Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

YouTube video that seems to have been filmed before today’s stream. It’s a bunch of crying over mental illness and being afraid of the Farms. Also, trying to hype up a stream clip that will be posted tomorrow/today (depending on your time zone). He also admits to have been drinking before the BadEmpanada debate. He tries to blame that on his PTSD from Northern Ireland. It’s not worth watching tbh.
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YouTubers who start their vid with "zomg i didn't want to make this vid uWu" are fucking retards. No Lucas, you love to make this video, just to get some internet attention again.

 

[James Howlett]

Any time this fuckhead needs money, he invents reasons to be a victim.

Isn't this the modus operandi for all trannies?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Yeah, he admits to being memeufacturing
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The choking incident appeares to be troon on troon violence, many such cases, etc.

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this dude is a legit nutcase

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First time I've ever heard of "the N-Hole" refer to something other than the city of Atlanta. Keffals sure has some stand-up friends.

I’ve followed that guy samoyedcore on Twitter for years. The boyfriend Womu is a pretty typical troon whose entire online life (redundant?) centers on being genderspecial. Samoyedcore is a they/them with a dash of novelty: the majority of his online presence is about drug taking. (I sometimes wonder how long he is for this world.) I think he’s weird as fuck but generally harmless; the Keffals association is unwelcome news and suggests my evaluation may be wrong.

 

[irishAzoth]

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I didn't even know people did Circle Tweets... of course if anyone was going to do it then it was going to be Keffals.

I thought the "run over by a train" was an indication that Keffals went to the gym again and was feeling fatigue... but then I saw it
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I assure you that this isn't edited.

Now for the 24th Jan stream recap since apparently I'm a glutton for punishment:

• Once again being unable to commit to a single idea Keffals is now split on whether to leave Twitch and move the streams to Youtube.
• Keffals is blackpilled and no longer "gives a fuck anymore" because the Trans crowd are constantly dragging them online. Keffals is being more and more misogynistic recently by suggesting that "Trans Women experience some gender euphoria for once by shutting the fuck up"
• Keemstar offered for Keffals to go on Drama Alert to talk with the Quartering if Keem can set it up, of course Keffals loves this idea so expect the Keemstar discourse/cancellation to continue. Keffals ignored concerns by once again reiterating how they 'no longer care'
• "I spent a year trying to get people to like me and I realized that no matter what I do people are not going to like me"
• FarLeftShark seems to be one of the mods/fans who are bankrolling Keffals, giving out x5 subs at a time multiple times in a row, I saw them do it 2 days ago in DemonMama's stream chat the other day when Keffals was being discussed as well.
• Keffals had a discussion with BadEmpanada and started off by saying how telling people to kill themselves IS NEVER okay, later is forced to admit that they'd told Flamenco to kill themself. Promptly ends call within 5 minutes of this.
• Keffals spends the last 15 minutes on stream trying to calm down and 'I'm not owned!'ing, abruptly ends the stream after not being able to chill out.

Now that it's the 25th of January we can see how the Twitch subscriber count looks exactly a month after the last "white name genocide"/Festive stream ended. We've gone from 1090 Subscribers to 887 so a reasonable drop.

Lucas looks like he rips out the nastiest of ass cheese add in his diet of shitty italian food....
be glad he never graced us with actual farts in that god forsaken fart dominatrix video

 

[alien baby]

Damn, we all knew this was true but its crazy to me that he would just outright admit this.


Bad Empanada posted his latest response video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgIP2xAPEw
He seems surprised that Keffals would farm content off him by feigning taking offense to telling randos online to kill themselves. Idk bro, seems like everyone else managed to figure out he's a disingenuous hypocrite who lies constantly by now. These are some of the comments posted on the video.

With Keffals reputation circling the drain even among small breadtubers, this grifter will not have a single bridge left within the next six months lol

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Damn, we all knew this was true but its crazy to me that he would just outright admit this.
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Bad Empanada posted his latest response video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgIP2xAPEw
He seems surprised that Keffals would farm content off him by feigning taking offense to telling randos online to kill themselves. Idk bro, seems like everyone else managed to figure out he's a disingenuous hypocrite who lies constantly by now. These are some of the comments posted on tView attachment 4340018
With Keffals reputation circling the drain even among small breadtubers, this grifter will not have a single bridge left within the next six months lol

Good luck to this retard. All Qween Keffalls has to do is say "I'm Trans" and all will be forgiven!
In all seriousness though, I absolutely love that ONLY NOW has everyone figured out that Keffals is a serial liar who only cares about the two things he admitted to in that DM. Clout and Money.
Not like we haven't been saying that since #dropkiwifarms started or anything...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Damn, we all knew this was true but its crazy to me that he would just outright admit this.
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Bad Empanada posted his latest response video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgIP2xAPEw
He seems surprised that Keffals would farm content off him by feigning taking offense to telling randos online to kill themselves. Idk bro, seems like everyone else managed to figure out he's a disingenuous hypocrite who lies constantly by now. These are some of the comments posted on the video.
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With Keffals reputation circling the drain even among small breadtubers, this grifter will not have a single bridge left within the next six months lol

This Badempanada guy easily fell for the manufactured drama bait and away we go! Expect this back and forth to go on for a week or so, giving Keffals content for several more victim streams.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Isn't this the modus operandi for all trannies?

It's the modus operandi for pity party grifters. I've met some alright trannies who aren't fucked in the head bipolar nutcases, it would feel dishonest if I said it was all of them but it seems like there's a good portion of them that are like that, yeah.

Most trannies go through dissociation if they don't treat their problem with some form of psychotherapy, so lots of them become these psychotic internet freaks who lose their shit over the smallest stuff.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals pictured proudly standing in front of a book based on a conspiracy theory that downplays Soviet genocide.

[A (WIP)]
Siri, Enhance in on that...


I'd imagine this is old news though

Side note, Keffals down to 828 Subscribers on Twitch, that's a drop of 50 overnight so I guess that's the last of the Festive subscriptions over (Pre Christmas at least), this is a drop of about $200 a month if 50/50 split.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Any time this fuckhead needs money, he invents reasons to be a victim.

Isn't this the modus operandi for all trannies?

Like a certain lolcow who's in the "Jail of Fail" for incest?

 

[BoglimArchives]

Like a certain lolcow who's in the "Jail of Fail" for incest?

I think Chris is in jail because he's mentally retarded.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Looking at this picture just makes me sad.

Kids: this is what spending your 20s as a terminally online mooching NEET who subsides on Uber Eats garbage food and amphetamines will do to your body.

I'm reminded of that shot (from back in July / August, I think). Lucas posted that photo of an assortment of junk food on his bedding (remember the photo? It was totally not dox-bait!)

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He claimed - to the media - that this was the trolls who hacked his Uber Eats account fucking with him, by sending him this crap. But, looking at his dump-truck physique and utter disregard for self care / health it's more than likely that this is the kind of overly processed junk he lives off of.

Presumably if this was genuine wouldn't trolls order in foods that were widely seen as being revolting? Two dozen offal burritos and fishy pineapple pizzas?

Lucas' BMI must be in the obese category at this point.

For a True & Honest woman it is standard for their bodies to carry more fat, usually in the mid 20pc range of overall mass for a healthy woman. For a man (which is want Lucas is) a percentage in the mid to high teens is acceptable, when you get into the high 20s and beyond you're medically in the obese range. In this range you risk type two diabetes, heart disease, stoke and some cancers.

TL;DR: Lucas is catching up with Ralph on the Gunt front. Lucas: put on your trainers and go for a run you fatty.

my theory has always been that even if he did get hacked or whatever all they did was order whatever the last ordered things were on his account which in a way makes it a bit sadder because it means at one point he just ordered 4 cinnabons and ate them all himself. pre trans lucas looked to be a bit on the skinny side but that was most likely more so because he was poor.

something poor people tend to have issues with when/if they start making some real money is the desire to buy all the things they were unable to have in the past be it food or clothes or whatever else. its one of the reasons why people who find themselves obtaining a large sum of money often waste it all on dumb shit within a month if not sooner.

combine this with weight gain caused by hormones and his obvious love of eating like someone who never leaves their room and its very obvious what the future has in store for lucas.

it kinda makes me wonder how his body will handle his increasing weight seeing as its already had to deal with the trauma of surgeries and drug abuse.

 

[YachieKicchou]

combine this with weight gain caused by hormones

Hormones/HRT for MtF individuals doesn't actually cause weight gain. It's more that weight loss while taking hormones is done entirely differently to normal weight loss and the people who are prescribing these medications aren't informing their patients of how it works, nor are they actually monitoring their weight in any active capacity and intervening when they need to.
It is very possible for an individual on a full regiment of medication to lose weight but only if they know the mechanisms behind weight loss on that specific kind of treatment. Not giving your patient that information should be considered medical malpractice, but what doctor or hospital isn't abusing their patients these days.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Keffals pictured proudly standing in front of a book based on a conspiracy theory that downplays Soviet genocide.
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[A (WIP)]
Siri, Enhance in on that...
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I'd imagine this is old news though

Funny you should mention that.


(A)

Think before you tweet, dumbfuck.

(A)

Deleted tweet. Clip is Nick saying “very funny Keffals” to being asked about the Catboy Ranch.

Stop the cap. You name search like it’s your job.

(A)

Lucas does the same.

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Archive didn’t link, fixed

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Funny you should mention that.
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Think before you tweet, dumbfuck.
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Deleted tweet. Clip is Nick saying “very funny Keffals” to being asked about the Catboy Ranch.
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Stop the cap. You name search like it’s your job.
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(A)

How are commies so fucking stupid? "Let me announce my efforts to destroy evidence". That's enough to hold him longer right there.



The only question is how long before Keffals makes this about him and does a victory lap?

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

I’ve followed that guy samoyedcore on Twitter for years. The boyfriend Womu is a pretty typical troon whose entire online life (redundant?) centers on being genderspecial. Samoyedcore is a they/them with a dash of novelty: the majority of his online presence is about drug taking. (I sometimes wonder how long he is for this world.) I think he’s weird as fuck but generally harmless; the Keffals association is unwelcome news and suggests my evaluation may be wrong.

Samoyedcore/wave/whatever (real name is August I believe) does a shit ton of research chemicals, not just like he loves weed or acid. The stuff about womu choking and some other weird shit about womu says there's something deeper there, I just haven't cared enough to dig into it yet. Also being a teenage tumblr sex pest or whatever. Definitely a couple of cows though.

 

[The Mist]

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I didn't even know people did Circle Tweets... of course if anyone was going to do it then it was going to be Keffals.

I thought the "run over by a train" was an indication that Keffals went to the gym again and was feeling fatigue... but then I saw it
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I assure you that this isn't edited.

Better watch out, Ethan Ralph. There's a new gunt in town!

 

[Chef Red Pill]

How are commies so fucking stupid? "Let me announce my efforts to destroy evidence". That's enough to hold him longer right there.

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The only question is how long before Keffals makes this about him and does a victory lap?

To the surprise of nobody, it's all fake news (A), but is it kayfabe? My big ask is why would Nick Deorio purposefully spread misinformation about Keffals newest adversary the day after Lucas made an ass of himself? Is it because Luke and Nick share a secret discord chat where they openly plan Gay-ops to benefit their shameless and unprincipled grifting? Is it because both Nick and his lord and master Keemstar are both misshapen homosexuals who masturbate to castrated men in dresses? Is it because the one molecule of morality they share compels them to protect children from alleged pedophile @Flamenco? Or are they frenemies working towards the common goal of eliminating some of their alleged pedophile competition? I'm just asking questions!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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To the surprise of nobody, it's all fake news (A), but is it kayfabe? My big ask is why would Nick Deorio purposefully spread misinformation about Keffals newest adversary the day after Lucas made an ass of himself? Is it because Luke and Nick share a secret discord chat where they openly plan Gay-ops to benefit their shameless and unprincipled grifting? Is it because both Nick and his lord and master Keemstar are both misshapen homosexuals who masturbate to castrated men in dresses? Is it because the one molecule of morality they share compels them to protect children from alleged pedophile @Flamenco? Or are they frenemies working towards the common goal of eliminating some of their alleged pedophile competition? I'm just asking questions!
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Smells like a gayop to me and this is another troubling indication that Lucas is being drawn into the sektur. Gross.

 

[DontLeaveMeHanging]

Does anyone have this whole stream? Curious as to what he said in full.

Saw a clip where Lucas talks about regretting his transition on Gab. Probably very old. Interesting, though. Can anyone date the clip? I'm far from a Keffals follower.

Wanderer's Choice on Gab: 'A man that thought he could escape "bullying" by …'

Wanderer's Choice on Gab: 'A man that thought he could escape "bullying" by becoming a woman learns he was very very wrong indeed. The industry he mentions in this video is truly evil with the way it targets children so it can make money off their agonizing days of pain.'

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