DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

oh no, not being interviewed
interviewing others
the guy can't do research on anything himself
if he'll interview someone, he'll need his crack team of dents to vet every person down to the tiniest detail and give a list of questions
also it'll have to be a big name

How would he keep the interviewed from bringing up a "detractor meme"?

He's so paranoid I doubt he would be able to talk to another person without having his finger ready to click mute.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

One of Phil’s retards should ask Phil to interview them for a fun community segment and you’ll see very quickly how serious Phil is about being the interviewer.

Phil hates anyone who isn’t himself.

 

[ZehnBoat]

How would he keep the interviewed from bringing up a "detractor meme"?

He's so paranoid I doubt he would be able to talk to another person without having his finger ready to click mute.

he would either just kick the other guy off
or basically just have a full script printed out

in other words, it would never happen
edit: also he would probably require the other person to pay for it

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

It’s really amazing how his love for Jahn never dies. Do you think when he passes out at 5AM after a gin/Champions binge, he dreams about him and Jahn getting hitched and opening up the world’s only zoo/retro arcade/authentic Italian restaurant?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

please stop engaging with the niggerfaggots that come in here to shit up the thread

Is the threadban feature broken too? If not then the mods must want engagement. Take it up with them.

 

[Agent Proper]

Is the threadban feature broken? If not then the mods must want engagement. Take it up with them.

There's a report feature that really helps me out when I am away. Report posts, leave a decent reason and I'll deal with it as I see fit. I appreciate it.

 

[Jasper2K]

he would either just kick the other guy off
or basically just have a full script printed out

in other words, it would never happen
edit: also he would probably require the other person to pay for it

Yeah he has historically asked the interviewers for a couple hundred if not more. Such as drunken peasants. The quarterfag probably paid him too. DSPs time is very valuable you see

 

[clothes in my closet]

Lets take a look at two Jason Genova themed KF accounts


* Apologies in advance to the mod who will probably have to move this post to a different thread
* Some of the text in these screenshots is red, those screenshots were taken a few days ago, screenshots with blue text are from today

@BreffisLilTreat @EnjoyTheMent

For those unaware, Jason Genova is a lolcow who has his own thread on this website, although its pretty inactive.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-genova.25747/

Jason Genova is a mentally retarded wannabe bobybuilder / youtube celebrity who amassed a cult following on bodybuilding.com, and was the figure-head of "The Delray Misfits" on youtube

"Breffis Lil Treat" and "Enjoy The Ment" are Jason Genova References





You may remember BreffisLilTreat from his larps and generally disgusting posts, and you may remember EnjoyTheMent from when he was being a faggot in chat just today!

Both accounts, shortly after creation, came here to the main thread to ask about Nathan Wong

Both accounts talk the same

EnjoyTheMent was created within 5 minutes of BreffisLilTreat being active

I asked EnjoyTheMent if he was BreffisLilTreat

He saw my post on his wall

But he didn't respond

He responded the next day with the same clown shit he gave about being OIC in the main thread

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Today, he Dm'd me. These are the Dms

@EnjoyTheMent your account is brand new. You wouldn't know that people thought I was OIC when I first appeared, unless you were using an alt account. Why would you create this alt just to shit up the main thread, when your other account @BreffisLilTreat , which was also used to shit up the main thread, is still active? And why would you come to me in particular to cry about people saying you are OIC?

 

[Chernabog3000]

When Phil dies, his videos live on, and I live on with them

Ahh yess, Phil's concrete video legacy. Future proof, as he would so elegantly put it. Unless of course he gets word of some sort of mass flagging effort, or some Susan words he forgot about, or once fan now scorn fanartist copyright issues, than those all gotta go.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Oh, the 'what would you do without Phil' arguement, my favorite! I can actually tell you. Even if this site was to suddenly and permanently go down, we have a backup plan. We'd go outside. Maybe hang out with our families. Play some games.

Most kiwis have at least a semblence of a normal life offline, and has seen grass in the past year.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So you will be a footnote in a very niche piece of internet history that people will forget about in less than a decade.... Congrats I guess.

Perfect way to spend 15K or whatever the amount is now.

 

[FadeIntoBolivian]

DSP tweeted that he is "dead set" on doing "MUCH BETTER" tonight in Warzone. You know he's playing hungry for those bounty tips. I'm halfway tempted to offer one for 10+ kills or something*. He's gotten pretty consistent with his method of roaching his way through rounds to be top 20, sometimes top 10 just off having good luck hiding and camping, he needs to get pressured into actively seeking out firefights for the real salt to start flowing.

*that I of course have no intention of paying

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Oh, the 'what would you do without Phil' arguement, my favorite! I can actually tell you. Even if this site was to suddenly and permanently go down, we have a backup plan. We'd go outside. Maybe hang out with our families. Play some games.

Most kiwis have at least a semblence of a normal life offline, and has seen grass in the past year.

Also, these tards come on kiwifarms asking what we would do without Phil. Not realizing what site we are on. I've put several favorite lolcows on the backburner because I don't have the time.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Also, these tards come on kiwifarms asking what we would do without Phil. Not realizing what site we are on. I've put several favorite lolcows on the backburner because I don't have the time.

Exactly! If Phil croaks over on stream, which my money is on, move onto another cow. It's not like the world is lacking cows.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

listen guy, it wasn't funny when you were @reagonomicslamborghini it isn't funny now, go touch grass

Reaganomics wasn't OIC. He was a 19 year old retard pretending to be OIC

 

[marlintan]

Reaganomics wasn't OIC. He was a 19 year old retard pretending to be OIC

i know what is said, this guy isn't oic either.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Maybe the real OIC is the chromosomes we lost along the way. There's an entire thread for that faggot, move it along over there.

 

[Jasper2K]

Hey guys Phil here. I subscribe to youtube premium. Uhh guess what's really cool about that? You don't see ads and you still support the creators! *hint hint*. This new youtube premium shilling gimmick makes me want to take a shower.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Hey guys Phil here. I subscribe to youtube premium. Uhh guess what's really cool about that? You don't see ads and you still support the creators! *hint hint*. This new youtube premium shilling gimmick makes me want to take a shower.

Funniest thing is that if everyone went to premium, his views would drop. I have premium (because I listen to shit at work, and I'm not leaving the fucking screen on in my pocket all day, suck my cock Susan.) and it's caused me to drop people I used to hate watch, Phil included, because I know they get paid.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Holy shit, funniest DSP Warzone death yet. He sees a truck coming at him, doesn't attempt to move out of the way and instead lies down, gets run over and then complains about how it shouldn't be possible to run him over at this angle.

The player was having fun with it, he ran him over and then backed up and ran him over again.