"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Megagi La Skunk]

Bestie

Yeah still retarted

 

[Executive Petrel]

strong and independent.

 

[习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想]

"Taiwan" and "country" in the same sentence.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Anyone saying you're committing a "falacy".
Most of the time it's just someone saying they disagree with you but can't actually articulate why.
Seriously just glaze over this shit and tell me if any of these actually comes from any place of earnestness and isn't just a cope.

List of fallacies - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Just tell me why you think I'm wrong instead of using a "fallacy" you saw on reddit 15 minutes ago.
It also sounds like phallus, which makes whoever uses one even more of a dickhead.

 

[Psyduck]

Twitter speak is so annoying. Niggas don’t even have anything worthwhile to say on there just respond with some goofy ass image like this and the dopamine hit is there

Online speak overall is all the same to be honest, even the funny shit is typed the exact same way every time

Think about all those caps of a twitter response roasting someone, you'll remember the message, but you'll never remember the user; It literally could've been written by anyone because web speak just sorta blends from everywhere til any form of identity is sucked out

Even the cynical, world weary assholes all read the same online. Anonimity online is a good thing in the end though, so thats that

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

any reddit speak. I hear the term chonker, floofer, Significant other, etc al the time at work. Makes me wanna jam a screwdriver through my ears.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Think about all those caps of a twitter response roasting someone, you'll remember the message, but you'll never remember the user; It literally could've been written by anyone because web speak just sorta blends from everywhere til any form of identity is sucked out

Yes, that's true. I'm guilty of using some form of online speak when I type (I'm sure everyone is to a certain extent...) but goodness to just constantly mimicking slang and writing style? Goes to show how much of a dickrider you are.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

An obvious one but toxic masculinity.
It's funny because I grew up with people who obviously exhibited the traits that come from the term to the point they'd be the walking embodiment of them. But I never even now when remembering them think: "Wow, those guys suffered from toxic masculinity".
I just call them sociopaths/cunts. Which is what they are. If you say toxic masculinity, you're not actually demonizing those types of people, who should be demonized. You're taking agency away from them and claiming they're just brainwashed as part of the social mold. Andrew Tate doesn't suffer from toxic masculinity. He's a fucking asshole. Those exist. Some of that assholery comes from trying to project a sense of masculinity but the problem comes from people with narcissistic, shitty traits that would manifest anyway even if they weren't ripped.

 

[anustart76]

"pureblood" in reference to people who didn't take the Kung Flu vaccine

READ ANOTHER FUCKING BOOK

 

[DenseDeerFather]

The internet has absolutely ruined "mommy" for me. I live in a non-English-speaking country so I'm not hearing kids say it every day otherwise I might have gone insane.

It's primarily an online phenomenon for me.

And it's always the most cringe, most annoying consumer coomer going "MOMMY" at everything with a vagina that tickles them fancy. It's gross, it's cringe and it's annoying watching them parade their mother issues onto the internet like it's something to be celebrated.

People are weirdly not as annoying when it comes to "daddy" so wtf happened?

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

unironically

I think it's fine if it's used with its correct meaning, but it seems a lot of people just don't know the word "sincerely". When someone uses a not-quite-synonym like that it always feels like thesaurus English.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

The internet has absolutely ruined "mommy" for me. I live in a non-English-speaking country so I'm not hearing kids say it every day otherwise I might have gone insane.

Another thing that's gotten really fucking bad is younger people referring to an acquaintance as their family member. Usually these people are literally inflicted with the tism and are degenerates but it's depressing and gross.
It also feels manipulative as fuck and an easy way to invite predatory/abusive shit.
That guy you've known for three months that's 5 years older than you is not your father. You don't have a "daughteruu" and I'm not going to refer to myself as your son.
I know this comes from an entire generation fucked by shitty parents that were either not there or didn't raise their children to be past the mental age of 9 but jesus christ.
I have a family. I don't like them, but they're my family. If you're my friend, you're my friend. Don't try to manipulate my ass into thinking you're some weird surrogate parent when I'm a grown ass adult. Luckily the main people I've seen do this shit are people I have not associated with in a long time but I can see it becoming more of a thing.
This is what happens when you tell every kid they can "choose" their family.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Cap/No Cap. That's when I realized I was an old man. I visited a cousin who's roomate legit said 'no cap' in a conversation with me and I wished so bad I had a walking cane to hit him on the head with.

 

[lol lmao]

Zoomers appending the skull emoji at the end of sentences. Bonus points if it's hoodrat speak like "BRO THINK HE ___ ".

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Body count.

It's such an absurd way to describe how many people you've had sex with. Makes you sound like a fucking serial killer; it's awfully creepy. Who even gives a shit how many people you've done the deed with anyway?

 

[Meat Target]

"Violent" or "violently", when describing an inherently violent event. It's unnecessary, redundant, and only serves to sensationalize the incident.

For example: "he violently punched someone in the face". Or this:



No shit it was violent, Sherlock. I wasn't aware that there was a peaceful way to sock someone, or peacefully turn them into chili.

Yellow journalism's coy little habits are infuriating. It's insulting how much of a dumbfuck they think the average person is.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's not quite current year, but I'm genuinely disgusted with the lack of English literacy I see in the world around me.

Cap/No Cap. That's when I realized I was an old man. I visited a cousin who's roomate legit said 'no cap' in a conversation with me and I wished so bad I had a walking cane to hit him on the head with.

It's whose, not who's meaning who is. It's whose, damnit. Learn the English language properly before bemoaning idiots. I see this and so many similar mistakes here, and it's silly, as a nice way of putting it. As it stands, someone who knows not a basic homophone criticizing slang is just pathetic. It speaks not from authority or knowledge, but mere age. I long ago took most of what little slang was in my vocabulary and removed it. I realized that if I merely complained about the newer linguistic atrocities, then I would be no better, so I worked to move in the opposite direction, against this degeneration.

Now, I also dislike this stupid ebonics proliferating as the result of people living around niggers, but what distinguishes us is that I can speak and write properly. I'd like to strike some of you on the head with a walking cane. Buy an Oxford dictionary and use it.

 

[Ludicrous]

Not specifically current year, but started in late 2022, people saying "rizz". Especially with the unfunny puns I hear people come up with. "Rizzler", "Adolf Rizzler", "doing some rizzness", etc.

 

[Ludicrous]

It's not quite current year, but I'm genuinely disgusted with the lack of English literacy I see in the world around me.


It's whose, not who's meaning who is. It's whose, damnit. Learn the English language properly before bemoaning idiots. I see this and so many similar mistakes here, and it's silly, as a nice way of putting it. As it stands, someone who knows not a basic homophone criticizing slang is just pathetic. It speaks not from authority or knowledge, but mere age. I long ago took most of what little slang was in my vocabulary and removed it. I realized that if I merely complained about the newer linguistic atrocities, then I would be no better, so I worked to move in the opposite direction, against this degeneration.

Now, I also dislike this stupid ebonics proliferating as the result of people living around niggers, but what distinguishes us is that I can speak and write properly. I'd like to strike some of you on the head with a walking cane. Buy an Oxford dictionary and use it.

Prescriptivism is gay.

I agree with your point on Ebonics (African American Vernacular English if you're a snob) though, it's the second ugliest dialect of English besides the Cajun dialect. Ebonics' only good qualities are the habitual tense and that it isn't Cajun english.

 

[Shard]

Who even gives a shit how many people you've done the deed with anyway?

Whores who think life has a leaderboard.

Not specifically current year, but started in late 2022, people saying "rizz". Especially with the unfunny puns I hear people come up with. "Rizzler", "Adolf Rizzler", "doing some rizzness", etc.

Niggerspeak invariably becomes even dumber when zoomers start saying it.