Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Ngl I want him to pull through. Not because I give a shit about Jack, but I really don't want the ride to end, I'll miss you fuckers.

Im pretty sure hell somehow pull through. He seems to get fucked over for his poor health decisions but his Wendigo urges seem to pull him through. Im expecting something along the lines of the post stroke Arbys vid once hes out. If not then it was a fun while it lasted.

 

[Swiss46]

Jack's going to the big McDonald's drive thru in the sky.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Thread lurker here.
It's been an honor laughing at the angy man together.

 

[AnOminous]

/ck/ has already noticed.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I'll say this about Jack. He might've been a lolcow but he was a damn successful one. Even with multiple strokes he was able to support a family which is more than most lolcows can say.

Maybe in heaven he and Merill Howard Kalin will put on the mother of all cooking shows. That'd be an interesting sight to see.

 

[BentDuck]

I came here earlier, saw this thread hasn't been bumped in a while. Just saw someone on /ck/ post about this.

Jack is a huge asshole, but I still can't help but feel sympathy for him and his family. If he pulls thorough though, I can't imagine how much worse off he's going to be. There's a good chance we've seen the last of him on YouTube.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'll say this about Jack. He might've been a lolcow but he was a damn successful one. Even with multiple strokes he was able to support a family which is more than most lolcows can say.

Maybe in heaven he and Merill Howard Kalin will put on the mother of all cooking shows. That'd be an interesting sight to see.

His wife with the real job supported the family.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Another lurker here. Even though I hate Jack for the shit he does to food I hope he pulls through. I enjoy laughing at the fat fucker being an absolute retard.
Also, high-five to all the "Some other health issue is the next big scare" people out there.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

RIP king, I’ll always keep a special place in my heart for his horrifying “Party Cheese Salad” video.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

His wife with the real job supported the family.

I could've sworn I saw a post (buried deep in this thread) that his estimated income was around six figures. Might've been mistaken.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll say this about Jack. He might've been a lolcow but he was a damn successful one. Even with multiple strokes he was able to support a family which is more than most lolcows can say.

Are you retarded? That fat fuck didn't bring in a penny. All of his bullshit was funded by Tammy.

second heart attack? i don't remember a first

He probably lied to his family about his actual strokes so they didn't even know what actually happened.

Also /ck/ thread on 4chan.

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[Sneeder Griffin]

Rest In Power, King.

I'm not shocked Jack is dying. I just always imagined him as someone who would live forever just to spite the entire world and become a burden for everyone.

@Null I know a couple people posted this in Community Happenings already, but this is a major happening. Can we get this featured?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Daaaaaaamn, another one bites the dust.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is just god's way of punishing him for introducing Party Cheese Salad to the world.

Joking aside, I hope the best for him and his family.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I could've sworn I saw a post (buried deep in this thread) that his estimated income was around six figures. Might've been mistaken.

Maybe Tammy's was before she got fired awhile ago? But no, Jack's channel has been as dead as his right arm for years. He maybe covered the cost of the meals for his show, but likely not even that.

 

[Easy lasagna recipes]

Damn, I was just introducing my friend to Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad yesterday. Was about to start diving into the wonders that await in this over TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED PAGE thread on an internet """chef""". I hope he pulls through just so I can catch up to you guys, but even if he does he's probably toast anyways. Your body is just going to give up after this many strokes and heart attacks.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Wait, does this mean we're not getting an update on the freeze dryer series?

 

[Jack Awful]

This is just god's way of punishing him for introducing Party Cheese Salad to the world.

Joking aside, I hope the best for him and his family.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What will Jack's last meal be?

Will his family sneak in a raw chicken for one last go?

 

[p1138]

I could've sworn I saw a post (buried deep in this thread) that his estimated income was around six figures. Might've been mistaken.

Not a fucking chance in hell with his pitiful view counts, no sponsorships, etc.