F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

[Male Idiot]

Ohio, fellow weebs!

 

[Actual Dumbass]

Review hearing scheduled for the 27th
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I'm hoping this will finally mean something, but at this point, I won't be surprised if it turns out to be nothing much.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Does anyone know if the fact they've kept the old date of 8/8 mean this is just something minor?

Also if the later time of 3pm signifies anything?

Ohayo means “Good Morning” in Gaijin Weeaboo and is in my opinion 100% in step with the sort of pedo-curious retard speak that Chris is known to hold in high regard because he thinks it makes him sound worldly and intellectual. Besides that, the handwriting is spot on. I vote legit.

Yeah but Chris doesn't usually larp as Japanese, although it would be in character IMO if the ween was Japanese.

 

[IAmADoctor]

Review hearing scheduled for the 27th
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Sex: Male
Wonder how he'll react to that lol

 

[IAmADoctor]

wow this might be the most intel on Chris gathered in ages. But what casts some some doubt on it. Well for one the fact that Chris says he got a black eye from a fall. It just sounds too...canned. Like every guy on the inside says I fell, I walked into a door or some other stock response to getting beaten. Chris would have gone into some kind of contrived word salad to describe getting beaten by another inmate. As seen when he described the exorcism incident at western state.

Still the bit about his sacrifice including not going back to barb or the house...it does sound like Chris speak for "the terms of my probation include restraining orders.

Still other things don't gel with this being real. Why didn't the redditor post a pic of an official document from the jail verifying approval to visit Chris?

Imagine if he went off about how he she is jesus christ chan sonichu to a bunch of those ppl who "find god" in jail and thats how he got a black eye... I agree the whole "I fell" story doesnt make much sense i mean youd have to foll pretty weirdly to actually hit ur face o the eye

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Does anyone know if the fact they've kept the old date of 8/8 mean this is just something minor?

Also if the later time of 3pm signifies anything?

Yeah but Chris doesn't usually larp as Japanese, although it would be in character IMO if the ween was Japanese.

It likely means either a) nothing in this hearing could impact the August hearing or b) it could, but you don't take it off the calendar until you know for sure you don't need it.

As for 3 pm, either random, or they want to clear the courtroom* and/or not delay others with something that might go awhile.

*reasonable possibility given the overall position since Aug of keeping docs, etc., nonpublic.

 

[Ophelia]

Sex: Male
Wonder how he'll react to that lol

By smugly saying his GENDER is female, and that’s what counts.

 

[AnOminous]

Allegedly. It’s a huge allegedly. We don’t have enough evidence of the account’s veracity to consider it true and honest. It’s a mistake to assume Chris is doped up for sure.

If he isn't he's probably failing to adhere to whatever conditions he has on his potential release for being a tard.

Sex: Male
Wonder how he'll react to that lol

He's always been a zero effort troon and I don't think even he thinks he's actually a woman.

 

[UncommonParlence]

If he isn't he's probably failing to adhere to whatever conditions he has on his potential release for being a tard.

He's always been a zero effort troon and I don't think even he thinks he's actually a woman.

I was under the impression that the whole tomgirl shtick was to trick lesbians into having sleepovers and "tribbing". It always seemed a characteristically cynical attempt to continue ye Olde love quest. Everything Chris does is intended to manipulate/trick/deceive someone into doing something that benefits Chris.

 

[Ophelia]

I was under the impression that the whole tomgirl shtick was to trick lesbians into having sleepovers and "tribbing".

The myth that won’t die. If it started that way, it became as genuine as it can be for someone with autism.

 

[dzonatan]

Allegedly. It’s a huge allegedly. We don’t have enough evidence of the account’s veracity to consider it true and honest. It’s a mistake to assume Chris is doped up for sure.

Last mug shot I saw of him had his smirk perma removed and that was last year in October I think.
If that was any indication that he finally got his shit pushed in and it stayed that way till now then I can believe that.

 

[Ophelia]

Last mug shot I saw of him had his smirk perma removed and that was last year in October I think.

He thought after he spent time in the hospital, he would be released. When he found out he was going back to the jail of fail instead, he had a massive chimpout and had to be restrained in order to calm down. The picture was taken shortly after that incident.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He thought after he spent time in the hospital, he would be released. When he found out he was going back to the jail of fail instead, he had a massive chimpout and had to be restrained in order to calm down. The picture was taken shortly after that incident.

He looks like they might've put him on some kind of anti-psychotic medication to act as a dopamine antagonist. There's definitely a hollowness to his expression that goes beyond his typical autistic empty-gaze.

 

[Ophelia]

He looks like they might've put him on some kind of anti-psychotic medication to act as a dopamine antagonist. There's definitely a hollowness to his expression that goes beyond his typical autistic empty-gaze.

I don’t think anyone here is qualified to make that judgement based on one blurry photo which is partially covered by a watermark.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

Also if he's been tard-wrangled by Heilberg (a definite possibility) to not respond to letters, then why is he just letting in random retards to visit him in literal meatspace?

Is it possible to tard wrangle Chris without physical abuse?
Like Heilberg can only tell Chris to not do something.
Whether Chris does it or not is upto his impulse control and emotions.
We all know how much self control he has.

 

[King Kiwi]

Ohio, fellow weebs!

Oh, that song so hard.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Imagine if he went off about how he she is jesus christ chan sonichu to a bunch of those ppl who "find god" in jail and thats how he got a black eye... I agree the whole "I fell" story doesnt make much sense i mean youd have to foll pretty weirdly to actually hit ur face o the eye

chris was kept away from other inmates for most of his stay. They must have lifted that since hes allegedly allowed back in the rec room to play hoops. My guess is that is how his first interaction with inmates went after being isolated for so long.

You know its gotten to where Chris isn't even worth using the dawn of the x day from majoras mask anymore. Not just cause it's a stale joke at this point but also cause well..unless by some HUGE chance he's finally agreed to take a plea deal AND praetor has convinced hielburg they're the only ones who will house chris upon release since no group home worth its salt wants him, and he has no family left to go to anymore. This Fridyas gonna be as big a nothing burger as the day the case was sealed.

However in the hundred to one chance Im wrong and that is what's happening the one tell tale sign anyone monitoring vine should look out for is an order to transfer chris out of cvrj and/or into a local police station in the nearest county. If he's transfered to a police station chances are he's awaiting to be sentenced in court.

 

[Ophelia]

chris was kept away from other inmates for most of his stay. They must have lifted that since hes allegedly allowed back in the rec room to play hoops.

1. That intel comes from the dubious visit account.
2. Protected prisoners get private time in the rec room, as I understand it. Chris isn’t shooting b-ball with the bros unless perhaps it’s a few other protected people. Chris will almost always be protected for a number of reasons.

unless by some HUGE chance he's finally agreed to take a plea deal

He’ll take one to get out of jail and back to McDonald’s.

AND praetor has convinced hielburg they're the only ones who will house chris upon release

Why would that happen? Any of it?

since no group home worth its salt wants him,

That’s a stretch.

This Fridyas gonna be as big a nothing burger as the day the case was sealed.

Friend, many things turn out to be nothingburgers. Keep reasonable expectations and enjoy the ride

 

[AnOminous]

Not just cause it's a stale joke at this point but also cause well..unless by some HUGE chance he's finally agreed to take a plea deal AND praetor has convinced hielburg they're the only ones who will house chris upon release since no group home worth its salt wants him, and he has no family left to go to anymore. This Fridyas gonna be as big a nothing burger as the day the case was sealed.

Heilberg may be a boomer but he seems canny enough to figure out that the Internet shit is bad for Chris and probably won't fall for any ween shit. I don't think he's going to get suckered by any Idea Guys or Praetor swindlers. If someone comes out of the woodwork who seems actually well intentioned, I still think they're getting vetted before Heilberg signs off.

So I don't think Chris is going to get grabbed out of jail by a Sockness type and shoved in a steamer trunk in a gimp suit only to be taken out for sodomitical purposes. That comes later after he fucks up whatever placement he got by chimping out and ends up homeless for real.

This is a pretty new law and Chris is one of the early examples of how it works (and pretty high profile too) so I think they'd want to get it right. For all I know, he's literally the first, although if there are any cases of note already someone could Shepardize the statute or whatever.

 

[derpi]

Who’s ready for today’s continuance?