The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

With Jen's secret ingredient.

Thanks, I didn't need to eat the rest of this chocolate filled donut I was snacking on.

 

[Marche]

I followed Kevin for awhile when his thread first got posted and the Tranch was just starting but grew very disgusted at all his amhole posting so I kinda stopped paying attention to him and the tranch besides stuff others share with me when something interesting happens.

These people are truly fucking monsters and the epitome of what Trans rights are.

 

[Crex Crex]

I give them one maybe two months tops until they’re back on twitter with a new trans lead business idea, I’m betting on a tranny baked goods business

Can't wait for them to complain about SS-Kiwiwanger brigades sabotaging the dough.

 

[Bob_]

Jokes on the Unicorn Battalion; while they engage in Online Civil Cyber War the elite Sardaukar forces of @ElusiveEarl have been imbeded in and around the TURv2 site.

Each battle hardened warrior is equipped with a drone, a state-of-the-art tyre deflator and a suicide pill in case they are captured and forced to read the entirety of Kevin's tweet history.

 

[Hitman One]

Never forget the six gorillion alpacas murdered by the trannies. We must ensure future generations learn of this crime against alpacmanity.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I never understood that some people insisted that the alpacas got sick and died due to the winters in their area. Alpacas can handle the winter just fine. They can't handle being so far from their home land without proper vet care and people who know what their doing, this is mostly due to them needing to be at a certain altitude and being highly specialized. There's an ostrich farm in Alberta that's been doing just fine and that's because people there know what their doing.
If they knew what they were doing they would have laid out some bahiagrass for the alpaca's and have it checked to see if retained it's typical nutrients. If not, they would need to supplement it. However this grass prefers warmer southern states so they would either need to bring it in for the summer and feed the alpaca's hay during the winter. Fescue or whatever it's called is perfect for them. After that, they just need some salt and some treats.
It's not hard to look after them if you just do some basic research. Hell I'd look after some if there was more to them them than fleece. I prefer my chickens and cows. Oh god, I can just imagine the state of their chicken farm if they set up one of those and had to go in daily to pick up dead chicks. Though they are trans, they're probably used to that.

 

[Jon of the Dead]

With Jen's secret ingredient.

Don't forget to try the Tenacious Unicorn Bakery's ookie cookies with special frosting

 

[Fapcop]

Never forget the six gorillion alpacas murdered by the trannies. We must ensure future generations learn of this crime against alpacmanity.

ALPACABERG TRIAL NOW!

I want to see troons dangling from the scaffold for their crimes.

And also for what they did to those poor animals!

Btw: Could we get a TLDR on why the tranch folded? Just usual troon incompetence or what?

 

[Bob_]

ALPACABERG TRIAL NOW!

I want to see troons dangling from the scaffold for their crimes.

And also for what they did to those poor animals!

Btw: Could we get a TLDR on why the tranch folded? Just usual troon incompetence or what?

Corrupt leadership, marginalised members of the community used as slave labour, too small a property to house the number of livestock, no business plan, lots of alpacas died, cash flow has dried up.

 

[scallion]

Sayonara Trancherinos, don't let your tires overinflate on the way out!

 

[Fapcop]

Corrupt leadership, marginalised members of the community used as slave labour, too small a property to house the number of livestock, no business plan, lots of alpacas died, cash flow has dried up.

Ah… So transphobia? I see!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I've avoided thisbthread because Animal Abuse is one of the few things that gets me genuinely MATI, I just can't have fun shitposting about these sick fucks with the thought of those Alpacas in the back of my mind.
The troons should have been brought up on charges tbh, they're fucking disgusting. They made no effort to ensure those animals were properly cared for, they just used them to farm online asspats from other sickos, and when it quickly became apparent they didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing the Tranch should have been shut down, there was more than enough evidence of the horrific conditions of those animals and the negligence and criminal incompetence of the fucking perverts keeping them.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

My question is, how low is the property cost going to sink after a legion of troons stank up the place?
It's going to be harder to sell than the most infamous, haunted house.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My question is, how low is the property cost going to sink after a legion of troons stank up the place?
It's going to be harder to sell than the most infamous, haunted house.

Someone lives in Dorothea Puente's house in Sacramento.

 

[Hitman One]

My question is, how low is the property cost going to sink after a legion of troons stank up the place?
It's going to be harder to sell than the most infamous, haunted house.

You don't want to buy a dilapidated ranch where walls are coated in foul, strange smelling emissions of unknown origin, the land has been reduced to dust and you can't take 10 steps without falling into a mass grave filled with Alpaca corpses?

Extremely transphobic. Kiwifarms did all of this. You WILL buy the Tranch for above market value and you WILL thank the trannies for such an opportunity.

 

[The Wokest]

I never followed this thread but if this is how it ends it's pretty disappointing I always envisioned some Waco-like incident or a troon mass murder suicide (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

 

[LeChampion1992]

BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch. I personally will miss it dearly if it goes, for I have loved this thread and all of the sperging that’s happened in it. I have learned about farming, animal husbandry, the Migratory Bird Act, troonism, etc. and it truly is my favorite thread on this website. [A]
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Talks about Sky, praises him for being “incredibly wise”. He probably mediated the aforementioned talk to the point where they could actually get shit done instead of just argue. [A]
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A couple of tweets about Kindness (linking to her thread to try to keep some semblance of order in the thread)

Bonus Content [A]
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Spoiler: Keep dreaming, Bonnie

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I hope this is finally over, hopefully this reality show can get off these hellish tracks.

Who in the fuck is gonna take 100-150 malnourished and abused alpacas? Is the wolf sanctuary gonna take them as feed for the wolves?

This is America sir, they're probably going to be fed to a private zoo think tigers and etc....

It’s extremely sad but also unsurprising that the tranch is ending in the worst way possible for most of the residents we wished well: the animals.

You know these people are truly demonic and one day I think you will see it manifest literally into public.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

The "rehoming" is just Alpaca Auschwitz 2 Electric Boogaloo.

 

[7.62x38mmR]

I hope the anime adaptation comes out soon, i can't wait to binge it

 

[metroid_fetish]

I'm not debating that alpacas died but six million seems like an impossible number. Just my two cents, though.