F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

[Male Idiot]

Would be nice to have an update thread. It is nothing too outrageous.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd be surprised what cutting that shit out of your diet can do for your weight.

Even the Rage Pig Ethan Ralph managed to lose weight in jail.

I'm rating you optimistic because of this:

Starved to Death in an American Jail

Schizophrenic man was basically locked in a cell and left to die. They refused to even give him his meds. I'd be surprised if they give enough of a fuck about a non violent prisoner to bother making him take his meds.

Chris is white though.

 

[Canopus The Brilliant]

Just a random side thought: I assume (almost) everyone on KiwiFarms has agreed to not go after anyone that ends up being doxxed through the Goddess Logs?

 

[D_Tractor]

Review hearing scheduled for the 27th

 

[Jon Osterman]

Review hearing scheduled for the 27th

Makes sense, he's yet to be sent to a home after six months. I'm guessing Heilberg called it to get them to expedite the search or change the conditions of the deferral. That or the court's going to deny Chris' deferral and he's getting a real trial.

 

[King Kiwi]

God fucking taxes, will you sentence this abhorrent violation of life already?

 

[King George III]

I wonder how many times Heilberg has tried to get Chris to take a plea deal. The yid has got to know that eventually the judge is going to get pissed off, stop issuing continuances, and proceed with the case.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Remember Nick Bate? He actually looked normal on his most recent mugshots and also lost quite a bit of weight.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wonder how many times Heilberg has tried to get Chris to take a plea deal. The yid has got to know that eventually the judge is going to get pissed off, stop issuing continuances, and proceed with the case.

Which is probably what that review next week is for. The jail is tired of babysitting him and they've all realize that no matter what Chris will always attract unwanted attention. So may as well get it over with even at the risk of attracting ween calls and vistis. especially since things have quieted down no that there's been radio silence and the hype over the chris case has mostly died down to where it's only being followed by us christorians, a few straggling redditors and praetor.

Speaking of I wonder if they offered to house Chris or assume gardiaunship of him, and seeing as how nobody else wants the big tard be it family or a group home or tards. Heilburg shrugged and figured it's the closest thing to family he has. The state can't just kick him out the gates of the jail and leave him to the wolves. So may as well try and work up a time served plea deal with praetor taking him in.


but as you said King George III. That's also assuming it finally got thru the retard's think skull that he can't go back to branchland court or barb, nor is he going to a nice soup hotel to be waited on hand and foot by staff, and he has to plea guilty even if he thinks he isn't.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Review hearing scheduled for the 27th
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It sucks ass that this case is sealed and we can't get the good info from the docket listing anymore. In any event, time to get excited about the upcoming hearing.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The only thing of note is that he claims Chris got unbanned from the rec room so he can play basketball again.

This part alone makes others and myself wonder "What did Chris do this time to get another ban?" I'm going to speculate he tried that exorcism shit he pulled at Western.

If true and he is playing basketball, it's the most exercise Chris has done in a while.

 

[UncommonParlence]

This part alone makes others and myself wonder "What did Chris do this time to get another ban?" I'm going to speculate he tried that exorcism shit he pulled at Western.

If true and he is playing basketball, it's the most exercise Chris has done in a while.

If he is "playing" basketball ball it's just him throwing the ball, waddling to pick it up, and throwing and missing again. In his doped up state they have convinced him it's a privilege to touch a ball.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

One thing I am skeptical of is the 'ohayo' greeting, it's been a while since I looked at his other letters but I thought I remember him speaking more formal during the God larping.

Ohayo means “Good Morning” in Gaijin Weeaboo and is in my opinion 100% in step with the sort of pedo-curious retard speak that Chris is known to hold in high regard because he thinks it makes him sound worldly and intellectual. Besides that, the handwriting is spot on. I vote legit.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Ohayo means “Good Morning” in Gaijin Weeaboo and is in my opinion 100% in step with the sort of pedo-curious retard speak that Chris is known to hold in high regard because he thinks it makes him sound worldly and intellectual

Spoiler: Chris doesn't know how to spell Ohayo

To be fair it's not like people writing to him can't ever correct him, but I doubt anyone in contact with him cares that much.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm going to speculate he tried that exorcism shit he pulled at Western.

Assuming he actually tried exorcism shit. Maybe he was told it was the basketball Americans’s turn to use the court and he spazzed out.

In his doped up state they have convinced him it's a privilege to touch a ball.

What doped up state?

 

[UncommonParlence]

Assuming he actually tried exorcism shit. Maybe he was told it was the basketball Americans’s turn to use the court and he spazzed out.


What doped up state?

Allegedly a ween visited him in jail and reported that he was thin, graying, and slurring his words badly.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

In his doped up state they have convinced him it's a privilege to touch a ball.

Allegedly a ween visited him in jail and reported that he was thin, graying, and slurring his words badly.

If this is true, then something must've happened to make Chris snap, and to be restrained and forced to take medication. I can't say I feel bad for him: if only he would've taken classes or his parents should've smarten him up to correct his abnormal behavior. If Bob was alive during this, he would be beside himself. I wonder if Chris will have to take these new meds, again considering if the visit was real.

 

[Little Pigboy]

Just a random side thought: I assume (almost) everyone on KiwiFarms has agreed to not go after anyone that ends up being doxxed through the Goddess Logs?

What? Is Null considering taking up protection services of the retard again?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Ohayo means “Good Morning” in Gaijin Weeaboo and is in my opinion 100% in step with the sort of pedo-curious retard speak that Chris is known to hold in high regard because he thinks it makes him sound worldly and intellectual. Besides that, the handwriting is spot on. I vote legit.

Generally speaking yes, but during the Jesus larp he started using ye olde terms and iirc used things like "greetings" to open his letters. Ohayo seems more of an old Chris thing.

I do think the letter is legit though. Maybe he's been medicated away from the Jesus thing or otherwise gotten tired of it.

 

[Ophelia]

Allegedly a ween visited him in jail and reported that he was thin, graying, and slurring his words badly.

Allegedly. It’s a huge allegedly. We don’t have enough evidence of the account’s veracity to consider it true and honest. It’s a mistake to assume Chris is doped up for sure.