Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Buckle up for a very boring (and fat) third part to this epic Universal Studios trilogy.

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“If you’re going to a park, plan ahead!” Yeah thanks dipshit. Jack talks about making sure you have snacks in case you can’t get into a restaurant, which reminds me of alcoholics that compulsively stash bottles around the house “just in case.”

The Scalfani family dynamic is really irritating and trashy. If I had grown up with them I would have gotten out ASAP and never looked back.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Buckle up for a very boring (and fat) third part to this epic Universal Studios trilogy.

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What the fuck is wrong with his eyes? They aren't coordinated at all.

 

[charlesdickens]

So Jack just films everyone and putz around on his scooty puff while complaining? He doesn't ride anything.

So much for the warm chips and salsa being a good sign. Not birria, Jack send food back!

 

[Lenzperkins]

Thin skinned bitch.





What? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Buckle up for a very boring (and fat) third part to this epic Universal Studios trilogy.

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GodBearJesus these people are so trashy. Jr's seriously trying to look like a hoodrat or something. Is there a reason he needs to wear a sleeveless hoodie with the hood up over his cap? Then showing of his "guns" that are more like water pistols? And of course Jagoff being a complete Mushbrain over everything.

Thin skinned bitch.



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Faggot hasn't worked a day in 20 years. If it wasn't for TamHam he'd be giving handjobs under the bridge for crack money.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Faggot hasn't worked a day in 20 years. If it wasn't for TamHam he'd be giving handjobs under the bridge for crack money.

"The dick was gud, the balls were gud. But look, there's barely any cum. See? Lookatdat! I'm giving this a D+."

 

[alawital]

Jack talking about work might be one of my favorite displays of lolcow logic ever. This fat bitch has never worked one honest day in his entire life, and he KNOWS it, which is why he feels the incessant need to posture and virtue signal about how "no one wants to work" on boomerbook at least once a week, every week. He's projecting his insecurities and it shows so blatantly.

Same thing with his very loud, spergy, over the top criticisms of gluttony and homosexuality.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

B.) He continues having guests on to do the heavy lifting, which in turn draws him ridicule

He can't do the heavy lifting because of the stroke.

 

[Scalphoney]

Holy shit...

 

[Kermit Jizz]

DSP survives another

 

[BigTsBull]

Confirmed by Jacks mother in law.
With an update 9 hours later.

 

[charlesdickens]

Jack said it would be a good year.

 

[Fatty2988]

Jack posted this 16 hours ago. The irony.

 

[Guntanator]

He's been acting so weird online lately like more than usual. I had this feeling he might croak soon and came to see the caps posted from Garretts ig. Wow. Can't believe I witnessed it in real time. It's been a wild ride, thanks to everyone who's been here along the way.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

schizo theory: Jack has secretly been drinking cold brew coffee milkshakes with extra bacon grease in an attempt to cause another health emergency so that youtubers will take pity on him and quit making fun of him.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Ngl I want him to pull through. Not because I give a shit about Jack, but I really don't want the ride to end, I'll miss you fuckers.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll miss this thread. Not Jack himself though.

Just posted in the community watch thread that he might be dying, in hopes of invoking the Ashley Isaacs rule.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

second heart attack? i don't remember a first

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

All the “Some other health issue fucking kills him” niggas raise yo hands

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Second heart attack? And here I am without one!

Positive vibes to that leech Aunt Myrna is calling you home, Jack.

Go toward the light and tell us how it is well done!