Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I'm not going to powerlevel, but my job involves going into other people's houses every day so it pays to be clean and fresh and awake every morning. I just don't understand why feeling physically and mentally refreshed before starting you day, and then again after finishing it, is so strange to you.

But anyway. You just know Jim doesn't do the same. Can you imagine the smelle? Sugary-sweet girl's deodorant a thin mask over stale male sweat. I imagine it's like a barely mobile Final Fantasy VII house.
 
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Burt Offerings said:
I'm not going to powerlevel, but my job involves going into other people's houses every day so it pays to be clean and fresh and awake every morning. I just don't understand why feeling physically and mentally refreshed before starting you day, and then again after finishing it, is so strange to you.
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Because my bedfarts aren't intense enough to make me require a second refreshment after 8 hours of literal inactivity.
 
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Oilspill Battery said:
Because my bedfarts aren't intense enough to make me require a second refreshment after 8 hours of literal inactivity.
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To be fair here, you're also laying in your own filth. And god help you if you live in the south, where, unless you're a northerner and have the AC cranked down to a reasonable ~70, you're going to sweat like a pig in your sleep.

That being said, I do find I agree with you. Unless you're doing serious physical labor, a shower every morning is enough to get you by, no problem. Maybe an extra one on laundry day to get that nice clean feeling with nice clean sheets.
 
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Oilspill Battery said:
What's your daily scedule that necessitates two showers a day? Because the only excuse for a second shower I've seen so far is intense bed farts.
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I like being fresh when I go to work and also when I see people in my personal life. Even if you're not exerting yourself all day, you have been faintly perspiring, shedding skin, and being exposed to god knows what is in the air. Four minutes in the shower will do you a lot of good. You probably smell a little bad sometimes and no one says anything if this is controversial for you.
 
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-1k. final countdown is 30 days
although, it might be shorter, but it's 30 days maximum.
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Sayer of the N-Word said:
I like being fresh when I go to work and also when I see people in my personal life. Even if you're not exerting yourself all day, you have been faintly perspiring, shedding skin, and being exposed to god knows what is in the air. Four minutes in the shower will do you a lot of good. You probably smell a little bad sometimes and no one says anything if this is controversial for you.
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You don't shed enough skin after a shower in the 8 hours you're asleep to require a new one in the morning.

Compulsive self cleaning is literally considered a mental illness you know.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
At that weight, he doesn't do much of anything that requires too much effort.
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At that weight, doing anything requires effort. Wiping his own arse must be a challenge let alone thoroughly washing. It requires effort to breathe at his size. Hell, it even requires effort to maintain that size since your body is burning off calories from the strain of just keeping your organs alive.
 
Why is there an entire page of people arguing about showering? I'm sure we have a Smash Bros thread somewhere on the site where you'd all feel more at home.
Prince Vegeta said:
I'm still kind of stumped that his defense for us pointing out his make up looks terrible and is poorly applied is...'my husband did it'.
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I need to brace myself for some 4D-chess Trump-level big thunks here, but...I think he thought people were mocking his shitty make-up on the basis of 'you don't know how to do make-up because you're a man' so his rebuttal was 'aha! You have been caught out, transphobes, my make-up was actually done by my husband...who is a woman!'

The main reason I want this to be the case is because it once again pulls back the curtain on the LARP and shows troons re-enforcing the gender roles they claim to be tearing down.
 
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Prince Vegeta said:
I'm still kind of stumped that his defense for us pointing out his make up looks terrible and is poorly applied is...'my husband did it'.

Yeah mate, that changes nothing.
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If anything it makes his biologically female 'husband' seem like an idiot. I can understand male troons fucking up makeup because they're either ignorant on how to do it or get off on looking like a tramp with excessive makeup, but I can't believe that a grown up adult woman is as ignorant as a troon on how to apply makeup.
 
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