center of gravity low, slumped a bit, walking with her pelvis, and using every ounce of counterbalance from back and ass that she can muster, but you watch Jazz walk around and he's doing the man thing of trying to straighten his spine and stick his chest out to carry weight.

That must be an unusually tiring method.

Do I want to sperg? Should I sperg? Yea, let’s do it!

Let’s pretend this is an episode Bones and I am Dr Brennan. A skeleton was found so let’s investigate.

Number one way to tell sex from a skeleton: the pelvis!

Now let’s say the pelvis is missing because of animals, or let’s just say it’s been dispersed into pieces and cannot be located. If so, the elbow can work. Long bone measurements and skull can further determine gender.

Skull: square jaw shape, brow ridge (prominent n men, not women), the weight of skull, thickness of the bones themselves, blunt upper eye margins, frontal bone appearance, the angle of the jaw and so on will all indicate male or female.

More ambiguous features may indicate someone was intersex when looking at a skeleton. You can also get genetic material off the bones to test them.

Okay, let’s say the skull is missing in addition to pelvis. Let’s move on.

Femur slant. If the thigh bone slants at 18 degrees, it’s female. 13 degrees, male. Also, females have a more narrower ribcage, shorter torso and a carry angle in their shoulders.

Long story short, lots and lots of ways to tell biological sex based on the skeleton.

Transgender makes no difference in terms of skeletal changes. You either have a male skeleton, female, maybe intersex (rare) or a skeleton where you can’t tell for whatever reason. Thus, there’s no such thing as a trans skeleton, non binary skeleton etc. and, it is currently unknown what the long-term effects of puberty blockers and hormone replacement therapy are on the skeletons and general physiology of trans individuals.

 

[castles]

In Jeanette's first appearance of the season, we see her on the interview couch crying about how her kids are all grown up and don't need her anymore. She says being a mother is the only thing that gives her life purpose. She blubbers about her pregnancies and about how she has such a special bond with her children simply because she was "connected to them for 9 months". Since she puts reproduction on a ridiculously high pedestal, it's especially cruel that she deprived her son of that ability.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Things that I noticed that may or may not have been mentioned (the farms is fucking up for me)
- Sanders' face of pain when Jeanette says that he knows a lot about porn

- "Im getting a lot of likes that means that a lot of people are okay with dating a trans person or theyre not seeing that I'm trans on my profile". or, Jazz, because they want to be on TV and you are a reality TV star.
- Jeanette tells Jazz that he has no need for condoms, implying that Jazz never gets dick.
- Jazz tells Jeanette that he fills condoms with water to play with it like a stress ball. He then says that he sucks on the water filled condoms too and it feels really great.
- Jeanette texts Jazz four times in a single minute (text timestamp starts at 10:49pm, current time on phone is 10:50pm)

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Of course they all feel empty. All their lives have been always about Jazz and Jazz is not a (somehow) independent person. Greg, Ari, and Griff have managed to make a life outside of Jazz, but not Sander and Jeanette, though.

And the show isn't even about Jazz: it's about Jazz being trans. Once he was done with the surgery, the "struggle" ended and he was meant to be a "normal" person. The show doesn't even know what to do with him any more because his life is boring. Sure, that's great for him as he's living his life the best he can (which is great), but TLC can't have that and neither can Jeanette.

I can see how Jazz, despite all the vagina talk, just want to be himself and forget he's trans, just a normal young person. And the show and his mother keep dragging him back into the poster boy for trans.

 

[Scrumption]

In Jeanette's first appearance of the season, we see her on the interview couch crying about how her kids are all grown up and don't need her anymore. She says being a mother is the only thing that gives her life purpose. She blubbers about her pregnancies and about how she has such a special bond with her children simply because she was "connected to them for 9 months". Since she puts reproduction on a ridiculously high pedestal, it's especially cruel that she deprived her son of that ability.

She said something surprisingly terfy too, about how a mother's relationship with her children is special because her children physically come from her and were connected to her.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

She said something surprisingly terfy too, about how a mother's relationship with her children is special because her children physically come from her and were connected to her.

The Jennings are pretty behind the times when it comes to trans discourse, but it’s okay because every child who gets put through the wringer means like, ten more dudes with intact cocks can serve their sentence in a womans prison.

 

[Fapcop]

Of course they all feel empty. All their lives have been always about Jazz and Jazz is not a (somehow) independent person. Greg, Ari, and Griff have managed to make a life outside of Jazz, but not Sander and Jeanette, though.

And the show isn't even about Jazz: it's about Jazz being trans. Once he was done with the surgery, the "struggle" ended and he was meant to be a "normal" person. The show doesn't even know what to do with him any more because his life is boring. Sure, that's great for him as he's living his life the best he can (which is great), but TLC can't have that and neither can Jeanette.

I can see how Jazz, despite all the vagina talk, just want to be himself and forget he's trans, just a normal young person. And the show and his mother keep dragging him back into the poster boy for trans.

There’s always something forced and artificial about the way he talks about vaginas.

“I want a vagina hehe! It’s been my dream for… Years!”

“After the surgery I was SOOO happy! I always dreamt of… It… Girls have vaginas and I’m a girl? You know?”

He uses the same tone of voice when he talks about relationships and partners.

“Now where is my girlfriend tee hee?!”

It never sounds like a genuine heartfelt wish, but as some kind of rationalization: “I’m a woman, so I should want a boyfriend/girlfriend because women want that!”

 

[NoReturn]

Moar dumping

- Jazz tells Jeanette that he fills condoms with water to play with it like a stress ball. He then says that he sucks on the water filled condoms too and it feels really great.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I honestly have no idea if any of the plot lines on this show are genuine, or if every one is scripted. Remember "Shane" the one-date wonder in season 3 who presented himself as the perfect accidental boyfriend, totally cool with chicks with dicks, wanted to see Jazz again, and then ... we never saw him again? This little article made it clear that it was 100% created by the producers:

Coral Springs Resident Appears on Episode of TLC's I Am Jazz

A Coral Springs resident will be guest starring on Wednesday night’s episode of I Am Jazz, a hit reality show on TLC that centers around transgender youth activist Jazz Jennings.

coralspringstalk.com

Remember, NOTHING on this show happens without a signed contract.

Late, I know. Reading that article, this passage stuck out for me:

When asked to talk about Jazz Jennings, Hofman said that she was an amazing person and would love to be a friend to her but being more than friends with her down the road would be too hard for him to do because of the physical challenges that can occur when dating someone who is transgendered.

“I have nothing against her story of embracing who she is,” said Hofman. “I need someone that can give me certain things, and she physically can’t. It’s not her fault, and I don’t have anything against that. That’s just how I feel.”

Oof...

 

[Fapcop]

Late, I know. Reading that article, this passage stuck out for me:


Oof...

Poor Jazz…

A chubby bulldyke is probably his most realistic option, which fucking sucks if you’re heterosexual and attracted to you know… Attractive women.

Fortunately for Jazz, he’s a Eunuch/asexual fridge person, so he will never really feel real sexual attraction either way.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sander looks like Jon Lovitz playing Ron Jeremy in a biopic about Ron's tragic death from every STD combined.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

There’s always something forced and artificial about the way he talks about vaginas.

“I want a vagina hehe! It’s been my dream for… Years!”

“After the surgery I was SOOO happy! I always dreamt of… It… Girls have vaginas and I’m a girl? You know?”

Imagine a kid born without legs. If we give them prosthetics, kid can say "now I can run!"

If the kid is born blind and gets a surgery, kid can say "now I can see!"

What Jazz would say? What does he thinks women do with their vaginas? Well, whatever he was told, he can't do it.

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Well, he is Jewish.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

A chubby bulldyke is probably his most realistic option, which fucking sucks if you’re heterosexual and attracted to you know… Attractive women.

Fortunately for Jazz, he’s a Eunuch/asexual fridge person, so he will never really feel real sexual attraction either way.

It will be interesting to see how that plays out. - Not from Jaron's perspective, but rather whether Jeanette will push him to have a girlfriend "because he's a lesbian" rather than a boyfriend.
TBH, I think his only realistic option is to find some ladyboy fetishist and learn to suck dick real good. No actual woman who wasn't completely insane would want to be lumbered with him OR his revolting family.