Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
It was a dumb bait video trying to be funny. It's still on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78JFBXfrKIY

There might be a local copy in this thread as well, but I am too lazy to look it up for dumb attempts at being funny by Lucas.
Ahh OK. I wondered as much, which was why I asked. He's terminally unfunny, isn't he. Thx for the info.
 
Aren't SJWs against so-called "cultrual appropriation"?
It's okay when they do it.
Seriously, these goblins can go around with tape over their eyes, a straw hat, and shouting "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING!" and look shocked when their audience of misery porn addicts raise an eyebrow at them. Lindsay Ellis was flabbergasted when her army of sentient backstabbing knives she helped spend years sharpening turned on her because if some stupid chinky disney movie.
Hypocrites, one and all.
I absolutely love that ONLY NOW has everyone figured out that Keffals is a serial liar who only cares about the two things he admitted to in that DM.
Many of them knew, they just didn't because politics. He is a tranny, and for that reason alone they follow him. It's not until he failed the purity test else where that they cared.
My big ask is why would Nick Deorio purposefully spread misinformation about Keffals newest adversary the day after Lucas made an ass of himself?
Nick "ate de oreos" is a cynical grifter and will jump on any train if it gets eyes. He also probably jacks off to tranny porn so I wouldn't put it past him to be huffing Lucas' fake farts.
Also, he is fat, just like Lucas.
 
I thought this would be the appropriate thread as this video is keffals adjacent.


Exposé on the "WhiteNervosa" troon that canned some guy that edited destiny's keffals manifesto's website and rerouted it to some dropkiwifarms faggot shit.
 
It's okay when they do it.
Seriously, these goblins can go around with tape over their eyes, a straw hat, and shouting "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING!" and look shocked when their audience of misery porn addicts raise an eyebrow at them. Lindsay Ellis was flabbergasted when her army of sentient backstabbing knives she helped spend years sharpening turned on her because if some stupid chinky disney movie.
Hypocrites, one and all.

Many of them knew, they just didn't because politics. He is a tranny, and for that reason alone they follow him. It's not until he failed the purity test else where that they cared.

Nick "ate de oreos" is a cynical grifter and will jump on any train if it gets eyes. He also probably jacks off to tranny porn so I wouldn't put it past him to be huffing Lucas' fake farts.
Also, he is fat, just like Lucas.
Ha, huge facts here, agree 100%. For the longest time I thought Nick DeFagio and Tipster were the same guy. Turns out they're both giant queers and may as well be. Bully for me though, two people to intensely dislike instead of just one.
 
Luke's planning to debate some nobody tankie now, purportedly.

1674837073896.png [T] [A]
1674837172348.png
1674837426866.png

This is the level of complete retard he's been reduced to debating against on stream now, since nobody else will give him the time of day. If this debate does happen, it's liable to be the most boring stream from him yet.
 
Keffals is once again being cancelled, this time by Communists after Keffals threw Stalin under the bus in an attempt to save face and distance from some allegations.
Losing over 700 more Twitter followers in the past 20 hours since the drama started.

Keffals is also desperately trying to create content off of this drama (to the surprise of absolutely no one)
They also revealed that the reason they left the Communist party of Canada was because they rejected an amendment Keffals put forward to declare Canada a Settler/Colonial country and I guess that hurt Keffals fragile ego.
People are thankfully catching onto the grift and are now just straight up declaring/mocking the "talk on stream" requests
stream.pngStream1.png
Speaking of which Keffals is once again struggling to understand the word no, these are all DM's/Interactions with the Twitch user "idansimpson" aka "ChiJohnnyCash" on Twitter. This is someone with 1.5k followers on the Bird:
1.png2.png3.png4.png
Denounces Stalin, Instantly starts quoting Mao :story: :story:

Keffals also went into their Twitch chat
5.png
[WIP]

In the end it seems that Keffals really struggled to actually get an opponent to come on stream so Keffals settled for Maya who has a whopping.... *Checks notes* 57 Twitter followers. This is after all of the 1k+ follower accounts turned them down.
6.png
[A]
 
Keffals is once again being cancelled, this time by Communists after Keffals threw Stalin under the bus in an attempt to save face and distance from some allegations.
Losing over 700 more Twitter followers in the past 20 hours since the drama started.

Keffals is also desperately trying to create content off of this drama (to the surprise of absolutely no one)
They also revealed that the reason they left the Communist party of Canada was because they rejected an amendment Keffals put forward to declare Canada a Settler/Colonial country and I guess that hurt Keffals fragile ego.
People are thankfully catching onto the grift and are now just straight up declaring/mocking the "talk on stream" requests
View attachment 4347776View attachment 4347785
Speaking of which Keffals is once again struggling to understand the word no, these are all DM's/Interactions with the Twitch user "idansimpson" aka "ChiJohnnyCash" on Twitter. This is someone with 1.5k followers on the Bird:
View attachment 4347717View attachment 4347720View attachment 4347722View attachment 4347725
Denounces Stalin, Instantly starts quoting Mao :story: :story:

Keffals also went into their Twitch chat
View attachment 4347728
[WIP]

In the end it seems that Keffals really struggled to actually get an opponent to come on stream so Keffals settled for Maya who has a whopping.... *Checks notes* 57 Twitter followers. This is after all of the 1k+ follower accounts turned them down.
View attachment 4347729
[A]
Must be desperate for content and to change the narrative if he's dragging 50 follower bots onto stream to debate
 
Keffals is once again being cancelled, this time by Communists after Keffals threw Stalin under the bus in an attempt to save face and distance from some allegations.
Losing over 700 more Twitter followers in the past 20 hours since the drama started.

Keffals is also desperately trying to create content off of this drama (to the surprise of absolutely no one)
They also revealed that the reason they left the Communist party of Canada was because they rejected an amendment Keffals put forward to declare Canada a Settler/Colonial country and I guess that hurt Keffals fragile ego.
People are thankfully catching onto the grift and are now just straight up declaring/mocking the "talk on stream" requests
View attachment 4347776View attachment 4347785
Speaking of which Keffals is once again struggling to understand the word no, these are all DM's/Interactions with the Twitch user "idansimpson" aka "ChiJohnnyCash" on Twitter. This is someone with 1.5k followers on the Bird:
View attachment 4347717View attachment 4347720View attachment 4347722View attachment 4347725
Denounces Stalin, Instantly starts quoting Mao :story: :story:

Keffals also went into their Twitch chat
View attachment 4347728
[WIP]

In the end it seems that Keffals really struggled to actually get an opponent to come on stream so Keffals settled for Maya who has a whopping.... *Checks notes* 57 Twitter followers. This is after all of the 1k+ follower accounts turned them down.
View attachment 4347729
[A]
Keffals never seems to take no for an answer
Rapey male energy
 
Ahh OK. I wondered as much, which was why I asked. He's terminally unfunny, isn't he. Thx for the info.
Lucas is caught between between the sensitive Twitter troons who think misgendering is literal violence, and the dirtbag/Chapo Trap House left, whose whole thing is being Twitter socialists who call people fags and retards. I think I've seen the Chapo hosts interact with him on Twitter. He's also a black hole of charisma, so he can't bridge that gap.

Obviously the entire connection to left politics any of these guys have is not wanting to work. A job would take time away from talking about Mao and "tankies" online.
 
"the demacrats will never represent the left"
lol, lmao.

Any disavowal of the democrat party by the left is incredibly weak and half-hearted at best.

Even the likes of Rage Against the Machine or the Dead Kennedys weren't above fellating the establishment once the woke left got a stranglehold on the most powerful institutions in the world.
 
back from the discord, found a little conversation seething about democrats and other inane shit, enjoy
-snip-
View attachment 4349252
"when my boomerdem parents yeeted me from the house at 18 when i came out as trans"

I dunno man, never been in that position, but something just feels off about trying to use cutesy slang for being booted out of your home at 18, if it happened that way.
 
"when my boomerdem parents yeeted me from the house at 18 when i came out as trans"

I dunno man, never been in that position, but something just feels off about trying to use cutesy slang for being booted out of your home at 18, if it happened that way.
How much you wanna bet what this troon is describing was actually him being sent off to college at some mid-level institution with tuition and school supplies totally covered by the 'hateful bigoted' parents?
 
Notable Keffals ally and lookalike Jalyn appears to have had a mental incident after a few days of criticism. They attempted to dox their home address on voice chat in AD30's Discord server. People are also suggesting Jalyn is Keffals new video editor but I've seen no evidence to support this claim apart from the odd mention of it on Twitter dot com.
I saw a different video of this incident from the person who timed Jalyn out, can confirm that they said 3 numbers and were then timed out using the mod menu.

They appear to also have left Twitter
gone.pngmental.jpg
This may or may not be related/have stemmed from Jalyn leaking a DM conversation with Keffals where Keffals is badmouthing some Twitter user with less than 1k followers accusing them of being a Kiwifarmer and posting DM's to this thread (I don't recall seeing these DM's though).
KeffDM.jpg
[A]

Edit: Keffals is also currently in the middle of attempting to setup a multistream on both Youtube and Twitch at the same time, saying previously that they don't care if they're caught. This would be Keffals intentionally breaking their Twitch Partner contract but honestly I doubt Twitch would even give a shit, certain communities are above the rules on the Internet.
Not that I expect Keffals to be able to actually successfully set up the multi stream Nevermind, Keffals is multi streaming right now.
 
Last edited:
I'm still a Keffals newfag, but is there a backstory to why he chose the name Clara Sorrenti? Clara makes me think of Doctor Who and him thinking he is anyway near as attractive as Jenna Coleman.
I don't know why he picked Clara, but I know he picked Sorrenti because its his mother's maiden name
 
Back