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Gunter Hatherer said:
I’ve always found it funny that full on Neo Nazis and “True Trad Europeans” share the same belief system as these lovely fxlk. Really makes you think
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Traditional Europeans are majority Christian the fundamentalist Protestants oxymoron
Orthodox Christians or traditional Catholics
Everyone hates the neopagans on the right and wants them all to die and a ditch myself included because they're extremely annoying and cause endless problems.
All of these people's beliefs were made up by dumbasses trying to sell books in the 60 70s and '80s
 
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The most successful White Nationalist Pagans are the Asatru Folk Assembly. They own several churches and are expanding quickly. They have been around since the 70s, and were one of, if not the first Germanic pagan church in America.

All the other Pagan groups hate them, they even made an oath called Declaration 127 that Pagans have to agree with or else they are deemed evil Nazis. Basically the oath is we love niggers, troons and everyone is welcome to be a Germanic heathen even if they are not ethnically European.

They have a Youtube channel where they live stream. https://www.youtube.com/@AsatruFolkAssembly

They also got attacked by the media in a viral video, but it backfired and the AFA gained hundreds of new paying members from it.

 
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Clownish said:
The most successful White Nationalist Pagans are the Asatru Folk Assembly. They own several churches and are expanding quickly. They have been around since the 70s, and were one of, if not the first Germanic pagan church in America.

All the other Pagan groups hate them, they even made an oath called Declaration 127 that Pagans have to agree with or else they are deemed evil Nazis. Basically the oath is we love niggers, troons and everyone is welcome to be a Germanic heathen even if they are not ethnically European.

They have a Youtube channel where they live stream. https://www.youtube.com/@AsatruFolkAssembly

They also got attacked by the media in a viral video, but it backfired and the AFA gained hundreds of new paying members from it.

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Looking to some of the Facebook pages I can't tell the difference between these people and Protestants like this literally looks like a Protestant church and the services look like Protestant services this is just protestantism for people who like Vikings
Now the Ukrainian neopagans
The only people I've ever seen who don't look like fat idiotic LARPers
 
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Flexo said:
Yeah I was promised you had to tap lands for your mana!
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Fool, you don't tap lands. You carry your spells around in a satchel and pull the little spell jewels out in order to remember how the mountains made you think of giant fucking dragons you saw and enslaved. And then you use that to get revenge on the dude that killed your house clan and undo the arena fights that have kept the populace enslaved, while also making sure that thousands get massacred to prove your smarmy point.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
The only people I've ever seen who don't look like fat idiotic LARPers
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That's because the stuff they're doing has been passed down culturally organically for generations, unlike modern paganism which is either 100% made up, cobbled together, or was "recreated" by people high as a kite in the 60-70s who wanted to be wizards.

It's kind of like seeing the white guy at the Buddhist temple. He can attempt to be the best Buddhist ever, but something about him feels inorganic and out of place, no matter how hard he tries. The lack of natural culturally significant deep spiritual connection is obvious.
 
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Yaks said:
That's because the stuff they're doing has been passed down culturally organically for generations, unlike modern paganism which is either 100% made up, cobbled together, or was "recreated" by people high as a kite in the 60-70s who wanted to be wizards.

It's kind of like seeing the white guy at the Buddhist temple. He can attempt to be the best Buddhist ever, but something about him feels inorganic and out of place, no matter how hard he tries. The lack of natural culturally significant deep spiritual connection is obvious.
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Not any more than Western neopaganism. It was made up in the 20th century USSR based on archaeological finds and attempted reconstruction of historical Slavic paganism. That's why there's dozens of Slavic pagan sects that run from "reasonable attempts at reconstructing historic rituals" to meme-tier shit based on Slavs being the REAL Hindus, Slavic UFO cults, or communist themed religions since Ancient Slavs are the real inventors of communism.
 
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Clownish said:
The most successful White Nationalist Pagans are the Asatru Folk Assembly. They own several churches and are expanding quickly. They have been around since the 70s, and were one of, if not the first Germanic pagan church in America.

All the other Pagan groups hate them, they even made an oath called Declaration 127 that Pagans have to agree with or else they are deemed evil Nazis. Basically the oath is we love niggers, troons and everyone is welcome to be a Germanic heathen even if they are not ethnically European.

They have a Youtube channel where they live stream. https://www.youtube.com/@AsatruFolkAssembly

They also got attacked by the media in a viral video, but it backfired and the AFA gained hundreds of new paying members from it.

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Attack on the first amendment and a BLM sign on the lawn, what a nice people

this is a club of weirdos who celebrate their heritage, and the requirement to join is to belong to the heritage of this club, and that's the problem... because it's racist... right. I guess these tards are going to bring cats to dog shows next for inclusivity's sake.
 
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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
You can stick your dick in crazy, it's fun. The secret is to never date crazy.

Most women, even the crazy ones, cannot deal with a crazy man. If your girl starts getting crazy you simply need to outcrazy her so she'll be scared back in line. It's not as difficult as it sounds.
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This is advanced methodology and not recommended for newbies.
 
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Just some toks because I missed this thread:





Oh? What's the rest of her life like?

 
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It was a Saturday in mid June, and I walked to Dunkin donuts, about five blocks away from my house. The sunlight warmed my skin and the sky was a bright blue, almost artificially so, with only a single wispy cloud. I was lost in thought. About many things, my upcoming calculus test, what I should get my girlfriend for her birthday and the game that would be on soon. Little did I know, that I was about to have the most traumatic experience of my life. Not even chuck Hughes dying of a heart attack on the field could compare. I smelled that distinctive aroma of fried bread and knew I had reached my destination. My friend Jason was waiting for me on the sidewalk, on his phone probably looking at pictures of Edwardian era ball gowns. He sews princess outfits for his cats and uses that as inspiration.
"Hey!" I exclaim. We fist bump. It's always nice to see him. He excitedly announces that his homemade kombucha grew a giant slimy placenta looking organism. His green eyes look off at a group of crows.
"You know, that's a sign of incoming doom"
"Maybe it's a sign that you're retarded." I laugh, and take a hit of my vape.
Then, what looked to be a 250 lb woman emerged from the shadow of a distant building.
She waddled towards us.
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Jason, without thinking before speaking, (the only thing I truly dislike about him) turned to me and said, "I bet I could make a TON of soap from that pile of lard!" I opened my mouth to tell him that was rude, but it was already too late. She began screeching: " diddley foddely fum, I transfer my fat powers to you! Hashmallahtokooba!!!" Then from her bag, pulled out a jar of red liquid which I could only presume to be period blood and dumped it on us.
 
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